Maybe we should.
By: Luna L.
Bulma was watching TV next to the phone. "Why isn't he calling!"
Yelled Bulma out loud. She was of course talking about Yamcha, he had
broken 11 dates and stood her up 13 times, with out even so much as a call
to say, 'I'm sorry!' This was it, his last chance, if he didn't call like
he said he would, they were finished. Then she saw her lest favorite person
in the house. Vegeta. Her parent s had gone on some vacation and left her
alone with the ego crazed prince. He took the remote and changed it to
celebrity death match on Mtv. "Hey Vegeta, I was watching that!" Said Bulma
in attempt to get back the remote. He just pulled away and said, "The
gravity room is broken again." "AH! Danmit, I just fixed it. I bet you're
the one who really broke it." Bulma yelled. "You talk too much." Said
Vegeta, watching Jennifer Lopez rip Brittany Spears's guts out. She was
about to strangle him but the phone rang. "Yamcha!" She said happily,
almost forgetting Vegeta was in the room. She snatched up the phone and
took it to her room where she pressed her talk button.
"Hello?"
"Hi, Bulma." He sounded in a hurry.
"Hi, so are we still on for tonight?"
"Umm, that's what I need to talk to you about."
Bulma's face reddened. She knew what was coming.
"I can't make it this time."
That did it, he had set her off, again breaking another date. Then to top
it off, she hured a female voice say, "Come on babe, talk to your sister
later."
'YOUR SISTER!' He was in deep do-do now.
"Yamcha, who the hell was that!"
"Umm, my cousin?"
"Aahh! That tares it! Yamcha were over!"
"What b-but come on. I still love-"
"No you don't! Who's that whore with you! And how long has it been Yamcha!
How long has this been going on!"
"It's not what you think." "Yes it is you, you son of a bitch!" At that Bulma hung up with the talk button then she started slamming the phone down on her dressed. How she wished she could have slammed down the receiver on her now ex-boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend. She for some reason liked the sound of that word. That ment she was single, witch ment she could date other people, witch ment. no more Yamcha. She was so happy she didn't care that Vegeta had made a mess in the kitchen or that he messed up the gravity room. The work kept her mind off how she was gonna meet other people. That night Vegeta notice that Bulma was particularly happy, seeing that she didn't go out with Yamcha. "What are you so giddy about woman." He demanded. "I broke up with Yamcha." She replied happily. "Maybe I'm not familiar with human dating rituals but I thought you were supposes to upset about breaking up." "Not if you're breaking up with some one who's an obvious lire." She said more coldly back. That was the end of that. Vegeta with no other questions went into the kitchen. The moment she hured rappers and covers rattle Bulma knew she would have work to do. So she sat down in the living room and watched some TV. But it was already late so she felt sleepy already. Bulma hadn't even noticed that she fell asleep. Then Vegeta was finally done with his snack attack he found Bulma on the couch in his spot. "Hey woman, you're in my spot!" But Bulma showed no sign of response. "Hello, 'sigh' Bulma that's my seat." When she still didn't move he went up and poked that back of her head. She fell over and landed on another pillow on the couch. Then he thought that Bulma looked kinda cute when she was asleep and wasn't opening her big mouth. He didn't want her to just stay there. It looked like a sad place to find your self in. He knew he would be in pain if he stayed on the couch all night. He sighed to him self. He picked the girl up and carried her to her bedroom. When he put he in her bed he found him self starring at her. Then all of the sudden Bulma reached up and grabbed Vegeta's head! She was still asleep but it was like she was a child getting a teddy bear. She pulled him a little too close. Her arms crushed him; he was trying to struggle out. Finally he found a way out of Bulma's death hold. Dizzily he got out of the door and down to his room. The next morning. "Good morning mo-" Then Bulma remembered that her mom wasn't there. She slapped her self in the forehead, "Duh!" Then she had a good idea. "Karaoke Bars!" Places to meet boys and to do one of her favorite things sing! Then to her dismay Vegeta came into the room, "The gravity room is still broken!" Bulma turned up her nose. "I know that." She got her self a cereal bar. "Well, fix it!" She hated it when he got pushy with her. "Do it your self, I'm busy today." She was sooo, happy to give Vegeta a blow to the ego. He got mad. "And what can be more important that training!?" "KARAOKE!" Vegeta fell over. "And that's important why?" "Because it's fun!" "Training is important, T.V is educational, and food gives you strength. Why would you want to have fun?" "Why don't you come with me and find out." "Fine." At a local karaoke bar. "Bulma! Finally, I thought you'd never come back!" said a girl with streaked purple hair. (She looked like a punk Hotaru.) "I haven't had time Utena." Bulma said back. "Isn't Utena the Lesbo in that one anime?" Said Vegeta rudely. Then Utena whispered to Bulma, "I don't like your boyfriend." "Vegeta's not my boyfriend!!!" Bulma hissed. "Ok, but Veggie boy better stay outta my face. And tell him Utena isn't a lesbo!" Utena said getting back to her post. Bulma giggled at the little nickname Utena had given Vegeta. When they entered to bar the mike was open.
"It's not what you think." "Yes it is you, you son of a bitch!" At that Bulma hung up with the talk button then she started slamming the phone down on her dressed. How she wished she could have slammed down the receiver on her now ex-boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend. She for some reason liked the sound of that word. That ment she was single, witch ment she could date other people, witch ment. no more Yamcha. She was so happy she didn't care that Vegeta had made a mess in the kitchen or that he messed up the gravity room. The work kept her mind off how she was gonna meet other people. That night Vegeta notice that Bulma was particularly happy, seeing that she didn't go out with Yamcha. "What are you so giddy about woman." He demanded. "I broke up with Yamcha." She replied happily. "Maybe I'm not familiar with human dating rituals but I thought you were supposes to upset about breaking up." "Not if you're breaking up with some one who's an obvious lire." She said more coldly back. That was the end of that. Vegeta with no other questions went into the kitchen. The moment she hured rappers and covers rattle Bulma knew she would have work to do. So she sat down in the living room and watched some TV. But it was already late so she felt sleepy already. Bulma hadn't even noticed that she fell asleep. Then Vegeta was finally done with his snack attack he found Bulma on the couch in his spot. "Hey woman, you're in my spot!" But Bulma showed no sign of response. "Hello, 'sigh' Bulma that's my seat." When she still didn't move he went up and poked that back of her head. She fell over and landed on another pillow on the couch. Then he thought that Bulma looked kinda cute when she was asleep and wasn't opening her big mouth. He didn't want her to just stay there. It looked like a sad place to find your self in. He knew he would be in pain if he stayed on the couch all night. He sighed to him self. He picked the girl up and carried her to her bedroom. When he put he in her bed he found him self starring at her. Then all of the sudden Bulma reached up and grabbed Vegeta's head! She was still asleep but it was like she was a child getting a teddy bear. She pulled him a little too close. Her arms crushed him; he was trying to struggle out. Finally he found a way out of Bulma's death hold. Dizzily he got out of the door and down to his room. The next morning. "Good morning mo-" Then Bulma remembered that her mom wasn't there. She slapped her self in the forehead, "Duh!" Then she had a good idea. "Karaoke Bars!" Places to meet boys and to do one of her favorite things sing! Then to her dismay Vegeta came into the room, "The gravity room is still broken!" Bulma turned up her nose. "I know that." She got her self a cereal bar. "Well, fix it!" She hated it when he got pushy with her. "Do it your self, I'm busy today." She was sooo, happy to give Vegeta a blow to the ego. He got mad. "And what can be more important that training!?" "KARAOKE!" Vegeta fell over. "And that's important why?" "Because it's fun!" "Training is important, T.V is educational, and food gives you strength. Why would you want to have fun?" "Why don't you come with me and find out." "Fine." At a local karaoke bar. "Bulma! Finally, I thought you'd never come back!" said a girl with streaked purple hair. (She looked like a punk Hotaru.) "I haven't had time Utena." Bulma said back. "Isn't Utena the Lesbo in that one anime?" Said Vegeta rudely. Then Utena whispered to Bulma, "I don't like your boyfriend." "Vegeta's not my boyfriend!!!" Bulma hissed. "Ok, but Veggie boy better stay outta my face. And tell him Utena isn't a lesbo!" Utena said getting back to her post. Bulma giggled at the little nickname Utena had given Vegeta. When they entered to bar the mike was open.
