cough, cough

"What did Jean say?"

sneeze

"Logan? What Jean said?"

cough, growl

"Logan!"

"Whad?!" cough

"What did Jean say?"

cough "Id isn'd life dhreadening… Jusd have do ride dhis dhrough…" groan

"Poor baby… Come on, I know what'll cheer you up!"

"Marie… Jusd led me die, okay…" sneeze

"Come on! We'll get you better in no time, I'll promise!"

"How dhe fuck dhis isn'd ledhal? Can'd fuckin' breadhe!" growl

"Whad did you say dhis is?"

"Onions and milk, boiled together. It's good for you trust me. Now you just sit tight and drink that while I make some chicken soup for you…"

sneeze, cough "Id probably is a good dhing dhad my nose isn'd workin'…"

"Why dhe fuck is id so cold in here… Xavier saving with elecdrigbills?" cough, shiver

"You just feel that way because you have fever. It'll pass, trust me. Eat your soup."

"I'm nod hungry…"

"Stop whining and eat."

cough, cough

"Don't choke on it."

"Jeesh… Aren'd you full of sympadhy doday…"

"One could almost think you haven't been ill before."

"I haven'd…" cough, groan "And dhe small pain from sdabbing myself dhrough dhe gud do ged healed up is sdardin' do sound bedder every second…"

"Whad's dhis?" cough, growl

"It's a nasal spray. Should help to open your sinuses. You're sounding a bit stuffy."

"Really? Wonder why…" sneeze

"Just use it."

"So I sduff dhis end do my nose and squeeze?"

"Remember to inhale. Otherwise it just drips straight back out."

"Inhale? How dhe fuck am I supposed do do dhad?!"

cough, cough, sneeze GROWL!!

"Ahh… Shit… Hand me that tissue… Oww… My fucking nose…" sneeze "What the fuck is in that? Battery acid?"

"It worked, didn't it?"

"Yeah. I think it ate off everything except adamantium from inside of my skull… Ahh, fuck!" cough

"Now that we have gotten your sniffer back in order, we should see if we can do something about that nasty cough of yours."

"Marie… If it involves me inhaling vile substances, forget it…"

"No, no. I think you might actually like this…"

"What is this? Feels cold…"

"VapoRub. It'll warm up soon. Just rub it on to your chest."

"It stings my eyes…"

"You didn't rub your face, did you?"

"No… At least I don't think so."

"Logan…"

cough, cough

"No, I didn't. It's the fumes. I can't fucking see a thing… What are you trying to do? Kill me? Because if that's what you're after, there are easier ways… Oh, Christ…" growl

"That's it. And now put on a t-shirt and go to bed. I'll bring you some extra blankets."

groan "My head hurts… Can't get comfortable…"

"That's the fever. Here. There's a pitcher of water on the table. Remember to drink a lot."

"Marie?"

"Yeah?"

"Could you come over here and sit with me? Just until I fall asleep?" whine, cough, growl

"Well, I'll probably catch it anyway… Scoot over a bit."

"Thanks. Can I…"

"Put your head on my lap."

"Thanks, kid." cough

sigh