Twilight: Hey everyone, it's Twilight!
Ryou: ^_^
Bakura: *glare*
Twilight: Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you, Ryou and Bakura are here with me today! Say hi you two!
Ryou: Hello!
Bakura: ...ugh.
Twilight: *sigh* Anyway, today I'm going to be continuing a story I wrote about two years ago. Be warned: it's not that good, and I didn't edit it very much, so the spelling and / or grammar might be a little... off.
Ryou: But all of the chapters after this will be edited, since they're newer, so don't worry. *smiles*
Twilight: *squeals*
Bakura: *rolls eyes* Fangirl.
Twilight: Meanie!
Bakura: What type of a response was that?
Twilight: ...um, I'm not too good with comebacks. Enjoy the story, and don't forget, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! I'm just a fan!
Everything was normal, that is, until Yami Bakura got his hands on a cookbook and started adding his own twists to the dishes. With his hikari as a "judge" and the Millennium Ring used as a mixer, what could possibly go wrong?
"Welcome to the Yami Bakura Bakes show!" The announcer said.
"Wait, where's that voice coming from?" Bakura - the hikari, just so you know - asked, confused.
"You're not supposed to know that," The announcer whispered. "It's a secret only us announcers know."
"Can we get started?" Yami Bakura asked impatiently. "I'm a busy man, after all."
"You're not busy at all now that you no longer want revenge," The announcer snorted. "Now shush while I introduce you and Bakura, okay?"
"Fine," Yami Bakura said, rolling his eyes.
"This is Twilight," the announcer motioned towards a girl with dark brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. "She's going to be judging along with Bakura. She's also the author of this story."
"Hey everyone!" Twilight exclaimed cheerfully, waving to the crowd. She walked took a seat next to Bakura, behind the Judge's panel. "I'm very excited - albeit somewhat hesitant - to be judging Yami Bakura's cooking!"
"Why 'hesitant'?" Yami Bakura inquired indignantly, flashing one of his most menacing glares. "My cooking's extraordinary, I'll have you know."
"So you say, yami," Bakura giggled softly, trying to cover up the sound. Yami Bakura heard it despite his hikari's efforts and rolled his eyes.
"Just you two wait. You'll see!"
The announcer cleared his throat. "Let's begin, shall we?"
Twilight nodded, then looked at Yami Bakura. "So, what are you going to be cooking for us today?" she asked.
"Steak," Yami Bakura deadpanned.
"Sounds good," Twilight said to herself, writing down a few notes in her judge's notebook (don't judge me - excuse the pun-, I've just always wanted to do that for some reason).
Bakura leant towards her, whispering in her ear, "He likes his steak very raw, just to warn you."
Twilight nodded. "Yeah. I remember that episode where he ate that raw-ish looking steak."
"Episode?" Yami Bakura and Bakura said with confusion.
"Never mind!" Twilight said quickly, shaking her head. "Are you ready, Yami Bakura?"
"Why can't you just call him Ryou and me Bakura?" The Spirit of the Ring huffed. "I'm getting tired of hearing the word 'yami'. It reminds me of the Pharaoh."
"Okay then," Twilight rolled her eyes. "Are you ready Bakura?"
"Yes," Bakura (now it's the yami) said, smiling victoriously. Ryou sighed and shook his head in amazement. His yami could be so childish sometimes!
"But since I have no desire to eat raw steak -" Twilight ignored Bakura's indignant cry, " - you, readers, yes, you, can choose what Bakura cooks!"
Ryou nodded his head. "Just leave a... what are they called again?... oh yes, a review, and tell us what dish you'd like to see Bakura cook."
"Have fun!" Twilight and Ryou said in unison.
"And don't you dare pick something that's girly or fancy," Bakura threatened.
"Bakura! Don't threaten the readers!"
Twilight: *cringes a bit* I wasn't too good of a writer, sorry about that. Back then I was just messing around and wasn't really trying to write anything... um... coherent. But anyway, please review and tell me what you want Bakura to cook!
Ryou: Twilight's pretty new at fanfiction . net, so it would really make her happy if you all reviewed!
Twilight: *nods head rapidly*
Bakura: If you don't review, I'll send you all to the Shadow Realm. *creepy smile*
Twilight and Ryou: o.O