It was night outside, rain was smashing against the window very quietly. Light was sitting on his chair, combing his hair.
"I just LOVE combing my hair" yelled Light at his lamp. "It is so satisfying!"
Ryuk broke through the window, but then quickly saw Light and froze in his toes. He turned around and fixed the window with his hands before Light noticed, but then he realized he was still outside the window.
He floated around to the door, but he thought it was too obvious, so he hovered in through the floor of carpets and yelled "Light, where are my apples i can't find them in the roof"
Light stared at Ryuk for a couple seconds. "Wait, what the hell! Why is there a shinigami in my room!"
Ryuk stared into Light's eyes and punched his fist into his eye socket and pulled out elmo. "Oh, thanks Ryuk." Light added.
Ryuk got bored of reading "How to Read for Dummies: Essay Edition", so he floated into the other room. Light paid him no mind dollars.
Just then, Light's phone rang. It was L.
"Hello?" Light answered.
"Is this the Kira residence?" the voice on the other line asked.
"L, this is Light, I'm not Kira."
"Curses, I thought you might fall for that one." L hung up.
Just as Light put his phone down, it started to ring again. "God dammit, L." However, it was Watari.
"Hello?` "Witam, jestes sprzedawca?" Watari whispered.
"Watari, what the hell?"
"Cie dotknac?" Watari screamed into the phone, and then passed out and somehow hung up.
Light was petrified at that last comment. He couldn't accept Watari's request, not with Misa around.
Light turned his head three inches AND THEN SUDDENLY MISA. Light facepalmed, and threw her out the window Ryuk repaired.
All of a sudden, Light heard yelling and shattering jars from the other room, and his desk started to rumble.
He could hear Ryuk yelling "HUUURUUUUGHUUUUUUUU!"
"Ryuk, what the hell are you doing back there?"
Light walked into the room and saw Ryuk sodomizing a giraffee.
"RYUK WHAT THE FUCK!"
"sorry" Ryuk said. He shuffled the giraffee off the cliff, and went to bed, as did Light.
- CHAPTER 1 END -