Smallville: The Earth 3 Adventures
Written and edited by Soron66
I don't own any characters from Smallville or Thor. if there are any OCs then they'll be mine.(some prick decided to give me shit for writing stories the way i do. only moving the title and disclaimer the the first fucking story content page to relieve me of this fucking bullshit.)
Chapter One: Norse
While the whole town of Smallville was rushing about trying to escape the meteor storm, a smaller meteor fell down not to far from the Luther mansion. A few hours later the smoke had cleared a naked man was laying in a crater comepletely unconscious. When it struck midnight the man woke up and exited the crater. He ran into the mansion and stole some clothes, then ran out into the night. "I want you to find out what made this crater as soon as possible. As soon as you have, tell me then bring it to me." ordered Lucas Luther the next day. On the Kent farm everyone was helping the Kents fix up their farm. in the distance the man from the crater was watching the people leave a farm, but then he saw three suspicious people heading to the farm. He immediately ran at them with a smirk on his face. "You look like fugatives. I suggest you surrender yourselves, so you won't feel embarassed by being beat by one man." said the man cockily. They turned to look at him and the man with the goatee walked up to him and said, "We're not going back to the slammer. You can't make us." The man merely said, "You're big. I've fought bigger." The three fugatives all laughed and the big guy threw electricity at him, but the man dodged out of the way and swept the big guy's legs from up under him. The other two immediately erected a force field around the big guy and said in unison, "Get up. We must get to the Kent farm." The man immediately knocked them out, and swung to punch the big guy in the ribs. Unfortunately he was zapped by the big guy who immediately left dragging the siamese twins with him.
After a few hours the man was woken up by a blonde woman and a big black haired man. "Hey. Are you okay? What happened to you?" asked the woman. The man replied, "Some guy in a goatee zapped me. I managed to knock out the bald ones." The big guy replied, "You could've gotten killed. You shouldn't have done that." The man replied, "A little electricity or lightning is nothing to me. By the way, my name's Thor." The blonde girl asked, "Like the god of Thunder? From Norse mythology?" The man replied, "Who else? Now who are you fair maiden?" The blonde girl smiled a bit and said, "My name's Chloe Sullivan. The big paranoid guy there is Clark Kent." Thor immediately looked to Clark and said, "Those three were heading to your farm on purpose. It wasn't by mere chance." Chloe and Clark looked at eachother and then Chloe said, "Clark and I have to go do something for those fugatives, and if we don't they will kill Clark's family and Lana." Thor looked at them then said, "You go do that, I'll handle the shock head and the wonder twins. I have a bone to pick with them anyway."
They split off and after an hour Thor made it to the Kent farm, but before he could get in a cop put an arm out to stop him and he raised an eyebrow at her. The cop said, "You can't go in there. Nobody can. Not while this...thing is up." Thor looked at it the scoffed, "Easy as pie. Just have to strike it with a stronger electric current. That's all this field is made of. Now if only I had Mjolnir." The cop looked at him with a raised eye, but didn't say anything. Thor turned and started digging in the ground and said, "Aha! ground wire. Highest electric current on this farm." Then he grabbed the nearest sharp device and cut the wire. After that he grabbed some copper wires, attached it to the force field, and then wrapped it around the ground wire. All of a sudden the force field started fluctuating, and Thor immediately jumped in before it could solidify itself again. The cops raised their eyebrows and Thor smirked at them while bowing before heading to the front door of the house. "Hello there lightning monster. Tell me, what do you think your chances are now that your guard dogs are occupied?" The goatee man said with a surprised expression, "You survived. I zapped you with enough force to fry an elephant. How..?" Thor smiled and said, "That'd be telling haha. Ready for round two?" The big guy ran at him and Thor moved to the side and clotheslined him. "Thor 2, Goatee guy 1. Ready to surrender?" The big guy punched at Thor's leg, but wrenched his hand back and said, "What are you made of? Titanium?" Thor merely kicked him in the head and then turned to the twins and said, "Anyone else?" The twins looked at eachother then tried to run away, but Thor caught them and tossed them out the window.
"All is safe now family of Clark son of Kent and Lana." A man walked up and asked, "Who are you? How are you so strong?" Thor replied, "I'm Thor of Asgard, and I'm the god of thunder. At least I was before Mjolnir was taken from me, but I can manage with just my strenth. I can manage small fry like those three thugs in any case. Now who might you be?" The man raised his hand and said, "I'm Jonathan Kent. This is my wife, and my son's girlfriend Lana. whoever you really are, thank you." Thor smiled and took Lana's hand and kissed it, then did the same for Martha. Jonathan raised an eyebrow, while the other two raised both eyebrows. Thor was about to leave when Jonathan asked, "Hey kid. Do you have anywhere to stay?" Thor reponded with curiosity, "I do not. Why do you ask?" Martha answered, "You can stay here as long as you want. It's the least we can offer for your help." Thor stared at them and said, "I'll think about it." As he left he picked up the big guy and gave him to the cops.
The next day Thor bumped into Chloe in town and accidentally knocked her onto her butt. "Whoops. Sorry Chloe daughter of Sullivan. I was not present when I was walking." Chloe smiled while Thor helped her up and said, "It's alright. If you weren't here, where were you?" Thor replied, "My mind was on Asgard remembering the good days before my exhile." Chloe raised an eyebrow and said, "If you don't want to tell me what you were daydreaming about, you don't have to. Anyway Clark wanted to speak with you. I'll See you later. I have someplace I have to be." Thor smiled and said, "Shall I walk you to this someplace? Also, where might I find Clark son of Kent?" Chloe laughed and said, "I'll be fine, but thanks for the offer. Clark is at the Talon." Thor looked at her with a confused expression, to which Chloe sighed before responding with a smile, "I'll take you there." After they arrived Chloe went her way while Thor went into the building and exclaimed, "What is this odd smell?" Some of the customers looked at him darkly, while others laughed. When Thor saw Clark he strode over and said, "Why have you summoned the prince of Asgard? Only my father and Heimdall are allowed to, but seeing as you know nothing of the Asgardian customs I'll let this slide. Now what is it you desired from Thor the Thunderer?" Clark and Lana both raised an eyebrow at him, but didn't say anything. Thor waited for a few minutes, and was about to burst when Clark said, "We need to talk. Meet me at my farm in an hour." Thor looked at him and said, "I do not take orders from peasants. Not to mention humans. I'm above you. I'm above all of you, so don't presume that you could order me around. If you want something from me, then you must ask it." Clark immediately got up and asked, "What's with the hostility?" Thor looked at him seriously, "I don't take being ordered by any who are not of royalty very well, especially by humans. You humans are petty and tiny compared to me." Clark looked at him angrily and said, "You are not the same man that helped me and my family the first day we met. Where'd he go huh?" Thor looked right back at him and said evenly, "You're looking at him. The only reason I helped you is because I was unfinished with those three criminals." Clark shouldered by Thor angrily and left. Thor looked at the nearest waitress and said, "You. Barwench give me your finest Ale." The waitress merely scoffed glared at him with disgust and went away, and a few seconds later Lana walked up and said, "I think you should leave." Thor looked at her and barked a laugh and said, "That was funny. Now where is your finest Ale. I thirst and I must quench my thirst." Lana looked at him angrily but calmly said, "I was not making a joke. You are not welcome here till you learn some manners. Also, this isn't a bar. This is a coffee shop." Thor looked at her fir a few minutes then strode out muttering, "Doesn't have Ale...why doesn't...the hell is coffee?"
Lex was helping Jonathan with the hay when Clark returned home and Clark said, "Dad. The crazy guy is coming here in an hour. This guy's a real jerk, so don't expect any kindness from him." Jonathan looked at Clark and replied, "Clark. Didn't I teach you to have an open mind towards people?" Clark finished the chore quickly then replied, "He looks down on humanity. He also believes that he's royalty, so I wouldn't be surprised if he looks at us with disgust." Jonathan thought for a few seconds then turned towards Lex and asked, "What's your advice on how to deal with this guy?" Lex thought for a few seconds then replied seriously, "Let me handle this. I've met people like him before, and those without experience in dealing with them end up getting on their bad side. Clark will stay here as my body guard. Judging from what you told me concerning the hostage situation you went through I would need this in case he attacks." Jonathan looked at them worriedly then nodded and headed back to the house. An hour later Thor had arrived and Lex walked down from the loft and held out his hand. "Lex Luther. First of all I'd like to thank you for helping my friends when you first arrived at this farm." Thor looked Lex over then hesitantly held out his hand and shook Lex's hand. "I'm Thor Prince of Asgard. Why is a man of such royalty sticking around these peasants?" Lex replied calmly, "The Kents mean a lot to me. They're the only ones who've ever treated me like a human being besides my mother." Thor looked into Lex's eyes and saw something dangerous, but also saw kindness. "Where is Clark son of Kent? I was asked to meet him at this smelly, filthy place." Lex looked at him for a few seconds then said, "He's around, but he doesn't want to be in the same vacinity as you. You did insult him and his friends after all. Unlike me, Clark looks for the best in people. That's the only reason he's even still on this farm." Thor asked, "What am I here for then?"