Author's Note: I've always wanted to write something for all the sasuhina month prompts that I never got around to looking at. So I'll be (hopefully) writing a drabble a day until I get through all of them.
Drabble Day 1: Vampire AU
"No Hinata! It's not worth it!" Sasuke yelled, restraining his wife.
"Please, you have to let me go," Hinata cried, struggling to get free.
While Sasuke was a stronger vampire, Hinata flailed so violently that she elbowed Sasuke in the face. Dazed, Sasuke's grip loosened. Hinata sprang at the garlic bread on the kitchen table and wolfed it down before Sasuke could stop her.
"Goddammit," Sasuke cursed, dialing 911.
Minutes later, the paramedics were carrying Hinata out of the kitchen. "I hope this was worth it," Sasuke snarled.
"Absolutely," Hinata said, smiling as much as her puffy face would allow.