Sake Anyone?
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha otherwise Kouga and Sesshoumaru would be mine!
Hello everyone! It's me darkmoonfang again! This one is my second fan fiction and it's a comedy! It's really funny and I like to thank my friend Emily for the idea when we were horsing around! Love ya, Em! Anyways let's get going on this chapter! (Thought you should know baka means moron, idiot, etc.)
Inuyasha, You Baka
Another beautiful, peaceful relaxing day in the Feudal Era or so we thought.
"INUYASHA, SIT!" screamed a very pissed off raven haired beauty and walked away from the crater.
A silver headed hanyou crawled out of the crater, very ticked.
"Why did you do that, wench!" yelled Inuyasha at Kagome and followed her.
"Sit, boy," said Kagome and another crater was produced. "I keep saying that because you keep calling me wench and acting rude to me like a few minutes ago, I let you try some cookies I made and you called it crap!"
"Feh'd! You told me tell you what it tasted like and said I had to be honest, I was just doing what you said!" yelled Inuyasha coming out of the second crater.
"Well you could have been nicer about it!" yelled Kagome back.
Shippo, Miroku and Sango watch them both fight for a few minutes and they return to what they were doing.
"It would be a miracle if they didn't fight for one day," said Shippo licking a lollipop as he watched Sango polish her boomerang without any interest.
"It would be a miracle if they agreed on something too," said Sango in reply. "It be nice that both of those things came true"
"I agree, my dear Sango," said Miroku looking at her with one of his smiles and groped her.
Sango smashed her boomerang on Miroku's head and continued polishing her boomerang with annoyed look on her fast.
"Idiot," mumbled Shippo under his breath as he saw Miroku get up from the hit.
"Baka!" screamed Kagome at the top of her lungs.
"Bitch!" Inuyasha yelled back at her.
"Bastard!"
"Wench!"
They both became quite and were out of breath from yelling. Kagome then smiled at Inuyasha evilly and Inuyasha knew what would happen next.
"Inuyasha, sit," said Kagome smiling and Inuyasha fell to the ground "Baka"
Kagome walked over to Sango to chat and left Inuyasha in his crater.
"What did Inuyasha do now?" asked Sango but already knew why they fought because they were yelling.
"He's just being a jerk," replied Kagome annoyed. 'God why did he have to be that way, I made the cookies just for him,' thought Kagome sadden and realized what she thought. 'What I'm I thinking he only likes Kikyou, but still he could have been nicer about it,' thought Kagome thinking of the events that happened during the day.
Flashback!
"Hmm, I wonder if Inuyasha will like these?" said Kagome wrapping the cookies she baked and put it in her backpack. "Aghhh what am I thinking!" said Kagome out load and hit her self in the head.
Kagome grabbed her huge yellow back pack and was about to head out when her grandfather stopped her.
"Kagome wait, I have something for you!" said her grandpa.
"If its one of those purification spells, I told you already they don't work," said Kagome a little annoyed from her grandfather.
"No it's a soda pop you left it in the kitchen," said her grandpa.
"Really?" said Kagome unconvinced and started tapping her foot. 'He wouldn't have stopped me for a pop,' thought Kagome.
"Yes," he said trying to give her a reassuring smile.
"Then I'll take a sip of it," she said smiling and her grandfather gulped.
As soon as she took one sip she spat it out angrily.
"Grandpa this is sake!" she yelled angrily waving the bottle in the air.
"Yes, I know but I thought you guys should loosen up a bit"
"Loosen up a bit! Do you know what would happen if everyone got drunk?" she yelled and the thoughts of Miroku having his way with Sango and Inuyasha killing poor Shippo.
"Alright I get it," he said and Kagome calmed down and gave him the bottle.
Kagome gave him a last glare and headed toward the well.
End of Flashback!
"Kagome?" said Sango and the sound of her voice made Kagome snap back into reality.
"Yeah?" said Kagome looking at Sango.
"Are you okay because you were out of it for a while,' asked Sango concerned.
"Yeah, I'm-"
"She better be fine, otherwise how else will we going to find jewel shards," said Inuyasha interrupting their conversation.
"Inuyasha, sit," said Kagome angrily from the comment Inuyasha said and Inuyasha fell. "Actually I'm not feeling well so I'm going home!" said Kagome lying and got up and headed for the well.
"What?' yelled Inuyasha getting up from the collision. "You're not going home you just got back!"
"So! I don't feel well so I'm going home!"
"No your not!" yelled Inuyasha and tried to grab Kagome.
"Sit boy!"
Thud!
Kagome stormed off angrily leaving her yellow backpack behind and Inuyasha in his crater.
"Baka," said Sango Miroku and Shippo at the same time.
Yay, I finished the first chapter in my second fan fiction! Please keep reading for the drunkenness will soon began in the next chapter! Please review!