Rick came barging in Morty's room while he was asleep, removing his covers "Hey w-w-wake up Morty. It's t-time to *BURP* go on another rick and morty adventure."

"Aw jeez Rick, I-It's like t-two in the fucking morning. Can't it wait." Morty replied while rubbing his eyes, still being half asleep.

"C-Come on *BURP* Morty, There's no *BURP* time, Hurry up Morty." He wobbled out of Morty room, with Morty following behind him moaning and complaining. He hated having to go on adventures so early.

They both were in Rick's garage, Morty was watching his grandpa rummage through his box of many inventions. Is what Morty calls it.

"Wh-Wh-What are you looking for Rick?" Morty asked curiously, Rick gave Morty what look likespeaker box, but on was only a small green button at the corner. And an antenna in the middle with a opening in the middle of it.

Rick carrying the same thing, putting it inside his lab coat, "Go through *BURP* the fuckinportal Morty."

"O-ok Rick jeez!" Mortywent through the portal after him. They were on a planet that looked pretty isolated and only had a couple of trees with strange red fruits, it seemed very quiet the only thing you could hear is a little wind and your own voice. That were shaped like triangles. While Morty was observing the strange fruits, Rick was ahead of him walking to a cave not to far from them.

"Hey M-Morty over here!" Morty hurried to catch up to Rick.

Rick becoming a little bit more sober from not drinking as much. "You see those little green fucks in cave Morty!" Rick pointed inside the cave, Morty squinted his eyes to see what Rick was talking about. It was two large lizard like amphibians, with a nest filled with beautiful purple diamond like eggs.

"O-Oh man Rick, w-why are we in dimension A-99 again. I-I hate this place, w-we almost died last time." Morty said nervously.

"Don't worry *BURP* Morty, that was when I was really drunk M-Morty."

"W-What the hell you talking about Rick, y-your damn drunk right now." They paused for a moment before continuing further in the cave. Rick put his hand on Morty's shoulder, to comfort his grandson and keep him calm.

"That's not true Morty, I'm more sober t-than before. Also who fucking cares, were both smart people smarter than anybody in this universe. We made it *BURP* out of tougher *BURP* situations." Rick grinned at Morty.

"Jeez Rick fine w-whatever, let's just get this over with."

"That's why your my apprentice." Rick whispered as they were finally in the cave, they were sliding in close against the walls. To try and get around the monsters to the eggs.

"Because I'm smart." Morty whispered, they paused for a moment until the monsters stopped moving.

"No shit Morty. That's the only reason I bring you. Also this time instead of two, were taking all of them." Rick took out his portal gun, opened a portal to Rick's garage. The monsters were still lightly snoring.

"Aw man Rick, it's really not neccesary. T-Three at least should b-be enough." Even saying that Morty was dropping the eggs in the portal slowly one by one.

"M-M-Morty shut up and fucking *BURP* hurry up."

They were almost finish, with only two more left, but one of the monsters woke up and their tail swung and hit Morty. Causing him to drop the egg and break it, reaveling the deformed baby lizard dying, dissolving into acid.

They slowly turned towards the dead baby lizards parents, who both screeched at them in anger, "Fuck Morty." Rick said to himself, still loud enough for Morty to hear him.