The year was 1979, and there was a newly elected space ass, his name was Barack Obama. He was a cruel man, because he takes everybody's healthcare and he turned it into Obamacare. To make it worse, he opened a black portal to the 20th plane of the Hood, the hood was a terrible place, people always died and there was lots of drugs and hos and guns, worst of all the only things you could eat and drink is Fried chicken, watermelon, and Grape Koolaid. The only sports they had was Basketball. One day, a fabled hereo came along known as Lord Romney who was rich as hell and he only gave a fuck to the whites. He was a god to the White people of America and he formed a group to stop black spreading known as the KKK ( the Krazy Kracker Klubbing) all they did was club people to death, but the blacks fought back using the power of Blunts and alacohol. Then came a man destined to stop the white rebellions, his name is Martin STD Long Weiner III he devised a plan that would totally 1337 rek white pple 4life, he invented Call Of Duty and then he gave it to the white community and they began to yell at each other and calling eachother a "noob" and then the white community became corrupt and it tore itself apart. Hence how America is now shitty.