This story is based a little on fact. It is mostly fiction though.
It's basically the ramblings of an idiot.
It wouldn't be possible without Turned.
Even thought she is too good to have her named attached to this mess.
I don't own anything.
My name is Bella. My neighbor Edward is an asshole. He claims that he is a professor of something to do with electricity.
Yet he has no idea how to keep an electric fence working.
His animals escape constantly. I have decided the next time they escape I will shoot them on the spot.
Alice the Llama was the first to go.
Then Rose the cow. Followed by the goats, Emmett and Jasper.
Then we had lots of sex when he came to yell at me about killing his animals
All of a sudden a meteor starting coming towards earth. We ran down to the storm shelter where we survived on well done Alice.
The End.