Gardevoir's Got Gas
by Yoshizilla-Fan
Yoshizilla-Fan: I simply can't get over Gardevoir being so gassy...yeah I follow in Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus' footsteps as much as Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures says "ONE MORE THING". Oh well. Enjoy.
Gardevoir was in a forest somewhere in the Sinnoh Region, cuddling with her partner Gallade as she enjoyed the fresh air while Gallade held her with his blade-like arms.
"Gosh, it sure is a pretty day today." Gardevoir commented with a smile.
"Yes, Gard. This day is as pretty as the pretty day we had 213 pretty days ago." Gallade exclaimed mildly, getting a bit tired of every fanfic starting this way.
Gardevoir giggled a bit. "Oh Gally-Wally, sometimes you're so funny!"
Gallade suddenly lost his temper as he pushed Gardevoir off of him, getting up as he did. "Oh now you've gone and said it!"
Gardevoir moaned in pain as she got up. "Gallykins! What's wrong?"
Gallade facepalmed himself with one his blade-like hands, not getting a scratch as he did. "Remember when we got that golden ribbon to that Icing Factory? You almost said that on camera! It embarrasses me!"
Gardevoir gasped in shock. "Oh my gosh! Why didn't you say so?"
Gallade blushed slightly while turning his head away in shame. "I wanted to, but you really love calling me that. And I know why."
Gardevoir placed her arms around Gallade's neck. "Oh Gally, darling, if it bothers you that much, I won't say it anymore. And besides, I'm sure it's the author's fault. So don't worry."
Gallade moved Gardevoir's arms off his body, turning to her. "Yeah you're right." He looked around for a moment, then back at Gardevoir. "Well, I better leave you to what this fanfic is going for. You know, so the plot can get going."
Gallade jumped up into the tree branches, disappearing into them, never to be seen again for a while.
Gardevoir rubbed her head in confusion. "What was he talking about?" Then, Gardevoir's stomach growled loudly, prompting her to place her arms on it. "Gosh, am I hungry?"
Then all of a sudden, Gardevoir farted loudly, her while dress being lifted by the powerful gas, causing her to blush as she placed her hands on it, pooting again.
"Oh my! Why am I so gassy all of a sudden?" Gardevoir let out another loud tuba fart, grabbing her dress in embarrassment, being unable to stop the powerful and constant gas as it erupted out of her. "Oh yeah...that plot..." she sighed as she sat down on the ground, her farts making her butt cheeks vibrate, which she enjoyed. "Gosh! Maybe this won't be so bad!"