Why must we hop on pop? We must hop on pop because it is our job. Pop is a bad thing. He is something that has one wing. [A/n: I warned you I had no idea what I am doing!] He spits and then sits in his pools of drool. He doesn't bathe He eats everything He'll eat a cookie, He'll eat a pan. If you're not careful, he'll eat your hand. You can see him at the zoo. Along with Mary MOo. Pop is annoying. Pop is dumb. Pop still sucks his thumb! We must hop on pop on effort to kill him. And we have to succeed. Or he will eat you and me. Hopping on Pop is a trick Simply because, we are to him, as big as a stick. He can snap us in two, Use us as a toothpick. He must be destroyed. This is why we must hop On Pop. He has holes in his clothes Boogers up his nose. Worse than him, there is no other. He has a face one person could love, a mother. Come to think of it, She doesn't even love him. She fed him trash then threw him in it. He isn't good! We must destroy Pop. We must hp on POp. The one place you can kill him is his neck, You must hop on his neck. Which in general is to.... HOP ON POP!!