Chocolate with a twist
Patrick and Spongebob were selling chocolate to pay their monthly rent. So far they are down $1,000 from their rent of $1,500.
"What are we going to do Spongebob." Patrick said. "We talked to everyone in Bikini Bottom."
"Well if we weren't being chased by a maniac screaming "CHOCOLATE!" every 15 minutes we could go home and rest for tomorrow."
Just then the maniac came out of a dark alley and walked straight up to Patrick.
"I'm hungry for some delightful CHOCOLATE!"
"SpongeBob run for it!"
"Oh my god Patrick he is going to kill us!"
Just then a huge boot fell from the sky and flattened the maniac.
"OMG It's…. It's BIGGER BOOT!" SpongeBob and Patrick yelled in unison.
Out from under the boot, Dennis squeezed out.
"I told you I would get my revenge!" He screamed. "Now any last words?! Heha"
SpongeBob saw this as an opportunity to sell some chocolate.
"Would you like to buy some chocolate bars? He asked. "You can build up some energy from hunting us down."
"OOO, Chocolate! I could use some chocolate here's $20."
SpongeBob hands Dennis 4 Chocolate bars.
"Wow these are great!" Dennis says. "What's in them?"
Patrick leans towards Dennis's ear and whispers not only the secret to the Chocolate, but the Secret to life.
"The best instrument of all time, Mayonnaise!" Patrick said with the straightest face ever.
"No! I'm allergic to Mayonnaise!" Dennis said screaming.
"That's what you get for stealing my CHOCOLATE!" The maniac screamed from under the boot.
He then crawled out from under the boot and started attacking Dennis.
"Wow Patrick can this day get anymore weird?" SpongeBob asked.
Just then a Scuba diver came down to retrieve his boot. The diver turned out to be a guy with a scraggy beard named Scott.
"Hey guys! Want to buy some Crack!" Scott asked.
Squidward than woke up and said "I just had the worst nightmare."