Me and deviantART's bierderlack have created this WoW/Naruto cross-over together.
Contains 2 OC's in Akatsuki
Disclaimer: Neither of us own Naruto or World of Warcraft, sadly
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"Hidan! Stop it! You said that you would lay here and watch this movie with me, so stop touching me and watch the movie!" Rena said, annoyed with Hidan's constant pestering.
"But it's so cute to see you all flustered and tense like this." Hidan complained, running his hand up and down the inside of her thigh.
The two of them were currently cuddled together on the sofa with a blanket wrapped around them, attempting to watch a movie together. But poor Hidan, he couldn't let the fact that his lover was relaxing in his lap, slip out of his mind. And as a result, he kept running his hand up and down her, loving how she got so bothered over not being able to concentrate on the movie.
"Also, touching you is my favorite hobby." He breathed into her ear.
"You're such a perv." She laughed, taking his hand in hers, restricting it from anymore unwanted wandering.
Eventually, Hidan stopped his pestering and settled down to watch the movie, allowing Rena to actually relax. She tilted her head back to rest it on Hidan's shoulder, giving a content sigh.
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Once the movie was over, Rena sighed as she stretched herself, waking Hidan up with her movement. He subconsciously tightened his grip around her waist, yawning.
"You slept through the entire thing, didn't you?" Rena asked, turning herself so she was facing him.
"Mmmnn...sorry.." Hidan mumbled out, just starting to really wake up.
She smiled, giving him a soft kiss before turning back around and relaxing into his chest again.
"That's okay, sleep sounds good to me." she said, closing her eyes.
"Mmmhhmmmnnn..." Hidan murmured, falling asleep again.
meanwhile...somewhere deep in the Scarlet Monastery Library...
"I don't think these monks should be able to roundhouse kick...does that bother anyone else?", murmured Peanutbutter as she was cleaning off the blood from her axes.
Goldfish nodded and he picked up some of the coins left in the monk's pocket. Opyp sighed. And Dango went to pick off shoes, staves, and wallets from all the dead bodies scattered around the library hallway. Everyone stuffed the loot in their bottomless bags, and Goldfish conjured them away.
"Everyone have mana?" Opyp said cocking their gun, while gazing into the entry way of the next room.
Goldfish, Dango, and Peanutbutter took a last swig of Moon Berry Juice and stood up, preparing for the next oncoming wave of cultist.
Blood spattered everywhere, as the pets ripped through the humans like paper. Arrows, bullets, and arcane magic filled the air. And again, a group of humans were on the ground dead.
Goldfish flexed his boney fingers and rubbed his molding face, "OK, that was fun, but my armor is bloody and i want to go to bed"
"We were almost done..." complained Opyp.
"And PB wanted that dress..." Dango smiled at Peanutbutter whom was petting her boar, Ngiri, and Dango's cat, BT.
"We are going home!?" PB's ears perked up at the sound of home, she loved Booty Bay...and the bars.
"Well hmpf, we can start again tomorrow...C'mon guys, if we hurry we can make the Zeppelin in a hour… I love the Zep's...so fun".
"'Cept for those times you fell off right?" motioned Goldy, laying dead like on the ground.
"HEY! I teleported to Frost Wolf cave just in time!" growled PB pulling out her Frost Wolf Charm.
"SHUT UP!" roared Opyp, stomping her hooves on the Monastery floor, "I got a letter from your trainer, Goldy, you should be able to teleport us again now that the suspension is up..".
PB giggled at the memory on why he wasn't allowed to teleport. Goldfish stuck his tongue out at her. "LET'S DO THIS!" he hollered.
Goldfish's hands became infused with arcane magic, it swirled around him, and he closed his eyes to imagine Booty Bay. His clothes fluttered as a portal like light appeared. PB's long braids rustled and Dango held onto his hat, Opyp sighed.
"Wee!" PB jumped into the glowing vortex with Ngiri in her arms and Dango followed after helping Humar and BT into the portal. Opyp stepped halfway in before turning around and breathing face in face to Goldfish and whispered, "No mistakes". Goldfish gulped and prayed and he was the last to jump in.
After jumping in, he bumped into PB whom was just standing there.
"Ugh, what's up-", as he looked over PB's shoulder.
"We aren't in Azeroth anymore..." PB mouthed staring at a strange kitchen.
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Rena shifted in her spot, as the need for the bathroom eventually roused her from her sleep. She groaned, pulling the covers aside and standing up.
"..what?" Hidan murmured, still half asleep.
"Ssshh..nothing, I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." she said, pulling the blanket back over Hidan. He sighed, leaning his head back on the arm of the couch, closing his eyes again. Rena smiled, walking around the couch and passing the kitchen on her way to the bathroom. She noticed someone was in the kitchen, and glanced in as she passed. She saw a person with blue skin, assumed it was Kisame, and continued on her way.
But wait...since when did Kisame have long braided hair? She stopped mid-step and turned around, heading back to the kitchen.
She peeked through the doorway to see who the strange person was that had intruded. She stared, confused at the sight. What the hell were those things? There were four people in there, not just one. And they were definitely not normal. First of all, one of them she was sure was a cow. They had hooves and horns and everything. Another one of the strangers looked like they were dead. With bones exposed and flesh peeling off. And the last two...things... had blue skin and huge tusks.
She was horrified. What the hell were these things doing in the Akatsuki base!? She moved away from the door, slowly turning around and walking back to the couch to where Hidan was sleeping. She kneeled down, shaking him awake.
"Hidan" she whispered, "Hidan...Hidan wake up. There is something important I need to tell you. Get the hell up you bastard."
He groaned sitting up as he rubbed his eyes. "What"
"Hidan..." she began calmly.
"Yes.." he replied, giving her a confused look.
She grabbed a hold of his shoulders, shaking him violently. "THERE ARE FOUR FREAKY THINGS IN THE KITCHEN!! GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!! THEY'RE CREEPING ME OUT!!"
Hidan gave her another confused look. Four freaky things? What the hell? He stood, walking to the kitchen as Rena clinged to his arm, trailing behind him. He peeked through the doorway, his eyes widening as he saw what Rena had been talking about.
Rena tugged on his arm, "See! What are they!?"
He looked at Rena and shrugged his shoulders. He honestly had no idea. But he was definitely going to find out.
He pried Rena's fingers off his arm, giving her a reassuring look before walking into the kitchen, leaning against the door frame.
"Who the hell are you?" he asked, receiving confused looks from the strangers.
He raised an eyebrow as they mumbled something to each other in a foreign language, shrugging their shoulders and glancing towards him.
"I said, who are you? Why the hell are you here?" he asked again, only receiving a head tilt and a couple angry looks.
What? Did they not speak english? Well...it wouldn't surprise him. They didn't exactly look human.
"GolddddFISSSHHHHH!!", Opyp yelled as they glared angerly at Goldy, whom was still in shock.
"They..don't look like cultist?", questionably asked PB as she tilted her head, "Maybe they aren't like the allience..WE SHOULD 'EXPLORE' THEM!!"
"Stay away from them, you carebear, they are still human" commanded Opyp.
The short woman to a step forward to PB, and the silver haired man pulled her back jerkingly. He said something to her that was not comprehensible to their native tongue.
"Oh my god, oh mou'sha, they are hostile", complained Dango who was cowering behind everyone.
"Dango, shhh. Opyp..let's try to explain our situation to them, maybe they won't attack?" PB said, suddenly appearing behind Opyp.
"Ugh..fine..you talk" Opyp growled.
"WOO! ok, ok, ok, ok, ok! Um...Heelllloooo...weee arreeee frrooomm tthhee FUTURE!" shrieked PB.
"Ha...ha.." Opyp said sarcastically, "Now, be serious, your the only one that is good with languages...sorta".
"Ok...um..ok..uh..Hel-lo, we-e are fr-om Durotar, ca-an, yo-u hel-p us?" smiled PB taking a step toward the strange tiny people whom were the size of Goldy, who was roughly about 2 feet shorter then the rest of the group.
The silver haired tiny human, jerked the woman back again, and on instinct Goldfish jumped in front of PB and the tiny man. He 'defensively' cut the tiny man's arm off. But, to his surprise, it only brought a smile to the silver man's face.
Goldfish frowned, "what the...he..likes it?", he was puzzled.
Just then, the silver haired man cut Goldy's head off as Goldy turn to Dango, Opyp, and PB. His head rolled to the silver haired man's feet, and then the head spoke.
"YOUR NOT THE ONLY IMMORTAL!!" he screamed.
"You idiots...quit wasting my time. GOLDFISH! Put your head back on!" Opyp roared. PB went to pick up his head, spit on his neck and screwed him back on to his body.
The tiny woman shoved the silvered man saying something that came out like, "Nuff Oud Regan augen dana". PB nodded...she had no idea what they had said..
"Quit, stop it, Goldfish, use the stupid Translator Activator Ray v1.4 already..." Opyp sighed and put her hand on her head, "Why did we just waste all that time?"
"Um, because...this episode wouldn't have lasted as long...and we needed a filler" shrugged PB whom was holding the woman off the ground for no reason...
"ACTIVATE!!", a purple lightning bolt shot off Goldfish's satellite helmet, that he just magically put on while nobody was paying attention to him. The lightning hit the four with shockly painfulness.
"Ow, that really hurt...but it tasted like GRAPE SHOCKTARTS!" smiled PB as she talked to the woman she was still holding.
"NOW THEY FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH!", growled the silver man. He turned to the woman, "I think the cow is the leader..."
Opyp turned around and glared at the silvered man with weapons out and ready to kill, "I'M NOT A COW!!"
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Rena came around the corner to stand with Hidan, lightly clinging to his arm again. She tightened her grip when the things started speaking again, and scooted a little closer to Hidan's side. Although, the woman, she assumed it was a woman, looked almost friendly. She let go of Hidan's arm, slowly taking a step towards the creatures to try and make peace. But, Hidan roughly jerked her back.
"Rena, don't. We don't know if these things are friendly or what. I don't want you getting hurt."
She nodded, stepping back to his side. But, when one of the creatures screamed, both she and Hidan looked in shock. It...was hiding? Behind the others? Were they really that scary? She looked at herself, then at Hidan. They weren't doing anything unordinary..
Wait...what was the female one doing? She flinched when it started yelling strange things at her and Hidan.
"W-what the hell?!" she whispered to Hidan.
"I have no idea...I hope they don't have rabies or something" he replied, giving the creatures a look of disgust.
They watched as the cow started...mooing? Oh, no, it seemed to be almost..laughing? Rena tilted her head. She was very confused. What were they saying? She'd never heard a language like it before.
Rena tightly gripped Hidan's arm as the woman took a step closer. Was it trying to speak english? She looked at Hidan. Durotar? She'd never heard of it before... Then Hidan pulled her back again, away from the creature. Hn..she kind of liked him in defensive mode..
Then suddenly, the dead creature jumped out from behind the others, cutting off Hidan's arm in what seemed to be a defense. She gasped as she watched Hidan's arm fall to the floor. At first, Hidan's face had a look of pain, but that look quickly changed to a look of pleasure as he picked his arm up from the floor. He quickly pulled out a kunai and threw it at the creature, decapitating it.
Rena's eyes widened as the head screamed something to its friends. The blue skinned woman came over, picked up its friend's head, and reattached it to its body. Rena smiled slightly, remembering all the times she had to do that for Hidan. Hidan put his arm around Rena's waist, pulling her back a little. She gently pushed him away, shaking her head as she walked forward to speak to the woman.
"Where is Durotar? How can we help you?"
Rena gave her a confused look as the blue skinned woman nodded. Did she not understand? She was about to say something else, but got interrupted as the cow said something to the dead thing.
"Ahh!!" she gasped, feeling herself being lifted from the ground. What was going on? Why was it lifting her up? Was it going to eat her? Rena gave her a horrified look slightly putting her arms up in a defense.
Then, all of a sudden, there was a bright purple light and a buzzing sound. She closed her eyes, waiting for it to pass. She opened her eyes, shocked when she heard the woman speak english. Wait...shocktarts? What? She turned her head as she heard Hidan curse, coming up to her and pulling her from the creature's grasp. She suddenly heard the cow angrily yell 'I am not a cow' and looked in Hidan's direction.
"What? Did you say something to it?" she asked, giving Hidan a suspicious look.
"All I said was that I thought it was the leader" he replied innocently.
"Who? The cow?"
"I AM NOT A COW!" she heard the cow yell angrily to her. She quickly decided not to call it a cow anymore, and waved her arms at the strangers.
"I'm sorry! I didn't know!" she said, trying to calm the creature down. She let out a sigh of relief when it lowered it's weapons. Rena walked back to Hidan, placing her hand on his arm and looked at the creatures for a few minutes, trying to decide what to do.
First, she decided, was sewing Hidan's arm back on. She looked at the others in the room, telling them to wait while she got the things needed.
"GROUP HUDDLE!" Opyp called out once Rena had left, pushing away the silvered haired man.
They all got in a huddle, and the silvered man left to follow the tiny woman.
"Roll-call?" smirked PB.
"I know we are all here" PB frowned, meeting Opyp's gaze, "Anyways, we have a situation...I think the tiny woman and tiny man went to go get reinforcements"
"But, but, but...she said wait...you don't think… they will kill us?" stuttered Dango with a worried look.
"Do not fear, when I rolled to them, i magically stuck my ear on the man's leg" grinned Goldfish proudly, "Now we can hear what they say"
"You… stuck your ear on his leg?" said PB with a expression of disgust and confusion. Goldfish nodded and hugged her waist.
Opyp punched goldfish's head off and held it to their ear, "Now i can listen, monitoring unlike you were.."
"I would like you to know, I don't appreciate you removing my head" angryly yelled Goldfish's head.
"And I don't appreciate you… PUTTING US INTO THIS MESS!!" roared Opyp in Goldfish's only ear.
He made a angry look at his body "DO SOMETHING!" His body stood there holding on to PB, shaking his finger no, (I guess the body still had feelings) PB frown at his face.
All of a sudden in the middle of the bickering group, a scream of terror roared throughout the house and into the kitchen.
"They found it..." sighed Dango.
Everyone quickly huddled closer to Goldfish's head, and from his skull they could hear, "OMG!! IS THAT A EAR!? WHO'S EAR IS THAT!? GET IT!! GET IT!! AHHH IT'S RUNNING AWAY!! STEP ON IT!!crrrkkk crrkkk disconnected
"OW MY EAR!" shrieked Goldfish.
"Well, that was weird" smiled PB, "I wonder what happened?" she said, tilting her head.
Opyp placed Goldy's head back, just in time for the tiny man and woman to appear with angry/shocked faces.
"Oh snap" smirked Goldy hiding his nonear. PB looked around and tried to find something to say...
"You have a lovely home...WHAT"S YOUR NAME!?" she said, jumping in excitment as she rushed to pick up the tiny woman again. She found this amusing some how. She patted the tiny woman's head, like a pet.
"Put the human down..." Opyp held her temples trying to stay calm.
The tiny woman just sat there with a 'I HATE YOU ALL, PUT ME DOWN' expression.
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Rena rummaged through her top drawer, looking for the supplies needed to sew Hidan's arm back on. She could have sworn she put them in this drawer... She heard someone enter the room and turned her head, seeing Hidan walk through the bedroom door.
"What are you doing in here? You were supposed to stay in the kitchen with those...things!" she asked angrily, standing up and walking towards Hidan.
"Well, I was, but they pushed me away and started whispering to eachother" he apologized, "Now, can you please sew my arm back on?"
She sighed, turning back to the drawers, looking again for the thread.
"A-Ha!" she cheered, pulling the thread from the drawer and motioning for Hidan to sit on the bed.
He did as he was told, sitting on the edge of the bed and waited for Rena to start on his arm. He winced slightly as she threaded the needle through his flesh, sewing together the two halves. Once she was finished, he flexed his arm slightly, moving his fingers to make sure everything worked ok.
"Thanks"
Rena smiled, looking to the floor. Her smiled faded quickly though, and turned into a look of horror and disgust as she saw an ear attached to Hidan's leg.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT! IS IT AN EAR!?" she screeched, jumping up from the bed and pointing to Hidan's leg. He looked down and made a yelping noise as he violently shook his leg, trying to fling the thing off of him.
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET AN EAR ON YOUR LEG!? WHO'S IS IT!?" she screamed as Hidan tried to shake it off.
The ear flew off his leg, langing on the floor a few feet away from them. They looked at it in disgust as it slowly started moving towards the door.
"HOLY HELL!! HIDAN!! IT'S RUNNING AWAY!! KILL IT!! KILL IT!!" she screamed frantically, pointing to the moving ear.
Hidan moved forward, stepping on the ear multiple times until it stopped moving. He then ran to the bathroom and came back with a wad of toilet paper. He picked up the ear, quickly ran back to the bathroom, and flushed it down the tiolet. He came back to the bedroom, and looked at Rena.
"That was NOT normal" he panted, grabbing Rena around the waist and pulling her downstairs with him.
They arrived in the kitchen, looking at the four weirdo's with shocked faces. Rena assumed that the living ear belonged to the dead guy, who was holding the side of his head were an ear would normally be.
They all just stood there in an awkward silence, staring at eachother, until the blue skinned woman spoke, picking Rena up again.
What was her name?
"My name is Rena...and this is my boyfriend, Hidan. She said, pointing to Hidan who was standing at the edge of the kitchen, giving the blue skinned woman an angry look.
"What is your name?" Rena asked, wiggling herself free from the creature's grasp and walking back over to stand by Hidan, holding on to his arm again. She did NOT like being picked up. Well...not from strange creatures at least.
PB walked back with her group after the tiny woman, whos name was Rena, wiggled free. She shock a frown at the tiny woman, But then perked up again after being asked her name.
"Well, my name is Peanutbutter from the tribe Darkspear of Echo Isles" she announced, proudly patting her chest as if royalty. She looked to Opyp, 'nudging' her with her eyes.
"Hn, my name is Opyp, kin of Chief BlackHide of Mulgore"
They pushed Goldy forward, it was his time to speak. Goldfish shot a angry glare. Opyp turned around to inspect the kitchen.
"I, am Goldfish, from the city of Lor-lor-...I forgot...UNDERCITY!" Goldy said, slamming his head on the counter" freaking decaying brain!"
"Uh, um, ha...uh..I'm Dango..of darkspear also..I...like cats..." Dango mumbled as he played nervously with his hat. PB went to comfort him. He smiled, but moved downt to play with his green braid.
"Sooooo...what the hell are you?" Hidan rudly spat out.
"We are trolls!" PB said, grabbing Dango into a hug.
Opyp turned around, not really showing any emotion except for the glare they shared with Hidan. "I'm a Tauren..NOT A COW!" They glared at Hidan, stomping their hooves.
In his scariest voice attempt, "And...I..am...a...-"
"Zombie?" Rena interrupted.
"NO NO NO!! I'm a forsaken...god!" Goldy screamed in a whiney voice. PB went to comfort Goldfish as well, now having both boys in her arms.
"Hehe...um OK! Well that was fun. Say...you guys got something to drink around here? Something on the rocks hopefully!" PB blurted out as her ears perked up, "I almost forgot why we left Scarlet Monstary in the first place!" she smiled.
"You drink?" Rena's face smoothed into a grin. PB nodded with excitement.