[Shadow is at Nintendo HQ talking angrily to the Masahiro Sakurai]
Shadow: It has been going on for a long time and I have officially had enough of it. Why am I still being used as an assist trophy and not as a playable character?!
Masahiro: Look, Shadow, it's just that we don't have the budget to make you a playabl-
Shadow: Shut up! Always about budget, isn't it? I deserve to fight in the Super Smash Bros franchise. I have serious fighting techniques.
Masahiro: So does Sonic, but you don't see him complaining.
Masahiro: We, and quite possibly the fans, are afraid that you may have the very same fighting skills as Sonic?
Shadow: But what about Peach and Daisy, or Roy and Chrom, or Marth and Lucina? They all have the same moves!
Masahiro: I'm sorry, but until further notice, there's nothing we can do.
Shadow: So that's how you're going to be? Then you, my friends, have just started a war.
[Shadow leaves and shuts the door]
[Tomorrow, Shadow is outside Nintendo HQ with a picket sign that says "Let me smash, or you will crash"]
Reporter: Mr. Shadow, what statement are you making exactly to the Mr. Sakurai?
Shadow: I don't want anything to do with that selfish time-wasting hag until I get what I deserve. I've been living under the shadow of Smash Bros, being unable to be controlled by videogame players themselves. I knew that if he had me playable, I could make the franchise an even greater success. But until that time, I am standing against the franchise.
Reporter: Wait a minute, I'm just being told that somebody else is joining the protest. We're now going live to a particularly evil lair.
Dr. Eggman: I'm joining Shadow in the protest because I want to be a playable character also. All the great heroes have villains in the games, Mario and Bowser, Link and Ganondorf, even Samus and Ridley. I want to give Sonic the Hedgehog a piece of my mind at the amusement of Smash Bros fans everywhere.
Reporter: Hang on, yet another is now part of the protest.
Amy Rose: That's right, I also need to be in Smash Bros, not because to stalk Sonic in a creepy romatic way, because I like to help him with smashing his opponents using my famous piko piko hammer. But if he doesn't agree to a date with me, I'll smash him.
Reporter: What the, even more?
Silver: Let us smash, or you will crash!
Sephiroth: Let us smash, or you will crash!
Zanza: Let us smash, or you will all crash!
Metal Sonic: Let us smash, or you will crash!
Scout (from TF2): Let us smash, or you will crash!
Tracer: Let us smash, or you will crash!
Deadpool: Let us smash, or you will crash!
Homer Simpson: Let us smash, or you will crash!
Gray Fox: Let us smash, or you will crash!
Shadow: Do you hear them all, Sakurai? These beloved game characters, as I, demand to be played in Smash Bros.
Protesters: Let us smash, or you will crash! Let us smash, or you will crash! Let us smash, or you will crash!
Let us smash, or you will crash!
[Masahiro exits Nintendo HQ.]
Masahiro: May I have your attention please?
[The protesters listen]
Masahiro: You all want to be part of Super Smash Bros?
Protesters: Yes!
Masahiro: Well how about this, I was thinking about making a movie based on the franchise. Are you going to take it or leave it?
The choice is yours.
[The protesters think about it]
[2 YEARS LATER]
[Video game characters attend the premiere of the Super Smash Bros movie.]
Shadow: Well, at least i'm seen fighting, but it could have been worse.
[THE END]
