CH.1 I've always wanted you"

Title: Once Upon A Lemon

Disclaimer: I do not own just if I did I would have a big orgy with all the guys in Naruto.

Hello all of you smutty obsessed readers (grins evilly). I am the purvey freak that has a very persuasive way with words when it comes to yaoi(if ya know what I mean).If you want it to happenPoof I'll make it happen, If you want me to stop...I won't and, if you want me to go into more detail than I already do? You know I'll do just that because I love the smexy Hentai. Yes I just called it Hentai because my stories are very VERY revealing! This is my first yaoi story that I put on the computer but I have written many on paper, but I'm too lazy to write it again on the computer, so get over it. Also I'm sorry if this story warps your mind into god knows what sort of mental state, but Mwa ha ha ha! So I'm warning you now this can be a one-shot or a story you can decide on that, though there will/would be more smut than plot...lol. Yea I'm not much of a plot person so yea you'll have to deal with me sexing them up allot. Who knows if you'll like this or even read it but I hope you enjoy it!

PervFreak101

It was 2:27, 3 minutes till the bell rang for school to let out and all the kids from Kohona High would be racing out the front doors of the school to get away from the place they exaggerated as Hell. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were in class along with the rest of the Jounins, watching the clock tick second after second. The teacher had to go out of class to get copies of the homework he (is the name of the teacher really important enough to tell you? ppl just use your freaking imagination...) forgot to do before class started. He told them to wait a minute so he could go to the copier room.

As soon as the door closed, all the Jounins just started making small talk with each other waiting for the bell to just freaking ring and then as they call it ''FREE!''. Then, the most annoying voice in the whole world had to blurt out his name.

"Saaaaaasukee!'' Sakura said in a high pitched tone.

sigh ''what...?'' Sasuke grunted with an annoyed look on his face.

''I was wondering if you would come to my place after school and--''

''No!'' He bluntly stated.

''but--'' she begged before he cut her off again.

''I said no and not ever!'' Sasuke getting more pissed off when she started to whine.

''Hey Sakura? Y-you can hang with me--'' Naruto stuttered.

''Shut up you little twerp, I wasn't asking you!'' she glared at him.

Naruto slung his head down and sat back in his seat.Hmmm? Sakura even gets pissed off when Naruto talks to her? Maybe I ca use this as an advantage for me to piss her off even more just for shits and giggles? Hehehe...I love the way I think! Sasuke had schemed up a plot in less than 10 seconds then went on with proceeding to execute it.

''Hey Naruto...'' Sasuke said looking up to him in the next row of seats.

''What do you want Sasuke...!?'' Naruto had a stern look on his face.

''Do...you want to come with me after school and get some ramen?'' Sasuke retorted.

''Are you going to poison it, and have I choke on it?'' Naruto threw back at him.

''Hey! I just offered you lunch are you going to take it or not Teme!''

''Ok. Fine Dobe, are you paying?'' Naruto questioned.

''sure...Baka"

''Yay! RAMEN!'' Naruto cheered gleefully!

Sakura sat, mouth gaped open. Then pierced a stare at Naruto. Yes, it's working!

Briiiiiiiinnng! The bell rang and every one barged out of the room while Naruto and Sasuke walked out leaving a mad and sadden Sakura behind.

Well this is the end of my first chappy. Hope you like that I pissed off Sakura!

I kind of hate the naive little bitch.LOL! I hope you don't bite my face off for this chappy being short N' all, but I have to make a small plot to this thing, Gawd! Though I might have some smut in the second chappy if I get far enough into it...well reviews are always welcome and 'flaming' is not but if you HAVE to! I guess you do what you will. Also my chapters will very in size until I have a steady life and I straighten everything out n all. I'll update soon!

I'll update very soon!!! takes out bazooka and blasts self into air PEACE!!!

PervFreak101

P.S!!! I NEED A BETA SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO HELP MEH OUT HERE A LITTLE? GIVES PUPPY EYES SO PWEEEEASE?

Ok just E-mail me Kay! love ya all! bue-bye