I'm literally being forced to write this by my girlfriend. So one day we were having a video call while she was taking care of her newborn nephew (keep in mind her sister is not that much other than us I'm 22 my girlfriend is 24 and her sister is 26) While she's doing that we start talking babies and she tells me i need to write a chapter about a baby. And I'm just like where did that come from? But seriously i get it i have baby cousins myself that i sometimes take care of. And so here we are but i do have one thing to say.

Babies are fucking awesome.

Years ago ,after the birth of their eldest daughter, Peter Parker had built a device that essentially created silence. By that I mean he created a device that was an ear muff at a distance. It would create an area that would allow nothing except extremely loud sounds to penetrate. The result was a peaceful night sleep for MJ every night for years. MJ despite her common sense never suspected a thing.

At night whenever a baby would cry Peter would hear the baby monitor and he would get up and tend to the babies. Tonight however was different.

You see Susan Storm had discovered what Peter had been going and so MJ, Sue, Diana, and Grail had changed the device so it was now focused on Peter instead. So tonight ,when the baby monitor went off it was Peter who slept through the crying and the ladies who woke up. But seeing as it was MJ's child crying MJ was the one of the several ladies present to get out of bed to tend to the baby.

(In Benjamin Parker's room)

If you could see into the dark room you would see a baby standing up in his crib looking around while holding onto the rails.

The room was pitch black without a night light. Why? Because Benjy could see in the dark just fine. I mean just look at who his Dad was. Additionally ,unlike a normal baby that woke up in the middle of the night in total darkness, Benjy didn't cry. He just looked around.

The reason he started crying was because his teddy bear was gone and the baby couldn't find it. So he started crying. Benjy knew his dad could hear him. Whenever he cried at night his dad always came and eventually would figure out why he was crying. Usually it was because he had misplaced his teddy bear.

Well it wasn't really a teddy bear exactly. It was a stuffed plushie of his dad in his Spidey suit. It took Benjy a little while to realize that Spider-Man was also his dad. Everyone said he was a really smart baby something that made him happy. He could already crawl and talk a little and he wasn't even a year old!

When he realized who his dad was Benjy started wanting to see the news on TV cause he knew his dad would be on it. He just liked seeing his dad swinging on the white stuff. Or climbing on walls. Benjy tried once but he couldn't do it. Then one day one of his Mommies ,Mattie to be exact, brought him and his brothers and sisters a bunch of these plushies. Benjy loved his so much because it always made him feel safe. Plus it was like having daddy with him. And his dad was always silly.

Eventually his cries were answered as MJ came into the room. She was a little surprised to see Benjy standing up perfectly and that he didn't have any tears. MJ scooped up her baby and started cooing at him and asking him what was wrong.

When Benjy saw MJ he frowned.

'Daddy always comes to get me.' He wondered. 'What's milk Mommy doing here?'

He referred to MJ ,his birth mother, as milk Mommy because she was the one he got all his food from. They had tried to give him powdered milk but that didn't really work out all the well.

"Hey my handsome baby boy why were you crying do you need to get changed or are you hungry." MJ asked as she made silly faces at her son.

At the mention of food Benjy frowned again. He didn't feel hungry. He looked down to see what his tummy would say and it didn't say it was hungry but it didn't say it could go without more food either. So the baby reached for MJ letting her know his decision.

(I mean breast feeding I'm not about to go over that.)

(Time skip)

After he finished his late night snack he motioned to the plushie of his dad. Benjy didn't understand how it got way over there on a nearby dresser. Last he remembered he had it in his hands when he went to sleep. And he could always sense if it wasn't in his arms before long.

When MJ noticed what Benjy was reaching for she saw the plushie of her husband. She chuckled as she realized that not having the toy was probably what woke her son up. Looking at the doll MJ couldn't help but smile and laugh. After all she has a plushie just like this one. She also had another plushie ,though it was a lot bigger and warmer. She realized she wanted to get back to her big plushie real soon for some cuddle time.

When she finally handed the doll to Benjy before setting him down, she laughed at the elated smile the baby had from having the toy. He was smiling so brightly it literally made MJ's day. She turned to leave and when she turned back around to turn off the lights Benjy was already asleep clutching his teddy bear tightly.

(Later that day)

At the moment Benjamin Parker was sitting in front of the TV watching School House Rock. He didn't really understand what was going on but he was hoping the little bill got what he was praying for. Becoming a law or whatever, Benjy didn't really care he just hoped he got it cause he liked the singing the little bill was doing.

Benjy was being watched by his father today who was on the phone.

(In the following the pauses are the responses from the other end of the line use your imagination for that.)

"Listen Luke I don't know when you hit it but whatever you're doing you ain't hitting it right cause she acts like she needs dick in her life."

After hearing what was said on the other line Peter continued.

"Dude I saw her yesterday licking the wrapper. (pause) It was a Spider-Man lollipop. (pause) The adult store kind!"

"Luke search your feelings you know it to be true. (pause) No that wasn't a joke. (pause) All I know is that I got a vision of the future and by the end of the week she's sleeping in one of my spare bedrooms."

At this point there was a knock at the front door.

"K Luke someone's just come knocking but you need to handle your wife before I have Jessica over here."

After hearing what Luke had to say Peter hung up and answered his door. He opened it to see Miles waiting out of superhero uniform.

"Sup Miles come on in." Peter greeted before leading his former protege into his living room. The sight that greeted Miles was that of his god son clapping his hands when the little bill finally became a law.

Looking at Peter Miles raised his eyebrow. "Schoolhouse Rock really?"

"What? He likes it plus I can keep him occupied for hours on the show. He likes conjunction junction a lot just like his old man."

"Oh wow me too it's my favorite."

"Huh small world."

When Benjy saw Dad number two he got extra happy smiled. He liked Miles a lot and everyone called him his god father. Benjy just recognized the father part so Miles was Dad number two. He also knew that Miles was the other Spider-Man. He kept telling people he wanted a Miles plushie to go with the one he had of his dad but nobody seemed to listen to him.

He wished Uncle Thor or big sis Sasha was here. They could speak baby. (What? I dare you to say Thor can't) If they were here he could just tell them what he wanted.

"Peter who was that at the door oh Miles how are you doing today?" Felicia asked as she came in their living room wearing ear phones and a skin tight black dress that was literally daring Peter not to rip it off.

"What are you listening to?" Peter asked her when he saw the earphones.

When she pulled out her ear phones he could hear the song Dr. Feel Good by Rania. When that registered he gave her a look.

"What? It's your fault for watching anime."

"I watch Dragon Ball with the kids it's not a gateway to K-pop. If anything it'd be a gateway to J-pop." Peter couldn't believe she'd use such a lame excuse to explain why she was into K-pop all of a sudden. While Peter, Miles, and Felicia started taking about Korean music someone else came in behind Felicia.

Right behind her floating in came Sasha Danvers. The little girl immediately went to play with Benjy.

He clapped his hands excitedly when he saw her and smiled brightly.

"Finally someone who can understand me." Benjy said as the older girl hugged him. "Can you tell them I want a Miles knight too? Just like daddies!"

"Sure thing Benjy." Sasha replied.

"Hi Mr. Dad." Sasha said while floating in the air a little and sitting Benjy in her lap to watch his show a little better.

"I thought I told you not to call me that?"

"Benjy has indicated that he wants a Miles knight to go with his knight of you."

After hearing her everyone just looked at her in confusion.

Looking back at the baby she asked him what he meant. Upon hearing his answer Sasha relayed his message.

"He says it's just like the soft thing he holds every night when he goes to sleep. He says it protects him just like his dad."

"You talking about his plushie? He does love that thing." Felicia spoke up first. However with her hands she was doing certain things in ways the younger ones present couldn't see. But Peter could feel it.

"Hey Miles thanks again for babysitting Benjy today. The house is pretty empty today and Diana and MJ are on the campaign trail today."

"Still can't believe those two are running together for the presidency." Felicia remarked thoughtfully.

"They're going to win." Peter stated matter of factly.

"You've looked into the web haven't you?"

"Fine don't tell me just come into my room I have something for your mouth to do." Felicia said as she started to guide Peter out of the room.

"Yeah Miles you good to babysit from wait what time is it?" Peter asked all of a sudden.

Pulling out his phone Miles checked and replied. "It is currently 9 a.m. sharp."

"Okay me and Felicia will be busy till about 5."

"That's fine wait." Miles said as he narrowed his eyes. "P.m right?"

"A.m." Felicia answered.

"Dude! I have a date with Kamala at 7 p.m." Miles said incredulous that they'd even be going at it that long.

"Fine p.m. Have fun with your god son slash little brother." Felicia said as she practically dragged Peter out of the room.

(Insert Felicia Hardy's theme song.)(By the way the song is get mine get yours by Christina Aguilara)

"You two do know I'll still be able to hear you guys in there right? Superhearing and all that." Miles said as he watched the man he called boss get dragged out of the room.

When he got no response he hurriedly scooped up Benjy saying. "Why don't we go get you that toy now. And then hang out with our Mom Benjamin." Miles said as he rushed Sasha out of the house before he heard what he knew they were planning to do. (Their mom is Rio fyi)

(Days later)

Benjy wasn't crying. He was in a strangers arms but he didn't cry but he was about to.

You see after a certain war Peter made the entire world forget he was Spider-Man ,excepting the relevant people, for the umpteenth time. So when Mac Gargan ,the scorpion, kidnapped Peter and his youngest son you can imagine what trouble he got himself.

The only reason Peter hadn't killed him yet was because Benjy was in his arms and he didn't want to risk danger to the baby. Plus he had seen how this moment played out and it led to him getting laid again.

But when Gargan ,who was trying to lure out Spider-Man, put Benjy in harms way Benjy started crying. Not because of the clown holding him. No it was because a painful buzz started to pound in his head as the baby could tell his father was mad. In less than the blink of an eye Benjy was safe.

When the baby began crying several Kryptonians could hear it. They could even tell who it was. So all of them dropped what they were doing and flew in uniform straight to the sound. Kal El from the watchtower itself. He also made it there shortly after Karen Zor El had liberated the baby from Gargan. Seeing the baby safe botg Peter and a still flying Superman punched Gargan , simultaneously, so hard his jaw cracked and was easily dislocated. But both men had wanted to give their punches their all instead of holding back like they did.

After that a boom tube opened up as the rest of the Justice League came walking through the portal. At the head Diana who upon being informed of the situation got angry.

This was made obvious as lightning began to crackle in the sky as well as begin coursing through her body. Finally her hair changed color to blue completing her change.

"You mean this piece of shit tried to hurt my baby?" Diana said before she simply punched the formerly unconscious and formerly man in his testicles. After that day Mac Gargan could never walk again. Or be considered a man.

With her work done a blue haired Diana scooped up her baby from Karen and went flying into the air now smiling at the boy who began teething on her bracelets.

So the take aways Felicia Hardy has a theme song give it a listen if you want to hear where that nine to five bit came from. So when the worlds were separate MJ and Diana ran for the presidency in their respective worlds. After the world merging that history was erased and so they ran together with Diana as president and MJ as her vice. Benjy is an awesome baby. If you don't know dr feel good by rania look it up it's music video got banned in certain countries. It's not that bad though. Oh and lastly Felicia is a freak that's into K-pop.

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P.s. Did anyone catch that i added some of the lemon back in to the Starfire chapter like you guys requested.