JAPublishers: Heys! Don't ask... Jessica and I were venting on email and poof! A story! We stuck it under Bleach because of Jessica's Bankai sword! XD It comes up later in the thread... Patience my readers! We're posting the first chapters together because we JUST decided to put it on here! We'll be posting more chapters every night.

I was on the computer, talking to Alexa, when all of the sudden, my window crashed. It was Taylor, on her kiddie bike she bought with her "paycheck"

"y r u not on aim??" Tayyyyyyyyyyyy says.

"Well Taylor, I don't go on aim, cause I'm a 'n00b'. " I replied.

"wel get on, im not takin to alexca. so get on 2nite." She demanded. "Sorry. I'm busy." I replied. "DONG WAT??/11111111111111!!" I thought of an excuse while smoke fumed from her ears and her bug like eyes bugged out even more.

"Watching tv. Talking to Alexa, Sleep... oh and I'm too busy to get on aim."

"I HAT U N ALESCA U R N00BS!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!111!! N I HAT U N ALECSA N U JESIKA!!11111111111111111111111111111111111" She screamed. I watched for the kaboom, but sadly it never came.. well luckily, came I didn't want Tayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy in my room.

"Well, BYE!" I said.

"OMG IM CALIN MY MOMMMMMMIIEEEEEEEEE." She said, running out my room, through the window...on the "bike"

"Ok welll, What about my window?" I yelled after her. But she was gone.

Riiiinnggg the phone went. "Hello?" I said. "ur rom suxs" and the line went dead. "Oh tayyyyyyyyyyyyy, You're so naive.." I said. Then I happy danced.

X Jessica's Thread.

CH 2

I was in my room texting jessica and whatnot, watching Bleach. When...:
CRASH! My window broke.
"WAGH?! WTFH?!" There was Taylor.
"alecxs, y u rnt u on aim?? i tolded u 2 gt on aim"
"You said you hated me though. I thought that meant I didn't have to get on."
"WELL I TKE EET BAK!! GET ON AIM OR I'LL CALL MI MOMMY!!111!!"
"Nah. I'm talking to Jessica." Just then, my cell phone vibrated, "Oh, text message!" I become ingrossed in my phone.
Taaaay's eyes turned red. I'm scared now...
"I HAT U!!111111111111111!!11111111111"
"Awww... how sweet! I hate you too!"
She threw me against a wall.. "Owie!!"
She jumped out the window as a demon thingy...
"Wait get back here!!"
"wat?"
"WAGH!!" she just randomly whent poof on the window.
"WAT DO U WNT??/"
"Can I see your paycheck?"
"no" she dissapered again.
"WHAT ABOUT MY WINDOW?! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT YOU KNOW!!"

X Alexa

CH 3

Ok, soon, I got my window fixed. When all of the sudden. -KABOOOOOOOM- "GT ON AIM!!111111111111111111111" Taylor, tomato face, screamed at me.

I'm hiding under my bed cause of the explosion. Which blew through my wall "NEVERR!!" I screamed.

"GT ON AIMMM!!111111111111" Tomato yelled.

"...BANKAII!!" I yelled, grabbing my zanpakuto.

"Now fix my wall and NEVER EVER come to me or Alexa. EVER AGAIN!!." I said.
"OKKKKK!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111888" Taylor said.

"Now...LEAVE." I said.

X Jessica

CH 4

"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?! GET OUTTA MY ROOM!!" Taylor randomly appeared in my room... AGAIN!!
"get on aim"
"NO!! GIMME YOUR PAYCHECK!! YOU OWE ME FOR THE WINDOW!!"
"NO GIT NON AIM!!"
"I thought you hated me now!!"
"that wz yesterdy"
"SAME DIFFERENCE!!"
"your retarded!!1111111 im leevin!!11111111" she jumped out the window demented.
"No! Don't go!!"
" whar??"
"AGH??" She appeared randomly again.
"Give me your paycheck."
"you guys are retaded...i'm never tlkin 2 u agine...
"... Is that a promise?"
"I HAT U!!8888888888888888888888888888888"

X Alexa

CH 5

After my wall got fixed, and my room was saved. and I fixed my Nick posters, I sat on my bed, starting to read twilight. When...

"BAAM BOOM, BADABDADACHACHING!!1111111111111111"

"Oh...bleeep. There ones in that sentance... only means one thing..." I said..

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -coughcoughh-" I heard.

"Uh oh...I heard MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, that must mean..-"

"HIYA!" Alexa said, almost breaking my door. "Guess what!! Taylor is gone forever!!" She said.

"YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!" I said. And we happy danced.

"Fee Fii Foo Fumm, wehr r da n00bs at??/" A giant

Me and Alexa looked at each other, scared and curious, and like ohhh..bleep

X Jessica

CH 6

"WHY DID YOU MESS UP MY POSTERS?! I JUST fixed them!" Jessica was yelling while running. Huh. That's odd.
"Sorry... I was hyper!"
"That doesn't give you the right to mar my poor Nick. oh nick. i'll help you later-"
"FEE FII FO FUM!! I SMLL THE BLODD OF A NOOBY WON!!"
"She made a spelling mistake again.." I looked up at her speech bubble.
"Yup. Another one." Jessica looked up too.
"OHMIGAD!! IT'S DAVID!!" I was going into fangirl mode.. uh oh...
"Hey Alexa!!"
"OHMIGAD! He spelled my name right!! Bwahaha!!"
"Focus on the monster Alexa," Jessica was running and looking ahead determidly. Even though I thought she was going into fangirl mode too.
"Right." So I killed David.
"DON'T DO THAT!!"
"FEEE...FI...FO...FUM..."