Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
The Volturi
Aro
Employer seeks employee
Growing Italy company seeks new blood . . . so to speak. Must be loyal and can keep to strict secrecy rules. Ideal candidate should have something unique and special about them. Am particularly interested in someone who works well with others, yet have a certain air of being the "loner" type.
The lucky candidate(s) will have health insurance cover, for both them and their families. A generous wage – well above minimum wage. And dental.
All that's asked in return is unrelenting loyalty.
Send CV, and past references, to avolturi[at]gmail[dot]com
(a picture would also be nice.)
Marcus
Lost
A reason to exist. If found please return to mrlonely[at]yahoo[dot]com
Reward will be generous.
Caius
Found
A ginger cat, goes by the name of Mitsy. Found in a back alley on the streets of Volterra. If it's yours, or if you just want to give it a nice home, contact luringyoutoyourdeath[at]gmail[dot]com
NO TIME WASTERS. They make me angry.
Alec
Selling - Harry Potter merchandise.
Wide range of The Boy Who Lived memorabilia: character wands, Marauders map, model of Hogwarts castle and surrounding Hogsmeade made out of clay, action figures from all seven years etc In good condition aside from one or two items being smashed to pieces.
Reason for selling – vengeful sister. Would like to see them go to a good home. And believe me – I'll know if they are being mistreated!
Jane
Wanted
Hard back, first editions of The Hunger Games Trilogy by Suzanne Collins. Signed by author.
Katniss is so kick ass, I MUST have these. Name your price.
mysmileisarifle[at]teamvolturi[dot]com