Me: This is just for puns. Please note that some scenes are parodys of some cartoons and other things, but you guys are gonna keep an eye cause you may never know when they are happening. This story will only update when I feel like giving laughs, bored or find whatever comes in mind. I might put some characters out of character so chill cause I'm trying to have a good time. I don't own Sonic, Klonoa, Ape escape or other game series that pops in this chapter. However, I own Storm, my ape escape OC and now, enjoy! ( Warning; if what I call them, don't offend cause it's part of the story!)
characters, Starring...
Sonic - Mobuis's fastest thing alive
Klonoa - Cute yet innocent dream travler
Specter - Former villain, talks to self and is a nerd
Storm - Police officer/Specter's opposite, earns Fs in math
Shadow - Ultimate lifeform, always a bummer
Guntz - klonoa's rival/golden death, weapon freak
Knuckles - Knucklehead and a bully
Tails - Techno geek
Amy - likes cheerleading, obessed with Sonic
Pink - Psycho yet Bi-polar singer and stalker
Lolo - Pristess in training, very nice girl with manners
Jimmy - spike's retard cousin, loves school and is a moron
Mario - Can't tell the difference between a thong and helmet
Luigi - Seeing things
Eggman - Princapal
Eggman - Vice princapal
Tron Bonne - Beats Specter in math
Bowser - Gym teacher
Now...begin!
School sucks
An average morning as a black cabbit woke up form the alarm going off. He slammed the damn thing, brushes his teeth and puts on his blue shirt with a zipper, dark blue pants and shoes. Let's not forget his blue cap hat with pac-man symbol and dashes downstairs of the mansion. Reaching to huge living room with kitchen part with it, a blue hedgehog whop wore white gloves and red sneakers, sitting near the table. The cabbit sat down and sees an albino monkey near the stove, making pancakes. He wore a helmet with his white spikey hair flaring out of the gaps, a bang covering his right eye. He wore a red cape, pants with black boots and a belt. He was also wearing an apron since he didn't want any of the mix on his fur. Then the albino places two plates in front of them with pancakes with syrup. The two then chow down, but the albino stood there, tapping his foot.
" No appreciation on my cooking?" Specter growled, the two froze and swallow the food, looking at him with a blank experssion." Er...it's good?" Sonic complimented as the albino looked proud on himself, the cabbit rolls his eyes and stares at the time." Why are we up so early?" he asked as Specter gave a funny look at the two." Klonoa, Don't you and Sonic remember that we have school, today!" he said neutral as they froze again, their appitate at lost. Sonic gave a glare at the monkey." I take it back...food was great till you told us about the hell..." he growled as the monkey used his telekinises, lifting the plate to hit the hedgehog's face. The plate fell back, leftovers on Sonic's face.
Klonoa:*giggles*
Sonic;Shut up or I won't read any more of bedtime stories of Mr Gobbles...
Klonoa:O3O
The three stood out of the mansion, which Sonic bought with all the money he earned for his heroic deeds. A yellow bus came by and they got on, Klonoa about to take his seat next to Sonic when a certian pink hedgehog rushed in and kicked him the seat acrossly next to them.
Klonoa:O_O
Sonic:O_O Amy, what are you doing here?
Amy: Oh silly! I'm going to school cause I wanted to try out cheerleading!
Sonic sighed and looks out the window, ignoring her chatterness. Specter sat at the back by himself." Here I am, in a smelly old bus...I hate buses, they take so long! I'm alone and I'm probably talking to myself..."
" Well you are talking to yourself..." a male voice muttered and Specter looks next to him, sitting a black monkey wearing a brown coat and red necktie. He wore a white shirt, blue jeans and brown shoes with a green and red marking.
Specter:O_O How long were you listening to me, Storm?
Storm:T_T I was only in the bus before you so...for a few seconds?
Specter grunted, not liking to be near Storm since he was a retarded to him. Then something came to notice." Storm, aren't Guntz and Shadow suppose to be in the bus cause they are going to school as well!" the albino asked as Storm looks out the window." Guntz wants to ride his way to school with his motorcycle while Shadow...he hates buses..." he muttered.
A black hedgehog stood at the parking lot with a bounty hunter with a red jacket, black pants and boots." So this is school...this is gonna be hell..." Shadow grumbled as Guntz sees there's no room to park. He took out a missle launcher and destoryed a bunch cars before parking.
Shadow:T_T How long are we gonna wait for Storm? The little turd takes things to slow!
Guntz:*turns motor off* Dunno, but we can use the time we have before Storm or some retard like him comes in and-
Jimmy:Hi! O3O
Shadow:What do you want, noob?
Jimmy:You guys were looking lonely and I thought if I could hang out?
Guntz:Listen kid, we already have Storm as a problem, despite that he's in our group, Team dark. Go catch butterflies, will ya?
Shadow:Let's not forget that he also pays our taxes...
Guntz:*sweatdrops*T_T' oh yeah...where did Jimmy go?O_O
Jimmy:*comes back with net full of dead butterflies* I'm back with butterflies!O3O
Shadow&Guntz:O_O*backs away*
The bus finally came with Storm jumping out of a window, breaking it and throws a rubber ball at the school window.
Jimmy:O3O*runs after it*
Storm:You guys are glad I'm here!=3
Guntz:Yeah...and we already had enough problems...RUN!*runs inside the school with Shadow*
Storm:Wait! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING FROM ME!DX*runs after them*
Specter:T_T Looks like I'm not only one who depieses the freak.*sees Sonic runs inside with Amy chasing after him with her hammer*
Klonoa stands by Specter, looking at the doors the two dashed in." I forgot that Amy is going to school along with the rest of Team heart!" Klonoa exclaimed as Specter's face paled." Wait...if she's here, then that means-"
" SPECTER~!" a female voice yelled and the two turned to see Pink running at them with Lolo lagging behind.
Specter:Oh god! RUN!*runs inside with Klonoa being dragged by holding his cape*
Pink:Hey! Get back here!*runs after them*
Lolo:Wait up! Why must this backpack be so heavy?*comes in last, dragging the backpack*
Everyone was seated in math class, the vice princapal and princapal comes in. What surprised Sonic, Klonoa and Specter was that it was Eggman and Eggman Nega!
Sonic:How the hell did the school district made you princapal?
Eggman:T_T Anyways...welcome to school, blah, blah and hope you have a nice day!*walks out with Nega Eggman*
Jimmy:Good speech!*whole class glares at him*O_O
Math teacher:Okay...since this is your first day, all of you have a math test!O3o
Everyone:awwww...
Math teacher: DO IT OR FACE THE PADDLE OF DOOM!*points at paddle in emergency case*
Everyone:O_O*grabs a test*
Math teacher:Peace at last-*sees Shadow and Guntz shoot their tests with pistols*O_O
Shadow&Guntz:Finished...*gives test and walks back to their desks*
Math teacher:T_T Okay...
When that was happening, Specter was already few questions ahead when he paused to look to see Tron glaring at him. The albino narrowed his eyes, their pencils at their paper, flames burning in their eyes. Then they both started rushing, answering questions and the class stopped to watch the race. They were writing so fast, their pencils caught on fire.
Everyone:O_O
Math Teacher:O3O
Specter&Tron:*finishes test and rushes to desk, handing their paper to the teacher to grade*Grrr...
The teacher grades them and looks at Tron." You got an A plus..." he said as Tron sticks her tougue at Specter, the albino began to look nervous." Specter...you got..." the man said, taking thought as Specter was biting his fingers." An A! Good for you!" he said as the albino fell to his knees, staring at the grade.
Specter:NNNNNOOOOOOO!*runs out the room*
Tron:O3O
Sonic:It was just an A? That's good!
Tails:Sonic, smart guys like me and Specter perfer getting straight A plus! I would freak out if I got an A...
Math teacher: Oh by the way, Tails, I graded your test and you got an A!
Tails:NNNNOOOOO!*runs out the room*
Sonic:T_T Nerds these days...too senstive!
Knuckles:AARUUGH! I'M CONFUSED!*punches his test and runs out the room*
Math Teacher:That knucklehead got an A+...
Klonoa:*looks at grade*Aww...I got B-?*runs out the room crying*
Math Teacher:T_T okay...looks like everyone is finish...*sees Storm the only one not finished*
Storm:*staring at paper, stuck on the first question*=P Err...A...no, wait! C...or is it pie?
Math teacher:Storm, you been on that question for the whole class period, pick an answer!
Storm:I can't! I hate math cause it's hard!
Math teacher:How about a deal? You don't do assignments and you get an F for everything you don't do...
Storm:O3O DEAL!
Luigi:*raises hand*
Math Teacher:Yes?
Luigi:Do you any have ghosts in this class? Cause that I saw that curtain move...
Math teacher:O_O
Everyone was now at gym and the teacher was a certain king koopa, Bowser!
Mario:First Eggman and Eggman Nega, now you? What has school district done, most of all, what's with the thong, Specter?O_O
Specter:T_T It's not a thong...
Bowser:T_T Uhh...join whatever you guys want cause I'm tired...*everyone runs off to their places*O_O
(football field)
Sonic was on field, teamed up with Mario, Storm against Shadow. Knuckles and Guntz were on his side as Amy was in sidelines, in a cheerleader uniform.
Amy:Go Sonic! Kick their asses~!*does cheer*
Specter:*sitting on bench with Tails and Klonoa* Are we playing or just slacking off?
Tails:Slacking off...who are you betting on?
Klonoa:Sonic...or Guntz...on both!O3O
Sonic:ready...HUT!*given the ball and got dogpiled* Storm! *tosses football*
Storm:*catches it, but gets tackled by Knuckles*X_X
Mario:That's a-cheating!
Guntz:*Knuckles passes ball to him and makes touchdown* Deal with it, fat plumbler!
Klonoa:I knew he won! Cough it up, guys!O3O*shows hand*
Tails&Specter:T_T*gives him starbursts*
Lolo:Hey guys...*drags backpack* Phew...what did Amy give me?
The priestess opens the bag to sees rocks, a punching bag and boxing gloves.
Klonoa:O_O*slowly eatting his starbursts*
Lolo:Pink, what is all this?
Pink:Me and Amy are gonna sign you up for wrestling classes...
Lolo:But I'm not into violence...
Amy:*comes by* Well you got to know some moves cause you may never know if you're gonna get stalked!
Lolo:O_O
The schoolbell of the day ringed as everyone ran out of the buliding. Klonoa, Sonic and specter walking out." Gosh, this sucks! We got homework on the first day," Sonic groaned as the ablino glared at him." Hey, at least you didn't got an A like I did in math!" he growled as the hedgehog rolled his eyes.* Nerd...* he thought as Klonoa was behind, whistling 'bird is a word' when Knuckles comes by, grabbing his pants and pulled them. The cabbit yelped as the red encidna shook him like a yo-yo as candy, coins and other junk fell out of his pants. Knuckles picks up all his coins and was going to grab Specter's pants, but the albino trwiled around, grabbing his neck.
Specter:GRAB MY PANTS AND I'LL RIP YOUR PRIDE WITH MY BARE HANDS!
Knuckles:O3O Okay...see ya later, loser!*runs off with Klonoa's money*
Klonoa:O3O Why didn't you do that when he was bullying me?
Specter:T_T I didn't feel like it...
Sonic helps pick up Klonoa's junk and narrowes his eyes." I wonder why Klonoa talked me out of having you and him live with me.." he muttered as the albino smirked, turning his back away." Cause without me, you would have to deal with the bills again and without Klonoa, cleaning the house is another problem..." he said, walking off and leaving the two behind.
Klonoa:He is right again. I like cleaning the slide attached to the attic~!O3O
Sonic:T_T That's it, I'm releasing Mr Gobbles in the wild today...*dashes off*
Klonoa panicked and runs after the hedgehog as fast his feet could run." NNNOO! NOT MR GOBBLES!" the cabbit cried and runs after the hedgehog, manage to save the turkey in time.
Me:Well that ends this and I changed the title cause that's their team name, Team Hero. Mr Gobbles is some pet turkey I made up and Klonoa is his owner, much to Sonic and Specter's dismay. Storm is part of Team dark cause he rivals with Specter. Spike is still Specter's rival, but with the albino now former villain, their friends yet rivals of somewhat. Hope you enjoy, tell me wat you think and keep update on what next silly yet epicly fail day these guys are gonna have. Ciao!