Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha and co.
"Kikyo, I have some bad news and some good news."
"What is it Inuyasha?"
"Kikyou, I'm not going to hell with you and I'm staying with Kagome…"
"Then what's the good news?"
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico."
THE END!
A/n lol i just saw that commercial on tv and decided to write this little number!