Camp Lazlo: SAS 4 Zombie Assault(Earth Version)

Chapter 1: Onslaught

This is a reference to the online game in ninjakiwi and I do not own the game but the website does and every chapter will be named after the missions in the game.

It all started when...

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No I said."

"Are we seriously there yet?"

"I said no already?"

"But are we there yet?"

"Chip and Skip, if you 2 ask me that question one more time, I'll ask William to throw you guys out of the bus for good." Slinkman warned them as he continued driving. Behind him, "So Loumpus, where are we going for today's field trip?"

"You will find out Miss Doe, in fact, sources indicate that Recon's family is involved in this trip."

"Oh really? I can't wait to meet them if possible!"

At the back of the bus, "So Recon, what's this trip about?"

"Tell us please! My tusks are twitching over it!"

"Clam's overexcited!"

"Whoa cool down guys, we'll be there soon."

"You know what they say my friend? "Patience is a virtue."

"Everybody knows that Lee."

"It's just a reminder."

An hour later...

"Okay everyone, we are here!" All alighted to find out that...

"Oh wow! We're at the Johnson Space Centre at Houston, Texas!" Lazlo exclaimed.

"That's right and you are here for the field trip I presume?" A voice can be heard and all turned to see a racoon standing by. He's wearing a lab coat with stationary in his shirt pocket and black pants with gloves on his hands. "Hi dad!"

"Recon my son, how is everything?" The father grabbed his son giving a warm hug. "So that's Recon's daddy?"

"Yes Samson, he's a scientist and a researcher on the defence industry and has studied defence science and technology. Currently, he was given a position in the Stark Industries."

"Stark Industries? I heard about their businesses and trade in weapons and heavy ordinance. By the way, how did you all of this stuff?"

"Read about it in Time Magazine. The latest article is that the Stark Industries became business partners with other weapon industries like HVM, Ronson, HIKS, Teknoboom, Critical Mass, Rubicon Industries, Shotlite, Smokestack, Rancor and many more.

"Even FutureTech and Wayne Enterprise?"

"Yes indeed." Nearby, "So dad, what's new lately?"

"Well Recon, brace yourselves for you and your friends are going to embark on a tour to..."

"To where?" all asked.

"To...Space!" All gasped in awe. "So...does that mean we get to see some shining stars?" asked Lazlo.

"Yes."

"What about the moon?" asked Raj.

"Yes."

"What about asteroids and comets?" asked Clam.

"Yes indeed." Soon enough, "Hooray! We're going to space!" all the scouts cheered in excitement. "Just a minute!" interrupted Lumpus. "How are we going there?" he asked pessimistically. "Oh that's easy, follow me everyone, the tour begins." All followed Recon's father as they entered the Space Centre.

Inside...

"Are we there yet?"

"What are you talking about you numbskulls?"

"We're referring to space."

"Chip and Skip, just wait you chodenuckers." The scouts and the staff scurried their way past scientists, researchers and other staff until they stopped in front of an elevator-like machine. "Now I want all of you to get in and experience a travel of your time." All entered including him and he contacted. "Ready the teleportation sequence in 5, 4, 3, 2...1!" The ground control staff made their move with a switch and an energy surge was emitted above them in the elevator-like machine. "What was that?" asked Edward when, "VEEOW!" and they're gone! "Great job boys, now it's break time!" the staff cheered and threw a party.

Seconds later...

"VEEOW!"

"Feh, short and useless trip." mumbled Edward as the door automatically opened and he stepped out saying: "What kind of field trip is this?" That's when he looked out and screamed. Harold decided to know what was going on. "What's the prob-whoa guys! Look at this!" All the scouts followed Harold and looked out a window. "Don't tell me we're in space?" asked Terrifield.

"We are at space." Rachel stated.

"Yes, aboard the Tech Star, earth's first space station launched from Houston." said Recon's dad. "What sort of rubbish is this?" demanded Miss Mucus. "You'll , shall we begin?"

"Let's just get it over with Fyodor." Lumpus stated with boredom. So first, Fyodor took them to the research centre. "Each area specifies on a research project the scientists and researchers are assigned to."

"So what do they research?" asked Nina who's taking down notes. "That's where you'll find out." he replied. Next, they went to the experimental labs. "We run test drives on any kind of research studying the samples at the same time. We research on minerals, resources and biological samples."

"Can you give us a example or two?" asked Almondine who's also taking down notes with Nina.

"Well, we research on minerals like Vibranium, Tiberium and even Krytonite and we research on chemicals like Quantum Vapour, PX-41 and a new one recently added known as A9-Pathogen."

"Are the chemicals radioactively unstable, poisonous and dangerously unstable which-MMFF!"

"Never mind dad. He's like that. But bout that new chemical, is it contagious?"

"Yes, some of them are contagious but rest assure, all the scientists are well-trained in handling them. Well, shall we proceed?" The party left the area but that's where it will all start...(evil sinister laughter can be heard out of nowhere...)

Bio-lab 16...

Scientist 1: "I've finished with the test drive."
Scientist 2: "Alright, clean up and store them and we'll have our lunch break."
Scientist 1: "Gotcha."

The dog went to work as he took the sample of the A9-Pathogen in a conical flask while his partner who's a donkey took his files and as both turned..."CRASH!"

"OOF!" The virus on the dog's hand spilled and the flask knocked a tank full of Quantum Vapour releasing the gas. "Hey what the-ack! ack! AAGGHH!" The fate of these 2 remain unknown for now and so are the lives of others...

Back to the party...

"And here is the main energy reactor which powers the Tech Star and it's linked to our PUEMPIC."

"What does it stand for anyway? It's really the most ridiculous abbreviation I've ever heard!" Gretchen stated sourly.

"It stands for Particle Uplink Electromagnetic Pulse Ion Cannon."

"That's my boy." The father pet his son's head as they headed to the canteen for lunch. there, they sat according to their respective cabins and they are served. As they enjoyed themselves, "Sniff, sniff. Something's not right."

"Really Brandon? You lost your appetite?" The gang laughed a bit.

"Well never mind but fr some reason, I smell danger amassing in numbers but...who and where?" he thought.

After lunch...

"And finally, the main control room where we coordinate our operations and progress in our workforce." All were amazed as they are in a large room with many computers and technological equipment in it. "It's also my office since the Stark Industries put me in charge of it."

"So that concludes our field trip?"

"Yes Jane Doe now I say we-" That's when, the alarm went red. "What the devil is gong on now?" Fyodor grumbled as he went to check the security system. "Sir!" an officer appeared on screen.

"What's the status?"

"We're under attack sir! Infestation is everywhere spreading like a plague!"

"Infestation? Where did it come from?"

"Intel says that it came from the labs. Sources unknown on how it was triggered and- oh crap! They heading for me and-AAAHHHHH!" The screen went blank. "So what just happened?" asked Lazlo.

"I think we got a major problem."

"Let me guess. Zombie Infestation?" All turned to Brandon. "How did you know?" asked Mort the pelican scout.

"Well Mortimer, I could have sworn I smelt something just now during lunch and..." That's when, "BAM! CRASH!", "Okay, now they are near." Now that he said it, all panicked with horror. "We are not going to live to see the other day!" Raj panicked.

"The Bean Scouts cursed us because of this field trip!" Gretchen exaggerated. "What shall we do Fyodor?" panicked Jane Doe. Taking out an iPad, He opened a map of the space station. "There's an escape shuttle in the docking bay. I'll inform all personnel to evacuate by escape pods while we head to the docking bay."

"And why is that?"

"No time for Q&As! Just follow me if you want to get out of here alive!" Just then, the doors broke and a wave of zombies poured in. All screamed with horror when they saw them. Even Patsy and Amber jumped on Lazlo and Allan's arms in fear. As the zombies shambled towards them, "Click! BDOW! BDOW! BDOW!" Headshots were made on the shambler's heads. All turned to see Fyodor Tekhno armed with a CM 225 pistol. "Nice shot dad!"

"Thanks." He looked at the map and exclaimed. "It looks like the way is blocked."

"Leave it to me, it's time I cut some weeds." Dropping Amber, Allan zipped off swiftly and, "SHING! SHING! SHING!" All looked at the path to see multiple sliced shamblers. "Your friend is really something. Fast, swift, agile and...remarkable." Fyodor stated as Allan without looking took out a shrike throwing knife and threw it behind a runner zombie stabbing it's head and used another knife to stab a stalker zombie that broke the floor above and behind. Now that Allan cleared a path for them, all quickly ran to the docking bay ensuring that no one is left behind.

Docking Bay 8...

"It's a good thing that every level has evacuation transports!' briefed Fyodor as they arrived. There, a shuttle awaits them. "I'm going to rready it but I need time to do so."

"No problem dad, I can hold them off." Recon assured as he unpacked his bag and took out his gauntlets arming them. "Are you crazy? You can't fight a horde of undead species!" Nina exclaimed.

"Hey wait a second, when did we last see Miss Mucus?" asked Patsy. all looked around and then from the shadows...she appeared..."AAHH! She's zombified!" screamed Amber and she fainted. "Then behind her, Chip and Skip, Dave and Ping-Pong and several Bean Scouts and a few Squirrel Scouts appeared behind her. "Slinkman, don't tell me..."

"I know sir, it's tragedy."

"Loumpus! what happened to a few of my girls! What can we do?" Lumpus was speechless when, "TWIP! TWIP!" all fell easily, "Don't panic everybody I stunned them with tranquilized paralysis darts." Recon assured as he poked Miss Mucus who wasn't twitching. "What does that mean?" asked Gretchen. "It means they ae not dead." That was a relief. Just then from the shuttle, "Dammit! Hostiles moving in! Son, keep them busy while I start this thing!"

"No problem Dad! Operation: Onslaught. Initiate!"

A horde of shamblers, stalkers and runners swarmed their way through. Recon powered up his gauntlets and they activated double laser cannons on each arm firing lasers at them. Many were hit and destroyed. Then, some spawned from the ground. Recon readied himself when 6 shurikens struck them and thefell dead. Looking behind, "You're not alone buddy. The BRAWL gang and your other friends are with in good times and bad times." Allan then drew his Blue Dragon Blade as the other Bean scouts stood by his side. Seeing this, "Sir it apparently looks like the boys are armed and ready."

'I didn't expect them to use guns at a young age." Lumpus stated shaking his head. From behind, Jane Doe was sobbing at Miss Mucus and a few of the infected girls that are currently stored in containment tanks. Then seeing her, "Slinkman."

"Yes sir."

"Lock and load."

"You got it." 2 determined faces appeared.

Back there, "This is not looking good! More are coming!" Edward reported as he avoided an acid spit from a spitter zombie. Then, the big guns appeared bloated and armed with meat cleavers and the armed ones appeared with riot shields, axes and chainsaws. "Now things are getting more interesting.' Allan then charged and engaged them. One zombie threw his axes but he sent them back killing it. Another engaged trying to cut him but was not skilful enough While Allan takes care of the axes and chainsaws, the rest tried to blast the shielders but they keep coming as they are able to shield themselves. "You know my friend, if only we have something explosive, then..." Lee's words were cut short when a laser blast blasted through followed by grenades and a sustained laser beam. They turned to see Lazlo armed with a Hotspot Laser weapon, Raj holding M48 Ultra High Explosive grenades and Clam armed with a T-102 Jagdfaust. "We got your back guys!" Lazlo called out as the jelly trio opened fired at the shielders eradicating them all. Just then, a zombie spawned behind Lazlo. "Uh-oh." was his reply and "KICK!"

"Patsy?" Brushing the dust off her skirt. "If you guys can fight, a girl can too right?" she answered blowing a kiss. Lazlo was stunned upon hearing this.

Meanwhile, "Recon, if you read me, I've opened the forward door to the shuttle, nose up in a minute!"

"I got you dad!" Recon replied firing lasers as the group fought hard to hold the line. Then, muscular zombies poured in when, "KDEW! KDEW!" all turned to see Scoutmaster Lumpus armed with 2 SPAS-12 shotguns and Slinkman armed with a 1887 Shockfield shotgun. "You boys can't have the fun could they Slinkman?"

"Nautical pun sir." Slinkman replied as he fired at a bloater and it release worms. "Disgusting!" Samson exclaimed as they headed towards him until William crushed them all with his shoes. Then there was trouble, more zombies keep spawning and two of them grabbed Edward and Samson!

"I don't wanna die!"

"This is my worst nightmare ever!"

"BDEW! BDEW!" Unexpectedly, they fell dead before they could even bit them. "That was a relief."

"You said it." Yup, they tuned to see Slinkman reloading his Shockfield.

Then there was trouble. "Whoa, what is that?" asked Allan as he finished off the last chainsaw zombie. Soon enough, a green, enourmous and abominable zombie, bigger than the bloaters, with a disgusting grotesque mouth appeared. "Well Samson's nightmare came true after all." said Harold. From the shuttle, "Drop ramps! Sweep in for full thrusters take off!" Fyodor called out. Noticing the abomination, he scanned it and a file shows the name: Regurgitator.

The monstrous zombie spewed quantities of acid bile melting the floors and puke worms came out. "Gross." Then Lumpus who was shooting saw a cube. "Oh look, a rubix cube." He then took it and saw a puke worm heading towards him. "AAH! he shrieked shooting it multiple tmes.

Back there, "That thing is too strong to hit!" Raj called out as he avoided an acid bile being spewed towards him.

"He sure has strong arms. Strong enough to knock anything even his allies to go for the kill." Allan stated as he threw shurikens and kunais at it but even though they're piercing, the zombie is not affected. Then, the cube Lumpus threw landed in front of the and it unfolded into a Ronson MK V Flame Turret!"

"Well that was unexpected." said Lumpus as the turret burnt the zombie and its worms within seconds. "Hooray!" cheered the scouts. "Hooray! Scoutmaster Lumpus did it!"

"I...did it?"

"Yes sir, you burnt it to crisp and disgust." praised Slinkman as all the scouts ran and lifted him up n the air victoriously. However, "Aah! Help me!" Oops, no one remembered Jane Doe as a spitter zombie sneaked past them and prepared to infect Jane Doe when, "KDOW!"

"Zombie. Defeated."

"Nautical humour sir!" Seeing this, "My hero!" Jane Doe ran, grabbed Lumpus and smooched him fully on the lips making him love sick. Then Lazlo noticed something. "What's that?" In front of them is a steel strongbox. "Hmmm...I've seen these before. Let's take it!" suggested Recon.

Just then, "All clear. Strap up for full thrusters take off!"

"What does it mean dad?"

"It means get in the shuttle! It's operational and it will launch in 5...4..." Quickly, all hurried into the shuttle and as soon as all are in, "3...2...1...INITITAE!" and off it went leaving the space station behind in deep space...

Onslaught eliminated. Chapter 2 coming soon...