Tiff was reading her favorite book, Love is Not in the Air. It was a book with poetry, love, romance, smooching, and girls having lost loves. It was really, really, really sappy. Not that she cared, anyway.
Suddenly, Meta Knight appeared out of nowhere!
Tiff screamed in surprise. "AAAAAAAH! AHHHHHHH! OH! OHHHHHHOHOHOHOOOO...!"
"Did I scare you?" Meta Knight asked.
Tiff blushed. She seemed to be blushing a lot near Meta Knight. "Well, um, yes, no, maybe?"
"Very well, then," Meta Knight said. He started walking away.
"Wait!" Tiff shouted. Immediately, she started blushing even more. If she blushed even more than that, there was a 99% percent chance she would explode, and a 1% chance that she would melt into a big gooey puddle of Tiff glop.
"What is it?" Meta Knight questioned.
"It's just that, uh, I have FEELINGS!" Tiff blurted. Oops, she thought. She hadn't meant to say that.
"You do?" Meta Knight said. He leaned in closer to Tiff. The air crackled with tension.
"Yes," Tiff said solemnly. In her opinion, it was a very serious subject.
"Me too," Meta Knight whispered.
"Really?"
"Yes."
They looked at each other with loves in their gazes. Meta Knight took off his mask while Tiff gasped at his similarity to Kirby. They began to do some smooching.
Suddenly, the sky turned gray and unicorns and stars fell from a large hole! A yellow unicorn fell near them. Then, a star crashed on its back, and they began to fly.
It was complete chaos. Unicorns, donkeys, and porta potties were flying around farting rainbows. A cappy looked at a purple unicorn, and commenced riding it. Lightning zapped teleporting toilets while electrocuting cappies as well.
In King Dedede's castle, a large toilet broke a hole in the ceiling and flew out with ginormous feathery wings. With little plops, its multicolored flatulence hit Cappytown in huge bursts and destroyed numerous houses.
The End.
And THAT is what you get when you have MKxTiff. Chaos. Complete chaos.
I wrote this while listening to Triple Baka. THAT IS PROB WHY IT IS SO CRAZY! HAHAHAHAHAHA