Camping with the Cullens
Basically, this is probably what would happen if the Cullens would go camping – Carlisle always super – positive, Rosalie being amazingly shallow, Alice is only about the clothes, and Emmett making really wrong jokes. This is set after Breaking Dawn when Nessie is fully grown and just married to Jacob. Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own any of the characters in Twilight or New Moon or Eclipse or Breaking Dawn, but the characters probably wish they were owned by me. HA!
Carlisle's POV
All of the children had just graduated from High school for the fiftieth time, and I decided that we should have a little celebration, and I was going to give them a special treat…………………….
"So kids, as you know, you've all now graduated for the fiftieth time. I've decided that we're going to have a little celebration now." I announced
"Oooooooooooooh, YAY!" Alice screamed "Can I decorate? Please. PLEASE!"
"Yes Alice, you can decorate." I said exasperatedly
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" She screamed
I really wasn't sure why Alice was so obsessed with decorating for parties. I mean, Edward and Bella's wedding, Renesmee and Jacob's wedding (Which was overly decorated in pink flowers, pink lights, pink tables, pink chairs, pink bouquet, pink everything!) which Jacob was so uncomfortable in as all his friends were sniggering at him because everything in sight was pink, ad basically every graduation party ever.
"But this year, we aren't going to have a graduation party with the school year, just us." I said
"Awwwwwwwwwww" Alice said.
"I know you want a party with everybody from school but that just isn't going to happen this year." I tried to explain to her
"Yeah, you're just going to show off to everybody again." Emmett said. Emmett was silent for a moment, and then Edward started laughing. He was laughing so hard that he would have been crying if he could, so hard that I could see by the way he held himself that his sides were in serious pain.
"Emmett, you shouldn't do that. You know it's rude to think things to Edward that other people can't hear." I scolded
"I didn't say anything, honestly." Emmett said
"What did you say, Emmett." I ordered
"I'm telling the truth, I didn't say anything." Emmett said, with a grin spreading across his face
"He said she would probably try to show her boobs to all the boys and try to make herself look even sluttier than Rose." Edward said
"Excuse me!" Rosalie said
"Hehehe. No sex for Mr. Cullen tonight then." Edward whispered under his breath
"Oh shut up. You're basically a virgin." Emmett said
"Yeah, well at least if I want to, I can." Edward said
"Be quiet, boys." I said
Everybody was silent, and Alice shot Emmett and evil glare.
"OK, let's start the party!" I said
Immediately, Alice shot upstairs to get the decorations, and in a matter of minutes, the whole living room was decorated with fifty banners, one from each graduation party.
"Woooooooooooooo! Let's start the music!" Emmett said, and put on Barbie Girl to annoy Edward.
"Please Emmett, can you not put any song on?" Edward asked with an irritated tone of voice
"No, I can't actually." Emmett said "It turns Rose on."
"Oh shut up you sexist idiot." Rose said
Edward stormed over to the CD player and turned on My Heart Will Go On from Titanic
"Yes! Good choice Edward!" Alice said
Everybody turned to their partners and started to slow dance. As soon as it got to the chorus, I passionately kissed Esme, as almost everybody did to their respective partners.
"Ew, you stink so badly Jacob." Nessie exclaimed
"Way to ruin the moment Nessie." Jasper said
"Yeah, slow dance is boring. Let's turn on some proper music!" Emmett said excitedly, who ran to the CD player and put on Dance Wiv Me by Dizzee Rascal.
"Now this is what we call music!" Emmett said
Rosalie, Bella, Alice and Nessie furiously launch into a dance competition, with a lot of bum shaking, and one boob flash from Rosalie.
The evening progressed in the same way, always switching between slow dance and hip hop and rap music, and then Alice played all the number one's of the last 100 years. A large amount of alcohol was involved as well.
"Hey babey. What time do you get off today?" Emmett slurred, and then started kissing Alice
"Ewwwwwwww get off me. Just cos you're not gonna get anything from Rose tonight doesn't mean you're gonna get anything from me. I'm married, remember?! And so are you!" Alice said furiously, but Emmett collapsed in a drunken heap on the floor. Rosalie then stormed off to her bedroom, on the complaint that there was too much noise, but really just upset that her husband was making sick jokes about her and then trying to get off with her sister.
Jasper had since taken Alice up in his arms (He was wobbly from the drink, but still strong enough to carry her upstairs to the bedroom, where I heard the door lock, which meant they were to be left to their own devices………………………..
"So, do you want to go to our little cottage in the woods now?" Edward asked Bella, who instantly agreed and ran with him to the cottage
"I'm going home now." Jacob slurred, who had obviously had too much alcohol as well
"I guess I'm driving then." Nessie sighed.
Jacob wobbled in the general direction of the front door, but was then sick on the doormat and slurred "There's a present for you stinking vampire bastards."
"Come on Jacob, time to go home now." Nessie sighed, and looked disapprovingly at his incredibly drunken state. I soon heard them roaring off in their hummer that was their wedding present from Rosalie.
"Well, I guess it's just you and me then." My gorgeous wife Esme said
"I wonder how they're going to react tomorrow when I tell them about our 3 week camping trip to Alaska." I wondered
"Oh, they're not going to be happy. Emmett is also going to have a very bad headache tomorrow." She said, looking at the drunken, unconscious heap of Emmett on the floor
"This could be interesting." I said
TBC
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