NaNa

Story written by: madidi

Rating: M, later on… I'm supposedly going to write some steamy situations, happening between two men…

!!!SASUNARU!!! .. if someone wanted to know..

Summary: Uzumaki Naruto, 15, and Inuzuka Kiba, 17, are high school students and have been best friends since comprehensive school, having had both taken up the same hobby. Uchiha Sasuke, 27, is a successful businessman who owns many companies with his older brother Uchiha Itachi, 33. Haruno Sakura, 25, is a pitiful woman who has been in love with Uchiha Sasuke since they were little children and is now stuck in his house having had his children, who she has absolutely no feelings for and only wishes to get together with a not so rich and loving man. Uchiha Deidara, 29, formerly known as Kumo Deidara, is a young artistic man that happened to be in the right place at the right time, when Uchiha Itachi, his present-day husband lost his wife-to-be and was left to take care of their shared child. Hyuga Neji, 28, is the best friend of Uchiha Sasuke and is in love with a high school student. Hyuga Hinata, 20, is the younger cousin of Hyuga Neji and often takes care of the Uchiha children since she loves children but has not yet found the right man to have babies with. Uchiha Ippitsu (=a few lines, stroke of pen), 12, is the son of Uchiha Itachi and Hiromu Kagaya (deceased at the age of 20, giving birth to Uchiha Ippitsu) (kagayaku = to shine, to glitter, to sparkle) and adopted son to Uchiha Deidara. Uchiha Shisui, 5, the first-born son of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura. Uchiha Shisui (deceased at the age of 15) the best friend and cousin to Uchiha Itachi, later turned to be his first love and even the first sexual attraction, after his death Uchiha Itachi met Hiromu Kagaya who tried to cheer him up when he was crying over his love's death, gave his name to Uchiha Sasuke's first son. Uchiha Chidori, 5, the twin sister of Uchiha Shisui, the daughter of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura, gave her name to her father's most popular cloth-collection for women. Uchiha Sato, 1-year-and-9-months-old, the second-born son of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura, the younger brother to Uchiha Shisui and Chidori.

The summer break is comingand all the schools are free for almost three months. Uchiha Itachi and Deidara, recently married, are going on a honeymoon that had been delayed for business reasons, and leave their son to the care of the younger Uchiha brother. Oh the Uchiha children have caused trouble again? The nanny left again? Well then it's seems that the Uchiha estate needs a new nanny! Don't worry our own little Mary Poppins addict is here!

This is my version of Mary Poppins (Disney, 1964), done with the help of the Naruto (Masashi Kishimoto)characters. It may not be very similar to the actual movie… *hmm.. *

Disclaimer: Uhm… I really don't own them as you can see above… Mary Poppins belongs to Disney… And… uhmm… Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto-sama(Hey! Who does he belong to exactly??!! ) A-aah… sorry I mean: Naruto belongs to Sasuke… and uuhm… Sasuke and everyone else belong to Masashi Kishimoto (psst… That means that Naruto also belongs to him…).

IF I really owned 'Naruto' as the series… I don't think that it would be, meant more for the male population than the women… since it's common-knowledge that YAOI (YAmete! Oshiri ga Itai! = Stop! My butt hurts!) is more interesting in women's opinion… hmm… Why is that..?

NaNa – Nanny Naruto – Namikaze Naruto
Chapter 1. – Why couldn't I have you?

There was a strong blow of wind and the person walking down the streets, to get to their own home, grabbed onto their gentleman hat that was of bright orange and had a black ribbon running around it. There was also a hairpin that had three slices of naruto on it, clipped on the ribbon, on the right side of the hat. After the wind had passed by, the person noticed something lying by their feet.
"Hm..?"
"What's this?" The person passing by the Uchiha estate picked up the pieces of paper that had landed right beside his neon-orange converses.
"Oh well…" The person sighed before putting all the paper-pieces into his left-leg front pocket and carrying on their merry way.

"Nonsense!" the younger mister Uchiha, a resident of the Uchiha estate, formerly owned by his now retired parents, yelled to his common-law wife, hitting his June mahogany colored office-desk with his left hand fist-ed into an angry ball.
"But Sasuke-kun don't you think that it's better to have a nice person taking care of them than a person that is always sullen and strict?" The formerly-mentioned common-law wife tried to change her partner's mind… quite unsuccessfully.
"Nonsense I said! They are Uchihas and Uchihas have to be raised with discipline!!" The man yelled calmly (Is that even possible?!) and then watched his partner mockingly
"Sakura, are you saying that I'm wrong?" he asked tauntingly. The woman fixed her pink hair into a bun on top of her head and took her gaze off of the raven-haired man's deep onyx eyes, letting her emerald gaze fall to the floor that was carpeted with a maroon wall-to-wall carpet.
"Of course not Sasuke-kun." she said quietly, not lifting her gaze back to the Uchiha.

Haruno Sakura had been living with the Uchiha brothers for over five years and still the younger of the two brothers had not proposed to her. They already had three children so what was wrong? Was Sasuke-kun just using her as his baby factory? Well it's not like she had anything to complain about ,though, she had everything she had always wished to have: a huge house where she could spend her days without having have to go to work or taking care of the children, she could swim in their swimming pool, she could make the cook to cook her something delicious but still quite healthy so that she could keep her weight in order, she could go shopping with her life-time rival and best friend, Ino, and buy whatever she wanted, she could go to nightclubs and stay over at her friend's place, when in actuality she was having a one-night stand with some hot rich guy, or even better, some a lot hotter guy who wasn't as rich as the rich guys, since their lives were much more interesting and entertaining, she enjoyed spending some time with a guy like that. She could fool her dream guy, who still hadn't proposed to her, by just kissing their common children goodnight and having good-enough excuses to spend some time out of the house, town or even country, besides her dear Sasuke-kun was amazing in bed! However, the sex had been completely nonexistent since the birth of their third child, who now was two-years-old. My God… Her dear Sasuke-kun hadn't touched her in two years! Nor would he let her touch him! Not even a single goodnight-kiss or holding hands, no all the normal romantic acts in a relationship, were forbidden.
"Well then I'll get this announcement delivered to the 'Konoha News' and published by Wednesday. Until then Hinata-san may take care of the children. My brother would not be pleased if his only child got badly taken care of just because my own children made their nanny retreat from her duty. Am I making myself clear? Sakura?" the raven said, pronouncing the woman's name spiting.

Uchiha Sasuke, the younger son of Uchiha Fugaku and his wife, Uchiha Mikoto, the former owners of the Uchiha Corporations, had thought that he could fall in love with this woman, who was now leaving his office-room. So he had decided to take her living with his brother and himself, to make sure that she would be worth his love and being married to an Uchiha. She had the best genes of all the women, who had been after him since grade school, 'If I have to get children and marry a woman, then that shall be the one' he had concluded and ended up having sex with her after his graduation party, getting her pregnant and so taking her to live with him and his brother. Although Uchiha Sasuke may not seem like it, he really loves his children, all three of them: the twins that he and Haruno got first, a girl and a boy, Chidori and Shisui who were now five. Shisui had been named after his, at-young- age deceased, cousin who used to be a really gentle and caring boy and was also Itachi's, his older brother's, best friend who unfairly died because of a cancer. As for Chidori, it was just a name that he had always wanted to give to his first-born daughter. Chidori ended up being also the name of a women's cloth-brand that he had designed in high school but had never tried to get it into sale. Well turns up, the collection sold amazingly well and is one of the most popular women's cloth-collections.

His third child, a son called Sato, the son who was born as the output of him being drunk and horny. He came home after having been drinking with his friend Hyuga Neji. He had seen this one comprehensive school student walking with his friend, coming home from a late-time hobby and he had gotten horny. Oh come on! The boy was gorgeous! He had the bluest eyes he had ever seen and…Uhm… Anyways, of course he couldn't go to the student and tell him that he would now fuck him raw… So he went home and was about to go to take a shower when he saw that his unfaithful common-law wife was waiting for him in bed… and well, he was HORNY! And also he was so wasted that he would not even remember anything of their night, besides, he was thinking of screwing the little blue-eyed angel… So no harm done… Well he was grateful for his mistake since he got an amazing son from fucking that too-used-for-good pussy that was always waiting for his cock to penetrate it. Oh God the mental image was making him feel nauseous. Well it's good that he practically got his beautiful child by having sex with the innocent, blue-eyed wonder-boy… Since that's who he was thinking about back then. Well anyways, Sato got his name from his father's name mixed with his father's mother's name: Sasuke and Mikoto equals Sato. He loved his son even though the child always brought a flurry picture of the young angel who had walked on the Earth that night.

END OF CH.1

Well.. I'm not really sure if I will continue this or not.. Since it seems quite hard for me to actually continue my stories.. Although I really would like to complete this one.. Hehehe.. Oh and.. This is my first published story.. So yeah.. Heheh.. And that reminds me.. Thank you neko-kougal.. She was my first reviewer and at the same time flamer.. And she told me to take this story away from the category: crossover.. and just write that this is a slight crossover.. soo THANKS NEKO-CHAN!! Oh.. and about the schooling system.. It's kind of a mix of all kinds of schools.. Heheh.. Since I, myself, am finnish and don't really remember or know how it goes in Japan.. Heheh.. ^^"