I just want to tell you all that this is a humor story so that is why I'm writing this. Also, that my best friend and I were acting retarded in science class, we love black butler, especially Grell, Ronald, and William. So we both decided to do this so I hope you will and enjoy it! Oh and post if you can.
Chapter one
Grell Sutcliff, reaper of DEATH, is bored out of his mind today. William T. Spears, the strict reaper, has given him more paperwork. Paperwork was given to Grell every five minutes of the time, and he was really sick of Will giving him more paper to write and think on all day.
Ronald, the awesome reaper, was given the same thing too. Paperwork was taking over Ronald and Grell as William had too much on his mind as it is. Ronald and Grell knew it, but William didn't had to act like he was the total boss of them, he may be the boss of them, but still, they still didn't want him to act like jerks to them.
Grell and Ronald had to come up with a plan to get William to loosen up a bit and have fun for at least a day or so. If they didn't soon, they will be stuck in their own offices everyday doing paperwork. That, would be a pain in the reapers butt.
As Grell was starting a new batch of paperwork, he had thought "Will, does need to get out and have fun now and then, like Ronnie does", he knew it would never happen though, William will say no right off the bat, it was no surprise. Even if you try to tempt him as hard as you can, it will never work so no use trying.
Ronald was stretching from the hours that he sat in his chair and feeling out all the paperwork that was given to him. He sat there, thinking to himself "man, William is such a workaholic, he has to go out every once in a while". Suddenly, Ronald had a plan; he has to get William drunk somehow so they can stop doing paperwork all the time. He knows he can't do it alone, so he probably might talk to Grell if he wants to join his little evil plan.
As time went by for the red head Grell Sutcliff, he was about to dose off to sleep. Then out of nowhere, Ronald burst through his office door "Grell, I need to tell you my plan!" "Ronald, knock next time! A woman needs her privacy at times" Grell said, completely annoyed and mad at him. "Sorry sempi, but I want you to hear my plan on how were going to get William to get out", Grell was confused "how, exactly are we going to do that?"
As Ronald told the whole plan to Grell, Grell was thrilled with the idea. "That is a plan I don't plan to skip out on, but one thing is, how are we going to do it?" Grell asked confused as Ronald was. Ronald thought about it for a while "well, maybe we can try to slip something in his coffee while he is not in his office" "yes but, where are we going to get the stuff?" It may have taken them to think for hours, Ronald had nothing at his home, nor did Grell. It sounded crazy now, but they had to see the one guy who knew things and has things, the guy that was a madman forever in his life, the guy that was a retired reaper.
"Hahahahahahahahaha!" The Undertaker laughed as Ronald told a joke. It must have been that funny, since Grell and Ronald heard the sign fell off the wall outside of the shop. "Wow, you really know how to make a joke", Undertaker said, breathing in and out because of his huge laugh. "Glad you like it", Ronald said "OH, but I do, now tell me what you need from me~" "We need William to 'loosen up a bit', do you have anything that we might use", Grell continued "something specific you had in mind". Undertaker thought for a minute, taking in his thought, "I may have something in mind" Undertaker said, looking through his sleeves. It almost took forever, but finally he found what looked like a small bottle with brown liquid shaking inside of it. "Ahhh~ this might do the trick, just pour this inside any kind of liquid he drinks, then there you have it", he said with a wide smirk on his face. This was going to be fun.
As the next morning came, William was opening up his office, never a day too late at work. He was about to start on his paperwork as usual, until a knock on the door came, "come in", he said plainly. It was just Ronald and Grell, Grell, carrying William's cup of coffee; just little does he know they already put the brown liquid into the cup. Grell set the coffee cup down on William's desk. "Why did you bring me coffee?" He asked, just a little, but not much, surprised to see the two bring him coffee, they never do such a thing for him. "Just a better way to get you a good start on the day, that's all", Ronald said with a smile, but to Grell, it was a smile of achievement. "Well, I must thank you then" he said , "now, is there anything else you need" "no sir", Grell and Ronald said together "good, then you may leave", they both nodded and went out of Williams office. As Ronald and Grell went out the door, they wanted to take a peek first; just to make sure William did drink his drink. They were right; he took a sip of his coffee, now they walked merrily down the hall to wait for William to get wild.