Chapter One: The Teleporter
King dedede and mabel are having a fight.
"Well guess what old lady!? What will you predict will happen if i push this red button!?" Shouts king dedede.
"I predict you will not push it."
"Well I predict you're dead wrong!" Yells Dedede, when he punches his button.
To Kirby...
Kirby is riding his warp star when he suddenly transports.
Back to king dedede...
"Well? What did that do!?" asks dedede
"You should be able to know that!"
"I know... i don't even know what this fippin tippin gosh darn thing doe-"
Kirby teleports in the throne room.
"WHAT THE- This thing TELEPORTS!?" Yells king dedede, surprised.
"pppooooyyyyooooo..." says kirby weakly.
"It must be hard to be teleported unexpectedly." says mabel.
"That is cool! Lets do it again!" Says king dedede, pressing the button once more.
Somewhere else...
Sonic is running on the green hill zone. He comes to a halt.
"Hey, look! Rings! These will be good for my collectio-"
Sonic teleports.
Back to dedede... for the second time...
Sonic appears in dedede's throne room.
"Haha! This is FUN! What else can I do?" says dedede, while pressing the button again
A demon frog appears and jumps on kirby, then sinks into him.
"Uh oh."
Kirby starts sucking everything up.
Everyone is hanging on to something except sonic who is just running against the wind.
"Escargoon! Is there a way to teleport that demon frog back!?" yells dedede, holding on to his chair.
"This may do it!" says escargoon, barely pressing the button.
A pile of bread appears.
Dedede lets go of his chair.
"Nooo! Sire!" yells escargoon
Sonic is enjoying this. "Come on! Pick it up!"
Kirby starts to suck up harder.
Sonic flies into the air and falls into kirby.
Escargoon presses the button again multiple times. Multiple things appear. Cookies. Paper. Tables. Pizza. Computers. "Ooh, it's no use!"
He accidentally presses the button another time. The demon frog wings coming out kirby disappeared. Kirby stops and faints.
"Ooh, sire! SIRE!" yells escargoon