Why does the universe despise me so much!
Like seriously. All I wanted to do was to give Kyousuke back his limbs and the things he loves, and to help save people from witches. Yet all I get is despair, pain and death. What did I do to deserve this; all I want to do is help people. And it's not just once or twice either, its every single timeline. I die or get turned into a witch in every single timeline, even if I do get together with Kyousuke I die. Does the universe just despise my existence or enjoy tormenting me? Every time I turn into a witch I end up being killed by my friends or Kyouko of all people too!
That's the other thing that's pissing me off. Why is it that people keep pairing me with that bitch in fanon? I hate her! She tries to warp my ideals to suit her needs and tries to change my view to hers just because she had a terrible family experience. I'm not a lesbian; I hate her for everything that she's done to me. If all it takes is a comment about not leaving me alone before she kills herself to kill me then people need to think more. I hate her, everything about her I dislike. She even threatened Kyousuke life!
And what's with the information that I would never be happy with Kyousuke anyhow. Why can I not be happy with the person I like huh? Does some cosmic entity just despise the idea of me being happy or, at the very least, dying doing the right thing instead of turning into a witch? I like Kyousuke and have for a long time. I've known him for years and I like him, so why can I not just be with him. Is he going to friend zone me at the last minute or something?
It's just too cruel! Why does all of this happen to me? Even in timeline where Mami lives I end up dying, I die in every possible timeline! It's just not fair!
First attempted Authors corner:
Tou (touhoufanatic): and there we have Sayaka's fourth wall monologue, ah that was fun!
Sayaka: No it wasn't.
Tou: oh c'mon, you're letting out your feelings for people to know. You should feel better now right?
Sayaka: Probably, but I get this feeling your making fun of me now.
Tou: i- I would not do that.
Sayaka: the hell you wouldn't *stab*
Tou: agh, the pain it hurts.
Sayaka: just say what you're going to already.
Tou: fine, fine. Ouch. All right, setting aside the monologue, I'm not done with Sayaka just yet and am planning a cross over fic with Sayaka as the lead.
Sayaka: look forward to it please.
Tou: I shall right it indefinitely so please do look forward to it.
Sayaka: it apparently will be called sayaka off shore….. Wait are you drowning me?
Tou: well no but…
Sayaka: your drowning me aren't you!?
Tou: I'm not! Oh crap. Ill end this here before she kills me on tape, but please look forward to Sayaka off shore…..oh shit she has a claymore!