AN:/OOC & AU.

She didn't care if her soft baby hair would be tangled by the end of the day, or that her teeth would be rotten from all those candies. No, definitely not Sakura.

It'd be always

"But mom! My hair looks fine!"

Or

"Lies! Little devils don't crawl in my mouth when I sleep and rot my teeth!"

Actually, she was quite smart and realistic even as a kid. Something all the elders adored her for. They knew she'd grow into an intelligent, successful woman.

Sakura Haruno, the girl with beaming green eyes, and bubbly pink hair. The girl who buried her self in sand and used the grass as her bed. A Sporadic eccentric girl full of curiosities that would question the world, (which said fact had driven her parents bit nuts.)She was just a kid.

But like all moments, all things, they change. And she had changed. Which leaves her bestest friend since peeing –in- your- bed –phase, Ino to say

"FOREHEAD! Ditch whatever your doing for tonight and put on some slut-fully wonderful clothes! We're going out!"

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Chapter I: Hot Blooded

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If anyone knew the two infamous peas in the pod, they'd know that Ino was the wild spunky girl. Her beaming sunshine hair tied in a sleek neat pony tail, her frosty blue eyes that can send shivers down one's spine if caught at the wrong time, and her mouth that rambled on oh so freely. She was the stylish blonde chick that had boys on their knees. Hell, even her Barbie dolls as a kid looked better when she dressed them up.

Where as, the other pea, the well concealed pea, was the complete opposite. Her sweet pink hair would blow the way the wind took it, and those vivid green eyes hidden behind a curtain of lashes. Her mind ran on logic, on reasoning, only giving attention to the facts in front of her while constantly and subconsciously keeping track of her rules.

Actually, Sakura didn't believe that they were rules. It was Ino who had complained about her encaged life with her ridiculous laws. Sakura believed that they were just ideal thoughts that would keep her in line and away from another disappointing future.

So when Ino demanded her to drop all her plans for a night of probably drinking and flirting she replies with

"Can't Ino, we've got to finish unpacking. " Her hands currently shoving vigorously into one of the boxes and retrieving books.

"We can do that tomorrow or something! C'mon lets go to the party tonight, please?" Ino asked with her mouth hung open while reapplying some mascara.

"It's the first week in session and there's already a dorm party?" she said as she alphabetized her books. She will have to categorize them in genres later. Oh, maybe even in size order.

"Hell yeah! It's college baby!"

"I'll go to another one when I'm not busy. Now shoo, I'll finish cleaning up."

Placing a hand on her hip Ino makes confirmation. "Promise?"

No.

"Promise. Go have fun, and leave the door open." Flinging out empty boxes and garbage out the door was much easier than having them stack up in their already minuscule dorm room.

Sighing and retrieving her purse Ino headed to the party that everyone seemed to be going to.

Their rooms were quite peculiar indeed. In one end were Ino's belongings, and the other, Sakura's. Her closet full of platforms and pumps (which Sakura would steal now and then) on the bottom, and the latest fifth avenue designer clothes.

Sakura's side was very simple, very sophisticated. One side of her wall dominated by books and her favorite collections of CD's. Her desk kept neat and clean; some pens in a cup, lamp, and a MacBook.

While stacking away boxes a low whistle comes from the door followed by a

"Nice place you got here."

Sakura turned to look at the intruder. And standing there, supported by the door frame, was a boy with a smug smile on.

"Can I help you?" Sakura said as she picks herself up from the floor.

"Just wanting to get to know my neighbor."

What an annoying smirk, and an annoying boy.

Sakura raised an eye brow, dropping her arm.

"I'm a little busy right now, maybe ne-"

"Sasuke, Uchiha Sasuke. " He cuts her off as he held on his hand.

"… Sakura Haruno."

"I'll be living across from you for this semester." He said as he stepped aside to show Sakura his room.

And his room was sort of…sort of disgusting. What seemed to be dirty clothes all over the floor, the bed a mess, and instant noodle cups rolling around everywhere. She swore she could see someone alive underneath all the mess.

"Excuse the mess, that's my roommate Naruto." Said boy was groaning in pain, muffled by piles of clothes.

What a strange guy. Sakura thought.

"So anyway, there's a party in the next building, aren't you going?"

"I don't go to parties."

"Tsk, what a waste. How about a drink?"

"I don't drink."

A frown set on his face as he looked at her quizzically.

"You know, you really don't live up to your looks."

"My looks?" She said, growing impatient.

"Absolutely, blossoms-"

"Don't call me that." She interrupted.

"-Your hair is really something else, blossoms. Like a real cherry blossom."

"Listen, I don't know where you're coming from but-"

"Oi bastard! Get me some pepto bismol or a shit load of toilet paper!"

And after a glance back to his toxic waste filled friend

"Sorry blossoms, gotta go. I'll bother you later." And with a quick wink he was gone into his pig sty to aid his friend.

Standing there was Sakura, baffled with this charismatic ass she had just met.

What a strange guy indeed.

To: Sakura H.

From: Queen Ino

12:58 PM

-So how's my baby doing in her psych lecture? Hmmm?

To: Queen Ino

From: Sakura H.

12:59 PM

-She's going to shoot her self.

To: Sakura H.

From: Queen Ino

01:02 PM

-Finally, about time.

-I kid darling, why make such a depressing act?

To: Queen Ino

From: Sakura H.

01:04 PM

-Well first of, the lecture is boring. And second, La Jerk is sitting right next to me, on his ugly ass, talking non-stop. Oh and he stole my arm rest. Dick.

To: Sakura H.

From: Queen Ino

01:04 PM

-Ooooooooh, the one you told me about last night right? Is he cute? What hair color? Is he fit?

To: Queen Ino

From: Sakura H.

01:06 PM

-Oh shut. Up.

-He's a nasty looking, arroga-

"Aw c'mon, I'm not that ugly."

Sakura quickly snapped her head up and threw a glance to the peeper next to her.

"It's really annoying when people read other's texts over their shoulder."

"Actually, I heard that I'm pretty attractive." He said with a smile as he looked up to scoped through the class. Sakura followed his gaze and immediately saw how most of the female bodies were, or have been, checking him out.

"But hey, thats just what I hear." He continues on as he leans back on his seat, another smirk on his face.

"I beg to differ." She replied as she looked back down and started scribbling some notes.

"Really? Do tell me what's not to like."

She sighed and with a hard long look (more like glare) of his face, Sakura replied

"Well I say you're lips are too thin, and your nose too high. It also makes your eyes look too close together." She threw him her own Sakura brand smirk.

"Aw blossoms, I'm hurt. Thank god I'm not insecure huh?"

Sakura rolled her eyes as she readjusted herself to focus on the professor.

"There's never been a girl who hasn't fallen for me and my lips-too-thin-and-nose-too-high face." He proudly stated in a whisper.

"Then I guess I'm the first one to say that you're a conceited and annoying douche."

With a low chuckle he leaned in and said "Tsk, you're so stubborn. That's not attractive."

Oh where's a gun when you need one?

"Sasuke, some of us are trying to learn. So stop-"

"Miss in the back, some of us are here to learn. Please pay attention." The professor loudly announced, earning herself some snickers from the class.

ARGH. She gritted her teeth.

"You can have your arm rest back by the way."

UGH!

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