Lorelai and Rachel are walking into the diner from thier shopping trip for new clothe's for Luke when Luke is getting off the phone with a customer.
''What the hell is all this?'' Luke asks them
''The results of our shopping trip all accomplished in two hours.'' Lorelai tells him
''Impossible.'' Luke says
''I'm a savant.'' Lorelai says
''And everything's returnable?'' Luke asks
''Yes, yes, now sit down and relax. Let me show you what we got.'' Lorelai tells him
''Can I have my credit card back please?'' he asks her
''Yes Fine.'' (she Takes the card out of her purse and hands it back to Luke.)
''Looks tired.'' Luke tells her
''What's all this?'' (Luke gestures to the other shopping bags.)
''Well Luke, timing is a beautiful thing.'' Lorelai tells him
''It is?'' Luke asks her
''It is. So we're at the mall,and I've had two sugar cinnamon pretzels and I'm buzzed on the sugar and jazzed about the purchases and we decided to take a victory lap through Bloomingdale's, and it just so happens that there was an amazing sale in the men's department. I mean gorgeous stuff. Look at this.'' (she pulls a sweater out of a bag) ''Huh! Forty percent off! We got three different colors!'' Lorelai tells him
''For who?'' he asks her
''For you.'' she tells him
''For me?'' he asks her
''Yeah.'' (Lorelai walks over to another bag and pulls out a pair of pants) ''And then of course, beautiful pants. So soft, I don't know what this fabric is but I think I wanna have its baby.'' she tells him
''Okay, hold on a minute here.'' Luke tells her
(Lorelai walks over to another bag and pulls out a belt.) ''Also, we got this fabulous belt to go with the sweater and the pants. Simple. Black. But look at the buckle.'' she tells him
''I don't need a belt.'' he tells her
''Great buckle! Sixty percent off, can you believe it?'' she asks him
''No I cant look. '' he tells her
(Lorelai walks over to another bag and pulls out some shirts) Oh and I also picked up a couple of shirty shirts in case you didn't have a nice one to go with your suit.
''What suit?'' he asks her
''This one!'' (Lorelai says excitedly and grabs a garment bag, holds it up, and unzips it)
''Did no one at that mall notice that you were going through some sort of psychotic episode?'' Luke asks her
''This suit. 175 percent off.'' she tells him
''You were not supposed to be shopping for me.'' he tells her
''Well I thought you might like a little something new to wear when you take Rachel out tonight don't you want to look good and trendy?'' she asks him
''No thank you but take it all back I'm not wearing any of it.'' he tells her
''Aw, come on Luke at least just try them on.'' she tells him
''No way!'' he says
''You might like how you look.'' she tells him
''I'm fine with the clothes I have this outfit I close many a deal in this outfit this is my power outfit.'' he tells her
''Okay, all your other clothes are old and discusting see this blazer? It was 175 thousand percent off.'' she tells him
''Why the sudden need to dress me?'' he asks her
''I just thought you might look nice in some of these things and since they were 600 thousand percent off.'' she tells him
''No!'' he says
''Come on Luke, just try something on. How about this sweater don't you want to look good and clean?'' she asks him
''No!'' he says again
''Okay, how about the pants? Pretty pants!'' she tells him
''I'm not trying anything on.'' he tells her
''Hey, its not like the lumberjack look will ever go out it won't. But just once wouldn't it be nice not to be dressed like an extra from "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"?'' she asks him
''Fine if it will make you happy I will try it on.'' he tells her
''Really I'm that convincing?'' she asks him
''Yes and Fine give me the stuff and here hold this.'' Luke takes out is wallet and hand's it to Lorelai and a little piece of paper falls out onto the floor and Lorelai pick's it up and read's it and realizes what it is and gasps and smiles.