My Tummy Goes Grrr
It was one of those lazy days in the Akatsuki hide out. There was absolutely nothing to do.
Nothing.
At all.
Zetsu sat in his room, feeling...bored. He wouldn't talk to himself because he called himself fat. He looked down at his voluminous robe.
It's definately the robe, he thought. I'm not fat...it's the robe.
There was a rumbling noise that Zetsu couldn't identify. It seemed to be coming from his very being. It progressed like an earthquake, teeming from the depths of his core. It thundered and roared, until the sound was so loud that Zetsu couldn't stand it anymore.
My tummy went grrr, he thought. He chuckled. Grrrrr.
His stomach growled in response. He poked it. Again, it went grrrrr.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Kisame shouted, perpetually scarred at the sight he'd just witnessed.
Zetsu looked up, feeling slightly embarrassed. "Nothing."
Kisame silently shook his head and walked away.
Zetsu resumed poking his belly.
Okay, I'll tell you the reason behind this short little story. See, I always wanted to hear Zetsu say "My tummy goes grrr" even though I know he would never say that in Naruto. So, as I like to keep my characters as realistic as possible ( 'cause I'm boring like that), I figured hearing him think it would be the next best thing.
There you have it.