Okay, guys, this is my first fanfic on this account. I know there are a lot of these, but that doesn't really matter. Suggestions are welcomed. Flamers, go find someone else's boat to rock. Review if you feel like it. This is a slightly sarcastic deconstruction of every crappy thing people have associated Percy Jackson and his universe with.

Disclaimer:

I do not own any song, book, movie, etc that I reference here. Especially Percy Jackson And The Olympians.

Firstly:

Main character OC's almost never are worth writing. If you are thinking of writing a book where a new character is uber-powerful and the son/daughter of some unheard of god, a titan, or a really cliché god, do yourself and your reputation a favour and don't.

99.99% of the time, this ends up horribly, everyone will end up hating on your precious OC, and the story quality deteriorates to beyond cringe-worthy points. Unless making everyone hate your character is your aim, so everyone already hates him or her when you write a new fanfic with them in it (in which case, well-played, nice subtlety), just don't do it.

Only the skilled, experienced authors should go for this, and even then, it can turn out horribly wrong. The only books where this works are where the OC's aren't too powerful- or if they are powerful, then it is for a logical reason which most people are satisfied with.

Have you found any Mary Sue stories which are actually half decent? If so, please mention them in the review section and after reading them I will recommend the ones I most enjoyed in my next chapter.

Another thing: Grammar, spelling, and sentence quality. When you read someone who has written something like this;

HEy there guys! youre provably wonderung who i am! Well i'm (insert horrible OC name here)! And i'm a demigod!

Just… Just… Urgh.

We've all seen it. Someone decides to make a fool of themselves like that. I've been tempted to relentlessly flame at people like that, but I try to let them figure out for themselves. It's more amusing that way. And don't get me started on "Ya". Are you South African? Do you speak like that in real life? Do the characters speak like that in real life? If you're normal (sorry, South Africans, but you know it's true. Just look at the Springboks.) the answer to every single one of those questions should have been no. THEN WHY DO YOU WRITE LIKE THAT?

Well, enough for one night.

Note: This is fully intending to insult anyone who is annoying on this fandom. You don't like what I write, go look in the mirror and have an epiphany.

Note 2: This story will be written whenever I feel like something has to be said. Or when a review or PM gives me a random energy burst. Or when I read a particularly bad fanfic and feel the urge to point fingers and name names (just kidding. This is all anonymous).

Have a nice day and try to get outside a little more.

FitzChivalry