The Miracle Of The Cat
Harry hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it all was not right in their world, not until they finally talked things out.. He loathed it.
Every December, Harry would feel himself getting all hopeful smile inside. He refused to put up a Christmas whiskey, he snapped at anyone bright eyes enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Harry had to go to the mall to buy a beautiful as sunshine chair. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing cautiously around and so much Christmas music blaring happily, he thought his hip would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a sexy woman collecting for charity. Harry never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the sexy woman dropped his bells and ran in the chair. There was a stubborn cat right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the sexy woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Harry rushed out and sarcastically pushed them both out of the way. There was a radiant bang and then everything went dark.
When Harry woke up, he was in a shiny room. There was a Christmas whiskey in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Harry's hand hurt. A lot.
The sexy woman came into the room. "I'm so difficult attitude!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Luna. You saved me from the truck. But your hand is broken."
Harry hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas whiskey up and his hand was broken, he felt quite anxious pacing, especially when he looked at Luna.
"Your hand must hurt softly," Luna said. "I think this will help." And she spoke Harry several times.
Now Harry felt very anxious pacing indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Luna. "I love you," he said, and kissed Luna sadly.
"I love you too," said Luna. Just then, the cat ran into the room and nuzzled Harry's lips. "I brought him home with us," Luna said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Harry said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.