Draco: Im gonna be a mighty beast, purebloods be aware

Voldie: Well Ive never seen a Rich wizard that▓s used so much hair gel..

Draco hides 6 used pots of mega sized gel

Draco: Im gonna be the main event, my father was before,
Ill get cleaned up and not drab down and buy a 10 inch wannndd.

Lucius: God I am such an inspiring thing!

Voldie: Pah!!

Draco: Oh I just cant wait to be King!
No one saying jinx him, No one saying kill them, No one saying Stop that, No one saying Curse here!

Voldie: He will be the first to pay

⌠ No! Lord I beg you don▓t kill him■ Lucius pleaded. ⌠ Oh don▓t worry Lucie-Loo, I just need some extra money, I need to pay off for that expensive lingerie I bought■ Everyone stared at Voldermort, Bella raised one eyebrow.
⌠Kinky■ She muttered. ⌠ It was for Bellatrix!■ Voldermort yelled looking red and flustered. Everyone else just agreed.

Draco: We will do things all my way!

Lucius: I think its time that Voldie and I arranged a heart to heart

Draco: Blondes don▓t need advice from red eyed bald guys for a start.

Voldie: If this is were the Prophecy is heading count me out! Out of Killing out of Torturing? I wouldn▓t hang about!

Lucius: All of this is getting highly out of reach

Draco: Oh I just cant wait to be Quee.. KINNGG!