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"Hey, mommy has those shaving things too!" exclaimed a five year old Sakura.
A beautiful woman than showed on the television screen, revealing a tanned, hairless leg while smiling sexily.
"Sakura get in the shower, you'll have to go to bed soon"
"Aww …okay." Whined Sakura.
Stepping in to the shower Sakura immediately recognized the forbidden object known as the Razor.
Curiosity killed the cat. Didn't it?
'I wonder what would happen if I…..'
Sakura grabbed the Razor and experimented on it starting with her arms, followed by her neck and lastly to her legs.
Wrapping a towel around herself, Sakura walked out of the bathroom with a content smile upon her face. She then slipped on her favorite Barbie pajama dress and strolled up to her mother to get her hair brushed.
Sakura enjoyed the feel of her mother gently threading her fingers through her hair when suddenly she heard a gasp.
"Sakura what did you do to your legs!"
"What?" Sakura asked in confusion. Sakura then glanced at her legs only to see patches of pink hair on her leg while the rest of her leg hair gone and in place were small cuts.
"Oh yeah I forgot to tell you, I used the shaving stuff." Sakura said casually.
"YOU USED THE RAZOR!" Roared Sakura's mother.
"Yeah… whats wrong?"
"Sakura when you use the razor it takes away the hair on your legs and then in about a week or so it grows back with even more hair!"
"Meaning….?"
"YOUR GONNA TURN INTO A BEAR!"
The tears in Sakura's eyes finally spilled over as she cried out, "I DON'T WANNA BE A BEAR I WANNA BE A GIRL!"
Now calm, Sakura's mother pulled her in for a bear hug. (Ha bear hug…get it?) Soon the child had ceased her crying and looked up at her mother.
"I'm sorry mama I didn't know it was bad… are gonna put me in time out now?"
"No, worse. When the hair grows back it will stay that way until I think that you are at an acceptable age to begin shaving."
"Yes mama." Sakura said glumly.
"I am very disappointed in you…. now off to bed."
Sakura silently got off the couch and walked towards her room. Just as she reached for the door knob her mother called out, "If you can behave tomorrow we'll go to Mc Donald's with Ino and Naruto."
"I'll be the bestest helper in the the world!…. BELIEVE IT!" They both giggled at her use of Naruto's motto.
Sakura climbed into bed that night and dreamed that she was a princess waiting for Prince Sasuke to come arriving on a unicorn as Sakura raised her long, hairless legs to mount the great creature and race off into the sunset.
Authors Note: This was actually a true story, it happened to me and I had to stop wearing shorts until seventh grade. It made me so self cousious about my body I felt like I was half bear, half man. Lol!