Meanwhile in the House of Hades on page 292…
"I like girls," Nico spat. "That's the truth. That's the big secret."
Jason raised an eyebrow. "How am I not surprised?"
"No, man," he replied. "I mean I really like girls. I can't help myself. I love them… Like all of them."
"But…" Jason faltered. "What if they're… You know… Fat…?"
Nico wiped a tear from his eye. "Those are my favorite…"
At that moment, the Argo II flew overhead and all the demigods that were aboard climbed down the ladder and landed on the ground.
"Hey, man," Leo teased. "Did I just hear what I think I heard?"
"Wh—what do you mean?" he stammered. "I don't think you heard what you think you heard."
"I like big butts and I cannot lie—"
"Leo," Hazel shouted. "Control yourself!"
Frank raised his hand.
"What now?" Nico scowled.
"I just wanted to know if you even liked the girls with large zits."
"Seriously?" Nico shouted. "What part of all girls do you not understand?!" He muttered something. Something like, "Those are my second favorite."
Awkward silence.
"Well," said Piper randomly. "At least he doesn't have a crush on Percy… Just say'n…"
THE END.