A/N: Bold=Ruby, Regular=Yang, UnderlineTaiyang (their dad)
"Come on, Ruby, smile!"
"I don't wanna, Yangie..."
"Why not?"
"I want cookies..."
"Dad just made chocolate chip cookies yesterday, and you ate almost all of them!"
"They were good..."
"But...?"
" *Sigh* I miss Mom's cookies... she made the best ones..."
"Oh... Hey, I can make you cookies! Better ones!"
"You can make cookies?!"
"Sure, why not. I helped Mom make them all the time. How hard can it be?"
" *Gasp * Thank you thank you thank you Yangie! I'll help too!"
"*Opens door* *sniffs air* YANG XIAO LONG WHY IN THE WORLD IS THE HOUSE FULL OF SMOKE?!"
"RUBY, GET ME SOME WATER!"
"I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE EASY, YANG!"
"I WAS WRONG! SO TERRIBLY WRONG!"
"YANG YANG YANG THE COOKIES ARE ALL BLACK!"
"I KNOW, RUBY!"
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"GIRLS WHY IS THE FIRE ALARM GOING OFF?!"
"*In a not-so-quiet-whisper* Yang! Dad's home! What do we do?"
"*In the same voice* Just do what I do! *Louder* NOTHING'S WRONG!"
"GIRLS!"
"RUBY GET A TOWEL!"
"OKAY!"
"NOO DON'T HIT IT WITH THE TOWEL!"
"AHHH YANG IT'S ON FIRE!"
"I CAN SEETHAT RUBES! PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN!"
"YANG, YOU SHOUDLN'T HAVE TRIED TO MAKE COOKIES!"
"I KNOW THAT NOW! HERE, POUR THIS ON THE FIRE!"
"AHHH IT MADE IT WORSE!"
"BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA!"
"OH MY OUM GIRLS! WHY IS THE HOUSE ON FIRE?!"
"IT WAS YANG!"
"NO IT WASN'T!"
"DID YOU TWO TOUCH THE STOVE?!"
"NO!"
"THE OVEN?!"
"..."
"...maybe..."
"RUBY WANTED COOKIES!"
"YANG CAN'T COOK!"