The Gundam Wing Safe House
Disclaimer: I can do this... I know I can... Hi, my name is Erika, and Im an ach- I mean I own Gundam- I mean I don't own Gundam Wing!!!!! *Pant* Man, disclaimers are tough work.
Have you ever wondered what goes on inside the Gundam Safe house? Where our g-boys rest before a mission. Where Duo first read Heero's diary. Where Trowa got headlice. Let's take a peek inside and see what it was like. We sent three random people, oh let's just call them Goku, George Bush, and Big Bertha for now, to investigate the enviroment of the fangirl- magnet home that everyone has wanted to see.
Goku, George Bush, and Big Bertha, moved into a house right next door to the the safe house. The safe house was covered in weeds and looked like an old beat up shack. Goku smiled and went to greet his new neighbors. He traveled through the many weeds and fell into a hole. I know Goku can fly and teleport, but to make this fic work, he forgot how.
Goku: A little help. Please? Hello? I seem to be stuck! Oh neighbors!!!!
Heero *From inside*: Duo, did you hear something?
Duo: Meh.
Heero: Huh?
Duo: Meh?
Heero: Why?
Duo: Meh.
Heero: When?
Duo: Meh
Heero: Where?!
Duo: Meh?
Heero: Oh dear God!!!!!
Quatre: Heero, you can understand Duo?!
Heero: Of course not.
Goku *out in the distance*: Help!!!!
Quatre: Did you hear that?
Heero: Yes.
Quatre: Well, shouldn't we go investigate?
Heero: Yes. *just keeps sitting*
Finally, Heero walked outside to investigate. He looked down into his Relena hole and saw something. Assuming it was Relena, he began to point and laugh at it. A single tear rolled down Goku's cheek.
Goku: Don't laugh. Im frightened and trapped.
Heero stopped laughing, frowned, then roared all over again.
Quatre peered out the window.
Quatre: Oh God!!!! Heero's having a seizure!!!!!! Duo, we have to help him!!!!!
Duo: Having a seizure, eh?
Quatre: At first I thought he was laughing, but then I remembered that to Heero a tiny smirk is roaring foot stomping laughter! And now he is roaring, foot-stomping, laughing!!!!!
George Bush just happened to hear Goku's saddness, because the next minute, he was over there. Frowning at the crazed Heero.
Goku: Help me, George!!!!!!
George Bush kneeled down to help Goku up, but suddenly Heero kicked him in. The two neighbors glared at Heero and shook a fist. Heero shook one back.
A mysterious cackle: Heedlo!!!! Oh, Heedlo?!!!!
Heero screamed like a monkey and ran into the safe house on all fours.
Relena: Oh, I dont see Heedlo. Oh, I have to take a huge crap, better do it in this conviently placed hole.
George and Goku: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero*peering out the window*: Fall in, in you murderous cow.
Relena fell into the hole with a moo
Suddenly, a tiny car drove by Heero. Out came Trowa.
Trowa: Im back from work.
Heero: You have a job?
Trowa: No. I lied. My life is miserable. Now Im going to go rake the leaves outside.
Heero sees Trowa walk outside and start scraping up leaves with his hair.
Quatre: I wonder where Wufei is.
Wufei( In a peaceful forest): Ahh, a nice place to relax.
Suddenly, a rainbow appears.
Wufei: What a pretty rainbow.
Suddenly, the rainbow bursts with skittles, trapping poor Wufei. He quickly struggles to free himself from the river of candy.
Chapter two... coming soon
Author's note: This story was retarted I know, but I might make a second chapter if anyone liked it so far.
Disclaimer: I can do this... I know I can... Hi, my name is Erika, and Im an ach- I mean I own Gundam- I mean I don't own Gundam Wing!!!!! *Pant* Man, disclaimers are tough work.
Have you ever wondered what goes on inside the Gundam Safe house? Where our g-boys rest before a mission. Where Duo first read Heero's diary. Where Trowa got headlice. Let's take a peek inside and see what it was like. We sent three random people, oh let's just call them Goku, George Bush, and Big Bertha for now, to investigate the enviroment of the fangirl- magnet home that everyone has wanted to see.
Goku, George Bush, and Big Bertha, moved into a house right next door to the the safe house. The safe house was covered in weeds and looked like an old beat up shack. Goku smiled and went to greet his new neighbors. He traveled through the many weeds and fell into a hole. I know Goku can fly and teleport, but to make this fic work, he forgot how.
Goku: A little help. Please? Hello? I seem to be stuck! Oh neighbors!!!!
Heero *From inside*: Duo, did you hear something?
Duo: Meh.
Heero: Huh?
Duo: Meh?
Heero: Why?
Duo: Meh.
Heero: When?
Duo: Meh
Heero: Where?!
Duo: Meh?
Heero: Oh dear God!!!!!
Quatre: Heero, you can understand Duo?!
Heero: Of course not.
Goku *out in the distance*: Help!!!!
Quatre: Did you hear that?
Heero: Yes.
Quatre: Well, shouldn't we go investigate?
Heero: Yes. *just keeps sitting*
Finally, Heero walked outside to investigate. He looked down into his Relena hole and saw something. Assuming it was Relena, he began to point and laugh at it. A single tear rolled down Goku's cheek.
Goku: Don't laugh. Im frightened and trapped.
Heero stopped laughing, frowned, then roared all over again.
Quatre peered out the window.
Quatre: Oh God!!!! Heero's having a seizure!!!!!! Duo, we have to help him!!!!!
Duo: Having a seizure, eh?
Quatre: At first I thought he was laughing, but then I remembered that to Heero a tiny smirk is roaring foot stomping laughter! And now he is roaring, foot-stomping, laughing!!!!!
George Bush just happened to hear Goku's saddness, because the next minute, he was over there. Frowning at the crazed Heero.
Goku: Help me, George!!!!!!
George Bush kneeled down to help Goku up, but suddenly Heero kicked him in. The two neighbors glared at Heero and shook a fist. Heero shook one back.
A mysterious cackle: Heedlo!!!! Oh, Heedlo?!!!!
Heero screamed like a monkey and ran into the safe house on all fours.
Relena: Oh, I dont see Heedlo. Oh, I have to take a huge crap, better do it in this conviently placed hole.
George and Goku: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero*peering out the window*: Fall in, in you murderous cow.
Relena fell into the hole with a moo
Suddenly, a tiny car drove by Heero. Out came Trowa.
Trowa: Im back from work.
Heero: You have a job?
Trowa: No. I lied. My life is miserable. Now Im going to go rake the leaves outside.
Heero sees Trowa walk outside and start scraping up leaves with his hair.
Quatre: I wonder where Wufei is.
Wufei( In a peaceful forest): Ahh, a nice place to relax.
Suddenly, a rainbow appears.
Wufei: What a pretty rainbow.
Suddenly, the rainbow bursts with skittles, trapping poor Wufei. He quickly struggles to free himself from the river of candy.
Chapter two... coming soon
Author's note: This story was retarted I know, but I might make a second chapter if anyone liked it so far.