Jerk-y
E/O Challenge: Box - 100 words on the dot.
*Warning* - not one single brain cell was used in the making of this week's drabble. It's pointless. It's silly. It is totally and completely random. Dean. Sam. Canine. Jerky. )
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"Relax dude, just a dog."
"No such thing. AREN'T THERE LAWS? ABOUT LEASHES?"
"Just ignore it and walk casually."
"Walk… how the hell do you walk casually when a fricken pit-bull is eyeing your package like a damn chew toy?"
"Okay, first? Anything would be more casual than the chicken dance you got going on. Second, it's a boxer, and third, could have totally gone without the package reference dude."
"Whatever. He's watching us. Me."
"Yeah, that's weird."
"Ooooh. Damn."
"What?"
"Got something in my pocket."
"What did I just say?"
"No… jerky…"
"Beef jerky?"
"Yep."
"New plan."
"What?"
"RUN!"
I warned you! :D And yeah, any normal human being would have just thrown the dog the jerky, but that wouldn't be nearly as much fun. ;) Thanks for having a look.