If you are confused by this story, don't worry... I am too.
Alpha and Omega: Those seven chocolate piano clocks
(Starts at end of movie)
Humphrey and Kate were leaving from the Moonlight howl.
"Humphrey! You have lumps on your head! Are they bruises?"
"No, they are my babies."
"Your what?"
"My babies bought Alaska for 20 dollars."
"Humphrey.. Are you okay?"
"I'm not Ok... IM OJ! but not the sunny D kind, if you know what I'm saying."
"Ok then... I'm gonna go visit my dad real quick, don't do anything to stupid while I'm gone."
Kate backed away slowly and then ran to her den.
(In the den)
Tony and winston seemed to be in an argument.
"Tony, you can go home to your own den now."
"Not until I find my Sugar!"
"What sugar?"
"And my frosting!"
"Tony, are you sick?"
"No..."
"Are you on drugs?"
"Possibly..."
"Why are you on drugs?"
"THEY'RE GREAT" (A/N: First cereal pun! New record!)
"Ok Tony why don't you just get some rest... and remember, you're a wolf, not a cat."
Kate walked in after that last sentence.
"Dad Humphrey's acting like he's high again"
"Take his steroids away then"
"Ok then. Oh wheres Garth and Lilly?"
"Well lilly is on top of the den acting like a caterpillar and Garth keeps licking his foot and saying he needs ketchup."
"Um dad, is something wrong happening?"
"Well lets see.. Hutch thinks he is a cupcake... Can-do keeps singing about polar bears... Tony is acting like a tiger... Eve is writing about butterflies on her blog... Most of the Omegas keep beating up piggy banks... the East pack keeps saying give us back our lava lamps or we'll set fire to your bacon and our alphas keep pretending to ride turtles to Australlia. So I guess not." (A/N: 66 words! Longest sentence yet! New record!)
"Ok bye dad."
As Kate walked out of the den Reba and janice ran by screaming "STOP DROP AND ROLL!"
Kate went to Humphreys den and saw him sitting outside of it.
"Humphrey what are you doing?"
"He's my new friend"
Humphrey pointed to a rock with scribbles on it
"His name is BobMcgeorginson Joe Jenkins the seventeenth Junior"
Kate facepalmed herself from hearing this.
When she took her palm away from her face The first thing she saw was Humphrey smiling. Then she noticed that behind him was his den, and it was on fire.
"Humphrey! Your den is on fire!"
"I know, me and bob were playing tag when he set my house on fire."
"Thats it I give up... what is wrong with everyone?"
Humphrey calls from the background
"I measured my birthday and it was thirty two inch-holes!"
"Shut up Humphrey!" Kate called back.
As kate contemplated her complex situation (A/N: three big words in 1 sentence! New record! 3 records in 1 story! New record!) She heard Humphrey in the background saying "Spin the other way! Spin the other way! Spin the other way! Spin the other way!"
Why did Humphrey purchase mushroom spores from Dumbledore at the liquor store?
Why does every word containing a Q have a U right after it? Did this story make any sense at all? Are you crying? Well keep crying. YES cry! CRY TILL YOU BLEED! Oh... um... come back next time... and keep crying... just keep crying... give me a bucket full of your frozen tears so I can sell them on Ebay, then do a pushup at McDonalds. After that please go swim in the watermelon section of Wal-mart. Are you still reading this? Wow... good. Then send me those frozen tears... now... just leave... my brain hurts... if you read any further you will have toilet troubles... toilet troubles... hey that'll be my new story! Toilet troubles! I'll make a song about it!
When you sittin' in your chair, then out of nowhere, you let crack a bubble of wind..
Then you gotta take some pooes, and in your rear you feel a big ooze... Toilet trouble... there was no beat so you should REALLY stop reading... or I'll give you brain freeze... on a rollercoaster, underwater, with mexican space pirates. Good luck soldier... can I stop now?
Bye... ow...