A Dalek, a Terminator, and a Borg meet at a bar, and eventually discussion turns to the Human race, and what to do with them.
"We must terminate them They will be terminated." Says the Terminator .
" them. We must assimilate them and absorb their uniqueness. ", explains the Borg."
"Exterminate them" , the Dalek simply says. .
"No, we must terminate the humans, it is programed, terminate!" says the Terminator.
"No, we must assimilate them, for their own good!" says the Borg.
No! They must be exterminated! EXTERMINATED!" says the excitable Dalek.
An argument ensues.
"No, we must terminate them! the Terminator says.
"No, assimilate them!" says the Borg.
No! Exterminate!" them says the Dalek..
"Terminate!" ...
"Assimilate!"..
Exterminate!...
"TERMINATE!"..."NO! ASSIMILATE!"...NO! EXTERMINATE!..
"TERMINATE!" Growls the Terminator, crushing his glass.
" ASSIMILATE" Grates the Borg, his eye probe twitching wildly in anger...
"exterminate...exterminate...EXTERMINATE!" screams the Dalek, growing hysterical..
"TERMINATE!
"ASSIMILATE!
"EXTERMINATE!"
"TERMINATE!"
"ASSIMILATE"
"EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EX..TER...MIN...ATE!"
the chairs fly back and all three glare menacingly at each other across the table, still yelling their opinions.
"TERMINATE!"
"ASSIMILATE!"
"EXTERMINATE!"
Suddenly there's a flash of light, and when it fades, all three are dead and melted into a ball of goo.
Darth Vader lowers his hand after his magical gesture. "Amateurs. Loud drunks...Stupid weirdos and their dumb catch phrases." he says.
"But why'd you do THAT to them? asks Boba Fett.
"I didn't want to, usually I'm a peaceful guy...they had to ...FORCE... me to do it! heeheehee!.giggles Vader, and orders another round.*heavy mechanical breathing throughout!"