A.n.-
Hey guys, it's Hanna again :3
So I've been watching The Office a lot lately. Yep, hehe, and so I decided I would write some content, since it's my newest binge.
so yup. Basiclly there will be 7 chapters, taking place on one day of the week.
YAY enjoy.
Ps I'm only in season 4 so this fic won't have any spoilers later than that, okay anyway here we go ehehe
SUNDAY- DAY 1
9:14 AM-
"STOP IT DWIGHT" Toby gasped between his tears. "You always bully me. You have no respect for me whatsoever." He was done with all this abuse.
Done,
DoNe.
DONE.
"Please Dwight, stop mocking my tie"
"But you tied it wrong, Toby"
"Shut up, you don't know that."
"Yes Toby, I do know that, it's literally facing backwards."
"Maybe it's a new fashion trend."
"Negative. If it was, I would know."
"No Dwiht you wouldn't, you're Waaaaay behind on fashion."
"Wow Toby you are so rude I hate you so much"
"Ok"
"I'll prove to you that I am a fashion expert"
"ok"
9:17 AM-
"Kelly why is your hair blonde?"
"I wanted to die it blond"
"Oh okay cool"
9:25 AM-
"Psst Stanley, will you do me a favor"
"No Michael"
"Fine ill make Dwight do it."
9:27 AM-
" HEY DWIGTH"
"Yes Michael"
"I need relationship advice, come hither to my office."
"Yes milord, I am here."
"Do you think Jan would like it if I gave her flowers that are already almost dead? I bought them yesterday and left them under my jacket in my car."
"No. Some demented people send dead flowers to celebrities as signs of a death threat. She might think you sre threatening her."
"Oh dang. do you have a girlfrend Dwight?"
"Yes I do."
"Where is she?"
"She's at church."
"Oh. So is Angela. what a coincidence… WAIT DWIGHT, ARE YOU DATING ANGELA?!"
"Uhh… no... that;s just... a coincidence. there are a lot of religious woman out there"
"Oh I see. No offense but I don't compeltely trust your gudiance Dwight, I'm gonna seek counsel from the other employees"
"Sigh ok Michael but I thought I was your right hand man."
"Ummm noep. You're not, No one is. And out of ALL the office people, I trust you least. Except Toby, I haate Tob"
"Who doesn't. But do you at least trust my fashioon tastes?"
"Um heck no Dwisght, you got that suit from like wal-Mart."
"No, this is from Man's Wearhouse"
"How do I know you're not lying."
"I'm not."
"But how do I know that?"
"I have the receipt in my pocket. See?"
"That- ...no. That is forged."
"It's not."
"Oh yeah? Why should I believe you? Have you ever done anything to prove yourself trustworthy?"
"Yes. I do your laundry, I-"
"-No dwight, the answer is no. you havent' done anything. Now go. Leave me."
"What a tragic moment, it appears my hero has rejected me," remorsed Dwight with a dejeceted sigh as he walked woefully from his boss's office.
9:53 AM-
"Jim."
"Pam"
10:12 AM-
"Aw Stanley that so cute, what is it?" Merediht asked
"itsmy Turtle. Have you seriously never seen a turtle before"
"Oh whats his name"
"its'..."
"wait Stanley I thought Michael said we couldn't bring pets to work"said /kvein
"michela should be fired, who cares what he sayes" defensed Stanly, "beside, this turtle is my only friend."
"Ok:"
10:26 AM-
"Oscar can I get your advice"
"What kind of advice do you want Dwight?"
"Fashion advice"
"oh no here we go"
"I'm up to date with fashion right?"
"I don't know Dwight, probably not."
"Do my glasses complement my numchuckks?
"No. Id lose the glasses"
"But I NEED them"
"Wear contacts"
"They irritate my eyes"
"You irritate me"
"Oh ..I see. Do you at least think I give good guidance?"
"No Dwight. You told me I would find aliens at my trip to New Mexico and I looked all night and I DIDN'T. You lied to me."
"So… Toby and Michael were right? I'm not fashonable OR Trustworthy?"
"I guess not"
Dwight ran off and began to cry. He wanted to be fashionable, but even in his attemps he failed and everyone just judged him. How could he ever become an icon when there was SO MUCH PRESSURE, and sooo many people betting against him, how could he even start?!
He cried for twenty minutes.
Then he remembered that the first step in acieving a goal is to admit your flaws and mistaeks. It would be humbling, but it would make him the best and biggest person in the whole dang office, and that was a sacrificie he was willing to make.
"I wanna be the very best," Dwight vowed, wiping away his tears and heading back into the office building with a powerful determination. "Like no one ever was."
10:47 AM-
"oh hey Dwight, what do you want?"
"I want to say something, Toby"
"oook"
"What I want to say is… I guess you were ight Toby. I am behind on fashion"
"Ok"
"But you've helped me realize my goal to become up to date."
"Ok..."
"It is now my dream to become a model, set trends, and be seen as a fashion ICON!"
"...ok"
"you still need to learn how to tie a tie properly though"
"You're not my mom"
"You're correct, I'm not. I'm better than your mom"
"Go away Dwight"
11:11 AM-
"hey guys emergency meting get to the confere ce room NOw." michael .
"uh oh"
11:14 AM-
"Mchael why did you call us here?"
"I have an imorptant question"
"Ok what is it"
"it's Janjary"
"Yes."
"And you know why January is important?"
"Bbecause it's the first month? It's a good time for reformattion and setting goals?"
"No you hippie idiots, it's because the first three letters are J-A-N. I love January because I love Jan"
"Ok"
"Anyway what should I give Jan for our 4 and a half week anniversary? I want you all to be 100% honest, I can take it. What are your thoughts on dead flowers"
"Love them" said Kevin.
'You are a creep michale you cannot give a lady dead flower" said Ryn
"Ryan you don't know anything you are just a silly ol' temp who hasn't even made any sales . You almost set the building on fire with your pita for gosh darn sake. Your like 12 ryan take a hike."
11:21 AM-
"Whoops theyare holding a meeting in there, maybe I should join them… hmmm….
Nah." Creed shrugged, continuing his game of Candy Crush.
12:19 PM-
"Whoop it appears to be time for my lunch break" pam.
"would you like to eat lunch with me Pam"
"No jim I am eating with Roy"
"Oh."
12:20-
"I'll eat with you jim"
"No thanks Phyills I just really wanted to eat with my crush"
"oh"
12:24-
"Man I really wish Pam would love me" Jim sighed ot himself. He sat there all alone with his sandwich.
12:25-
"Man I really wish Jim would love me" Pam sighed to herself but Roy overheard.
"WHAT omg Pam we are through," Roy sobbed.
"Yis" Pam cheered internally, "now Roy is no longer in my way, mayeb Jim will notice me."
1:22 PM-
"Hey Michael my desk chair is missing" Meredith scratched her head.
"Oh how did that happen?"
"I don't know, I went for my lunch break and when I got back it wasn't here!"
"I'm sorry to hear that, Meredith. I'll look into it. But for now, you can take Toby's chair"
Michael pulled Toby's desk chair out from under him and toby fell to the ground.
"Hey." toby said.
"We need your chair, Meredith lost hers."
"But-"
"Shut up Toby you'll be fine standing, you never do any important work here anyways."
":(''
2:17 PM-
"Kelly your blonde hair is starting to bother me"
"Yeah Kelly it sooo doesn't suit you"
"Agreed" the entire office agreed.
"Who cares, you jerks? I can be blond if I wanna. I won't give in to pear pressure" Kelly bursted confidently.
"Darn"
3:13 PM-
"Hey Jan I wanted to call you about something"
"Micahel this better be important, I am in an meeting."
"Of course it's important. I needed to ask: what are your thoughts on dead-ish flowerS?"
"..."
"Jan? Are you still there?"
"Michael I don't have time for this right now."
"But Jan I miss you"
"Michael I'm in a MEETING."
The click of the receiver was heard as Jan hung up on Michael.
"Ok... bye I guess, Jan."
4:00 PM-
"Ohohoho ye my shift ended! Time to get some alchohlol!" Creed heel clicked.
4:28 PM-
"Hey Pam before you leave, will you-"
"No Michal"
"OK."
5:00 PM-
"creed why did you leave early" Pam called him on the telly
"i didn't"
"ye you did, your shift was supposed to end at five. that's now."
"oh. stupid dayluight savings"
6:29 PM-
Dear diary,
nobody liked my hair.
Stupid people
Sincerely,
Kelly
7:48 PM-
"ooh yummy alchol" creed indulged at the bar.
8:02 PM-
"Ugh Scranton traffic is the WORSt I've been stuck in it for HOURS." complained Kevin
9:43 PM-
creed took another swig of the alchlololic bevergae
"Delicioso" said he.
To be continued.