The Mis-adventures of toast man!
Ummm I don't think I can explain this one. ummm I needed to get in the mood for writing so I wrote this and I couldn't stop laughing.
"Toastman!
dun-nun-nun
Toastman!"
Heero looked over from his spot at the table. He noticed that everyone was looking at "Toastman" Which was half a piece of toast with a cheeseslice wraped around it.
"I have finally found you Toastman!"
"Oh no! It's that evil fiend Beef E. Strogenoff!"
Wufei rolled his eyes. "What the hell are you doing?" An evil glare shut him up quickly
"Yes Toastman it is I Beef E. Strongenoff! I will finally become a breakfest food!"
"No you won't!"
"Who's that?"
"HA HA HA HA It is my good friends the Pop Tart twins!"
Everyone sweatdroped at the last comment. The gundam boys had been under alot of stress lately but not that much to actually crack.
"The Pop Tart twins? I don't know if I can handle it!"
"You are out numbered Beef E. Strogenoff! Give up!"
"Never!"
Everyone watched as some noddles on a fork went flying towards "toastman" They hit him and he fell over backwards. Even had screaming sound effects
"TOASTMAN!"
"NO! TOASTMAN!"
"MWAHAHAHAHA! That is the end of toastman!"
Trowa blinked. "Is everthing alright?" An evil glare and a reply where at hand. "OF COURCE NOT! TOASTMAN HAS FALLEN!"
Another collective sweatdroped happened.
"NOW I WILL RULE OVER ALL BREAKFEST FOODS!"
"I will never allow that to happen"
"now who is it?"
"I have come to advenge Toastman"
"You!"
"I am the champion of justice! On behalf of all cows I will write wrong and triump over all evil. And that means you!"
"No the only other creature that wannabe breakfest foods fear!"
"Yes! I am the solider of calcuim and love! I am Sailor MOO!
Everyone fell out of their chairs at the new player in this game! Even Heero couldn't help but laugh.
"Sailor Moo? How did you find me?"
"You will pay for what you have done!"
"NOOOOO!"
"CALCIUM PRINCESS ACTIVATION!"
With that the glass of milk was dumped on the plate of food.
"NOOOOO I'M DROWNING! I WILL COME BACK WE ARN'T FINISHED YET SAILOR MOO!"
"Justice has prevailed and yet we will never get Toastman back"
"Never forget me"
"Dude Q-man are you going to eat that toast or what? Cause if not can I have it? It looks good."
Quatre looked at Duo with an evil look in his eyes. "NO YOU CAN'T EAT TOASTMAN! HE'S COVERED WITH
THE EVIL OF BEEF E. STROGENOFF! YOU WILL FALL INTO HIS HANDS!
Then Quatre poored the rest of milk on to the toast then handed it to Duo.
"now it is safe."
Duo looked up at Heero "THAT IS THE LAST TIME I LET YOU MAKE QUATRE USE THE ZERO SYSTEM!"
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Ummm I don't think I can explain this one. ummm I needed to get in the mood for writing so I wrote this and I couldn't stop laughing.
"Toastman!
dun-nun-nun
Toastman!"
Heero looked over from his spot at the table. He noticed that everyone was looking at "Toastman" Which was half a piece of toast with a cheeseslice wraped around it.
"I have finally found you Toastman!"
"Oh no! It's that evil fiend Beef E. Strogenoff!"
Wufei rolled his eyes. "What the hell are you doing?" An evil glare shut him up quickly
"Yes Toastman it is I Beef E. Strongenoff! I will finally become a breakfest food!"
"No you won't!"
"Who's that?"
"HA HA HA HA It is my good friends the Pop Tart twins!"
Everyone sweatdroped at the last comment. The gundam boys had been under alot of stress lately but not that much to actually crack.
"The Pop Tart twins? I don't know if I can handle it!"
"You are out numbered Beef E. Strogenoff! Give up!"
"Never!"
Everyone watched as some noddles on a fork went flying towards "toastman" They hit him and he fell over backwards. Even had screaming sound effects
"TOASTMAN!"
"NO! TOASTMAN!"
"MWAHAHAHAHA! That is the end of toastman!"
Trowa blinked. "Is everthing alright?" An evil glare and a reply where at hand. "OF COURCE NOT! TOASTMAN HAS FALLEN!"
Another collective sweatdroped happened.
"NOW I WILL RULE OVER ALL BREAKFEST FOODS!"
"I will never allow that to happen"
"now who is it?"
"I have come to advenge Toastman"
"You!"
"I am the champion of justice! On behalf of all cows I will write wrong and triump over all evil. And that means you!"
"No the only other creature that wannabe breakfest foods fear!"
"Yes! I am the solider of calcuim and love! I am Sailor MOO!
Everyone fell out of their chairs at the new player in this game! Even Heero couldn't help but laugh.
"Sailor Moo? How did you find me?"
"You will pay for what you have done!"
"NOOOOO!"
"CALCIUM PRINCESS ACTIVATION!"
With that the glass of milk was dumped on the plate of food.
"NOOOOO I'M DROWNING! I WILL COME BACK WE ARN'T FINISHED YET SAILOR MOO!"
"Justice has prevailed and yet we will never get Toastman back"
"Never forget me"
"Dude Q-man are you going to eat that toast or what? Cause if not can I have it? It looks good."
Quatre looked at Duo with an evil look in his eyes. "NO YOU CAN'T EAT TOASTMAN! HE'S COVERED WITH
THE EVIL OF BEEF E. STROGENOFF! YOU WILL FALL INTO HIS HANDS!
Then Quatre poored the rest of milk on to the toast then handed it to Duo.
"now it is safe."
Duo looked up at Heero "THAT IS THE LAST TIME I LET YOU MAKE QUATRE USE THE ZERO SYSTEM!"
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