ive only written a single fanfc that has gone nowhere and now im WRITING (typing) ANOTHER THAT WILL HOPEFULLY BE BETTER! (BUTTER?)NO BETTER!(BUTTER!) BEEEEEETTTTTEEEERRRRRRRR!
I LIKE BUTTER!
CoW/Call of Warriors is kinda a version of CoD but its based off of the warriors cats (I LUV WARRIORS) and i have never palyed CoD CUZ I CANT HAZ XBOX360! so shtuff will be made up and randumb (RANDOM) SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(onto teh sturry! :P)
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Graystripe: *turns on Xbox360 and puts in CoW(LOL) in* IMMA GUNNA PWN! *gets invited to a match by his friend firestar* HEY BUDDY!
Firestar: Dude plz stop yelling...
Graystripe: 1M N07 Y3LL1N6!
Firestar: Yes you are. I can hear you from my den...
Graystripe: 50RRY!
Firestar: Im inviting sandstorm.
Graystripe: N0 1 HA73 7HA7 B17CH! SH3 K1LL5 M3 3V3RY FUCK1N6 71M3!
Firestar: not my fault u suck!
Graystripe: :(
Firestar: I cant see yur expression... im not right next to you.
Graystripe: *looks left and right* 0H...
Firestar: Im inviteing sandstorm now!
Sandstorm: *joins as soon as she gets invite* HI GUYZ!
STORMOFSANDS HAS JOINED THE LOBBY
Graystripe: *gets an evil idea* :P
Firestar: SUP!
Sandstorm: Graystripe?
Graystripe: H3LL0!
Sandstorm: OW SHIT MY EARS! STOP YELLING MY HEADPHONES ARE ON MAX VOLUME!
Graystripe: PHA53 1 0F MY 3V1L PLAN HAZ S7AR7ED! *retarded evil laugh*
Firestar & Sandstorm: WTF?!
Graystripe: UHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
GAYSTRIPE HAS LEFT THE LOBBY
Firestar: He hasnt fixed his name yet.
Sandstorm: LOL!
SPOTTEDBANANA HAS JOINED THE LOBBY
Spottedleaf: HAI FIRESTAR!
Sandstorm: *EVIL FACE*
Firestar: Im gunna start the match when veryone else joins...
*5 hours later*
Sandstorm: where the fuck is everybody?
EVILCAKE HAS JOINED THE LOBBY IEATEDYOU HAS JOINED THE LOBBY
Tigerstar: SUP BITCHES!
Firestar: YOU INSULT CAKES EVERYWHERE WITH YUR EVILNESS!
Tigerstar: ?
Bluestar: imma blueberry
Sandstorm: okay who else is left that plays this?
Firestar: graystripe who should be joining again soon... so i think dusttail owns it to?
(A/N: im not fully sure if its dusttail, i havnt read the books in a LONG time so if its wrong plz tell me and dont insult me)
DUSTYBURRITO HAS JOINED THE LOBBY
Dusttail: YOU LOZERS GUNNA DIE!
GAYSTRIPE HAS JOINED THE LOBBY
Firestar & Sandstorm & Spottedleaf & Tigerstar & Bluestar & Dustail:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
Graystripe: WHA7!?
Sandstorm: OW GRAYSTRIPE AGAIN? MY EARS!
Firestar: seriously dude fix your name!
MATCH STARTING IN 10 SECONDS...
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Tigerstar: im using hax :P
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MATCH INFO:
TIME: 15 Minutes Kill Limit: 50 Weapons: ALL Gamemode: DeathMatch Map: Forest
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Firestar: tigerstar what did you say before the match started?
TIGERSTAR HAS KILLED FIRESTAR *Mine*
(A/N: im not using their user IDs cause i would have to keep scrolling to remember them (BAD MEMORY))
Graystripe: HAHA!
TIGERSTAR HAS KILLED GRAYSTRIPE *Sniper Rifle*
Sandstorm: YUR DEAD TIGERSTAR!
Tigerstar: LIKE TO SEE YOU T-
SANDSTORM HAS KILLED TIGERSTAR *Knife*
SPOTTEDLEAF DIED *Fell From Tree*
Graystripe: LAWLZ!
Spottedleaf: SHUT UP DIPSHIT!
SPOTTEDLEAF HAS KILLED GRAYSTRIPE *ANGER*
(DTAILED KILL TIME!)
SPOTTEDLEAF VISION hiding in a tree right above tigerstar and graystripe shooting at eachother with the most inacurate weapon ever, the mouse launcher (LAWLZ) spottedleaf throws a grenade
BOOP... BOOP...
Graystripe: whats that booping?
BOOP.. BOOP...
Tigerstar: idk
BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP
BOOM!
SPOTTEDLEAF KILLED TIGERSTAR *Grenade*
SPOTTEDLEAF KILLED GRAYSTRIPE *Grenade*
Tigerstar: DAMMIT SPOTTEDLEAF! YOU ENDED MY KILLING SPREE!
Sandstorm: Yeah with 3 kills!
Tigerstar: ill hunt you down and rape you. :P
FIRESTAR KILLED GRAYSTRIPE *NUKE*
FIRESTAR KILLED SANDSTORM *NUKE*
FIRESTAR KILLED BLUESTAR *NUKE*
FIRESTAR KILLED DUSTTAIL *NUKE*
FIRESTAR KILLED SPOTTEDLEAF *NUKE*
FIRESTAR DIED *Suicide/Nuke
Firestar: HOW DID YOU NOT DIE TIGERSTAR!
Tigerstar: i found the bunker... BTW your suppose to use the nuk while your in the bunker
Firestar: FUCK YOU!
(DEATAYLD KIL TYM)
FIRESTAR VISION hiding a bush with a RS 9000 PROTOTYPE SHOTGUN watching dusttail hiding behind a tree *throws grenade* *dusttail yells "SHEIT!" and runs*
DAMMIT firestar thinks runs out shooting his RS 9000 PROTOTYPE SHOTGUN and gets
SPOTTEDLEAF KILLED FIRESTAR *Custom Weapon*
Firestar: WTF! HOW DO YOU GET A CUSTOM WEAPORN!
Spottedleaf: ive told you exactly 7658174 times TO GET A FUCKING MEMBERSHIP!
Firestar: BITCH!
Graystripe: anyone noticing bluestar being so silent?
(EPIC KILL OF THE CHAPTER!)
bluestar is hiding in a small cave and she has 2X-mines litterally ALL OVER THE MAP!
*detonates*
BLUESTAR KILLED FIRESTAR *Mine*
BLUESTAR KILLED DUSTTAIL *Mine*
BLUESTAR KILLED SPOTTEDLEAF *Mine*
BLUESTAR KILLED TIGERSTAR *Mine*
BLUESTAR KILLED GRAYSTRIPE *Mine*
BLUESTAR KILLED GRAYSTRIPE *Mine*
BLUESTAR KILLED SPOTTEDLEAF *Mine*
BLUESTAR KILLED TIGERSTAR *Mine*
BLUESTAR KILLED FIRESTAR *Mine*
BLUESTAR KILLED DUSTTAIL *Mine*
BLUESTAR: I WON!
BLUESTAR HAS WON THE MATCH
EVERYONE (NOT bluestar): WTF?!
Tigerstar: BULL SHIT!
GAMEOVER
Firestar: well that was fun? :(
FIRESTAR HAS CLOSED THE LOBBY
(IN STARCLAN/IN BLUESTARS SMALL DEN THINGY)
Bluestar: WOOT WOOT! *doing victory dance* WOOT WO-! *giant hole appears in head* ...
Spottedleaf: *pointing a gun in bluestars direction* HEHEHE! well shell respawn in 3 days... :D
OMFG SPOTTEDLEAF WILL RULE COW LATER! (maybe)
WELL! hope you enjoyed and plz REVIEW OR I KILL YOU!
have any ideas of stuff (weapons, characters, maps, gamemodes, ETC.)
USE FORM THINGY TYPING... NOW
GAMEMODE/WEAPONS/MAPS:
TYPE: (weapons, characters, maps, gamemodes, ETC.)
DESCRIPTION:(BLAH BLAH BLAH)
RULES:(BLAH BLAH BLAH)
CAT:
NAME:(FLUFFY,FUZZY, ETC.)
USERNAME: (NOTE: RARELY USED
GENDER: (FEMALE/MALE)
DESCRIPTION: (GRAY AND UGLY LIKE GRAYSTRIPE)
(i will also appear in a leter chapter so put your own cat in and watch them get ownd by me!)