Veronica gazed longingly out the window at Weevil. He smiled and threw his shirt into the pool. However, this did not make Veronica happy. He did not have a pair of chiseled abs like Logan. Veronica then frowned and glared and threw her clothes away. If Weevil did not wear a shirt she would hate clothes forever. She drank vodka and ate cheese to erase the memory of the abs. Weevil was alarmed because he thought his abs were voluptuous like Logan's. He looked in at Veronica like a peeping tom and he took her clothes. He then put them on and applied her makeup to his abs. Then Veronica had no clothes. She walked outside in a towel to pull her clothes off Weevil. However, she tripped and fell in the pool. She could not swim. Weevil could not swim either. However, Logan could. However, as we've already established Weevil was not Logan. So Veronica drowned. Weevil ran away and became a famous transvestite.
Logan gazed at Duncan in his car. He thought when Duncan smiled that he looked so sexy. Logan pulled the car over and confessed his feelings.
"Darling, when you smile. . ." Logan leaned over and kissed him, "When you smile!"
Just then, a car came and crashed into them. Logan flew out the windshield because he was too cool to wear a seatbelt. Duncan ran out of the car and screamed, "I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!" and began to undress in the middle of the street in tribute to his lost love. His mother at that moment and nearly ran over Duncan. She became very jealous of Logan and knew that she had to give her son to the government so they could alter his brain. She had to make sure that Duncan never left her again for another man. It was secret information because it was embarrassing for her, but she was actually a man as well. She was very proud of her disguise although some did see through it. Duncan never had. Besides, he liked it when she dried him with the towel. They had a close relationship but it had never had gone to the next level like Celeste hoped it would. She threw pills out the window as she drove by. They hit Duncan in the head and killed him.
Caitlin gazed longingly across the bed at Aaron, who was painting a picture of Logan. Caitlin grew jealous and threw herself on Aaron's painting. She ripped it and got paint on her clothes.