Life can be really strange... Though to me, that saying would probably be rendered invalid. Why? Well, consider this:
Hi there! My name is Louis! I'm a molehog. I'm at that age where everything about me is awkward. I have a best friend named Peaches, she's a mammoth. Weird right?
She lives with her parents, their mammoths too. Obviously! I live with them, along with other animals as well. Possums, Sloths and Sabertooth Tigers to be exact. And did I mention I live with them?
Strange part is, they all got along. Well, that much is an understatement; They're your not-so typical, dysfunctional, and a bit hysterical family. Or how they themselves call it: A herd.
Now, being the only molehog in this herd, you'd think It would get dull, right? Well, you're wrong.
You see, recently our home has been destroyed. But that's okay, we found a new one two weeks ago. It was an island that none of us knew existed.
It had this beautiful scenery that could only be described in one of those stories. It had been two weeks since we docked and we haven't even covered half of the island yet. And by 'we' I meant Peaches and I, along with Ethan and his friends.
Speaking of which, it was really funny. Before the disaster happened, the people that we're currently hanging around us now had treated us like garbage, and after that incident with those pirates, they're acting as if they had known us their whole lives.
It really didn't disturb me that much, I just found it strange.
Huh... There's that word again: Strange. You'd think I could get used to it by then.
But no. Apparently, I can't. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Wow... I've completely bored you haven't I? Well that's my fault. You didn't exactly came here for my life story, right? You came here for a different story. A story that everyone else seemed to want to know.
I don't exactly see the point if I told you the whole thing. It's just your standard cheesy story about a boy meeting a girl.
Or to be more accurate: A story about an awkward guy who meets a crazy, annoying and incredibly obnoxious girl, whom for some unfathomable divine reason, he falls in love with her.
You probably know by now that the awkward guy is me. Of course, who else could it be. And the crazy, annoying girl is the one I fell in love with.
Yeah, I know what your thinking: How could someone as emotionally repressed as me end up with someone like her?
Honestly, I don't know. You tell me. Up until now I don't have any idea. Maybe after I tell you how we met, you might get a good grasp on it.
How I met her is a more complex story. It wasn't exactly love at first sight, but I knew as soon as she greeted me, I had a strong feeling, that she was going to drive me nuts.
Still want to know? Well, you should sit back, and get comfortable.
And to refresh everyone's memory: Hi my name is Louis. And this is the story of how I met Jessie.
Okay. Short prologue. I'll be writing the first chapter immediately after I post this. Also, I'll be leaving the old version out for a while before I delete it. So you could still enjoy it before it's completely gone.