Freakazoid was one of my favorite cartoons as a kid. But I always wondered if he would ever get a partner, and how would he meet this partner? Well, I fell in love with the idea that a girl got the same kind of pinnacle chip as Dexter and tried to use it to download music. But the list of songs she types in is almost deleted when she accidentally pushes the delete button and she gets zapped into the , my OC, Lyrica, is born.
Unlike Dexter and Freakazoid, she is always Lyrica. There is no turning it off. The change is permanent. What Lyrica didn't know was that when she decided to be a hero, she met villainess, Queen Cobra in a lie. QC told Lyrica that she was a hero and that Freakazoid was a villain.
Lyrica Looks like the avatar for this story. While she was downloading, she was tuning a guitar. When she got zapped into the internet, her guitar went with her. Now, it just needs to be plugged into an amp and what comes out can be used as a weapon. She can hypnotize people with her songs or use the soundwaves to cause damage. With a quick rift, she can make the notes come to life an attack who she's singing to.
This story will be rated M because of adult themes, situations and sexy times with Freakazoid. Let's face it, despite being crazy, Freakazoid was the coolest super hero ever.
Also, you bronies better know this song. This is Awesome As I Wanna Be the Prince Whatever cover. Check it out on YouTube.
Freakazoid was quicj to make it to the sewers to stop Queen Cobra yet again. It was starting to get boring. As much as the hero loved saving DC, he wished that the villains would become more creative. Once he saw the villainess, he pointed to her and said with a deadpanned tone, "Surrender now."
"Why, Freakazoid? Don't you wanna hear my latest plan?"
"What plan? It's always the same. Try to destroy me, but ultimately fail."
"True, but it's different. This isn't a plan to destroy you. This is a plan to test a new recruit."
"Oh, great. A new opponent." Freakazoid groaned. "What pathetic scum lined themselves up with you?"
"Pathetic scum?" A new voice laughed. Freakazoid glanced over and his eyes poped out of his skull and he honked like an old jalopy. This girl was gorgeous. "I can handle being called weird, obnoxious, I'll even take crazy. But pathetic scum is a little harsh for my taste." She then approached the hero and lifted her guitar pick, taking a rocker pose before saying, "If you wanna be accurate, I prefer being called one of two things: my name, Lyrica, or awesome." She then gave a rift that knocked Freakazoid back several yards.
Awesome as I wanna be
Awesome as I wanna be
First you see me riding on a sonic boom
Got my guitar, shredding up my latest tune
There is nothing you can do to beat me
I'm so good that you can't defeat me
Yeah I'm awesome, take caution
Watch out for me I'm awesome as I wanna be
I'm awesome, take caution
Watch out for me, I'm awesome as I wanna be
Suddenly, from the amp behind her, blue soundwaves came out and spread out everywhere. When they hit Freakazoid, he suddenly started singing with no control.
Shes so awesome my head's hazy
Lyrica, she makes me crazy
Lost more cool than I can find
Moves so slick I've lost my mind!
Freakazoid then got control of himself and saw the smirk on Lyrica's face as she began a short solo.
Step aside now, you're just getting in my way
I've got sick chops you could never hope to play
When it comes to making music I'm the ruler
You wish you could be 20% cooler
Yeah I'm awesome, take caution
Watch out for me I'm awesome as I wanna be
I'm awesome, take caution
Watch out for me, I'm awesome as I wanna be
She then started another solo that hit him hard, literally. The soundwaves were so strong that they blew Freakazoid into the wall. He spun in all directions before he hit the wall upside down.
Yeah I'm awesome, take caution
Watch out for me I'm awesome as I wanna be
I'm awesome, take caution
Watch out for me, I'm awesome as I wanna be
Yeah I'm awesome, take caution
Watch out for me I'm awesome as I wanna be
I'm awesome, take caution
Watch out for me, I'm awesome as I wanna be
The young woman finished the song and approached Freakazoid with a smile. Mere inches from his face, she chuckled. "Awesome, huh?"
"Lyrica, we need to leave." Queen Cobra said as she turned to leave.
"Aww, just when I starting to have fun." She fake pouted. She turned back to Freakazoid and kissed his cheek. Steam blew from his ears and sounded like a steam whistle. He gazed at Lyrica dreamily. She just smiled. ""'Til next time, Hero." And with that, she followed Queen Cobra.
Freakazoid just signed with a dreamy look on his face while hearts floated around his head. "I think I'm in love." He sighed.
