Citrus Camel

Chapter 1

'Shit.' Thought Kakashi as the kunai pierced the side of his torso, before he had the chnce to dispatch the last enemy nin.

He woke up; but did not open his eyes just yet, and so he smelled it before he saw it; the hospital. He kept his eyes tightly shut for the next two minuites, after all, if the doctors knew that he was awake, then they would probobly come in and start doing all manner of ungodly things to his person.

He opened his eyes. He regretted it immediately. They exploded in pain at the sudden bright light. Then he saw a pretty nurse with long curly brown hair and dark eyes. She was wearing a stereotypical nurses dress. It was shoet, white, and accented her curver well. kakashi, however, paid these facts no mind. He, after all, played for the other team, buttered his bread on the other side, enjoyed hot man sex, drove his locomotive under the sea... if you get my meaning.

He just wanted to get home to his very sexy dolphin man! He sighed inwardly as he thought about the tan man. What with all the missions he had been forced into taking recently, ahe had had very little time to spend with his uke, and had not evenbeen able to "conduct the appropriate nightime activities" fro over a week! A week! For a normal human being this might not be so terrible, but for Kakashi, who was constantly horny and always reading porn (A/N: Yeah we know what icha icha is...), who had recently managed to woo his long time love Iruka-sensei, this was enough to drive a man crazy, and if they weren't exactly sane before, then that didn't exactly help.

He was SO sexually frustrated!!!

Also, he didn't trust some of his so called "friends" not to try to pounce while he was away. Iruka was blissfully unaware however of how uch attention he got from his colleagues. Of course Kakshi knew that Genma loved Raidou with all his heart, and that he would never leave the scarred jounin, but sometimes they gave people the impression that they had a very open relationship, and Genma was renound for being a bit of a manwhore... but then he did seem to have improved a bit since going out with Raidou... and Kakashi was overprtective anyway...

"Kakashi-sama!" The nurse bubbled, snapping Kakashi out of his reverie: he had forgotten she was there... "It's time for your operation now!" she continued cheerily.

'What operation?' he thought, but was unable to give voice to his question before he felt the needle push through the surface of the skin on his right forearm, and heard the nurse say "Although I must say I was quite surprised when I was told to take you for surgery to get m-", a thoughtful expression upon her face.

But Kakashi heard no more as he sank quickly and deeply into sweet oblivion...