A/N: You know the Lumberjack Song? If not, you can read it in The Weakest Link (Jon sings it in chapter 3). Well, we (we being both of us and our friend The Phoenix) wrote some song following the basic format and tune, with Tortall characters.

Disclaimer: Alanna, Jon and George belongs to Tamora Pierce. The Lumberjack song belongs to Python Pictures

A/N: Sorry if this offends any body.

Key: #means Alanna sings it.

:: means everyone else sings it.

Alanna's Song:

#I'm a lady knight, and I'm ok.

#I sleep all night, and I fight all day.

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::She's a lady knight and she's ok.

::She sleeps all night, and she fights all day.

~~*~~*~~*~~

#I kill Duke Roger, I eat bread and cheese.

#I go to the lavatory.

#On Wednesdays I fight bandits,

#And camp beneath the trees.

~~*~~*~~*~~

::She kills Duke Roger, She eats bread and cheese.

::She goes to the lavatory.

::On Wednesdays she fights bandits,

::And camps beneath the trees.

::She's a lady knight and she's ok.

::She sleeps all night, and she fights all day.

~~*~~*~~*~~

#I kill Duke Roger, I have affairs,

#I like to prance around.

#I put on men's clothing

#And hang around in Inns.

~~*~~*~~*~~

::She kills Duke Roger, She has affairs,

::She likes to prance around,

::She puts on men's clothing

::And hangs around in Inns

::She's a lady knight and she's ok.

::She sleeps all night, and she fights all day.

~~*~~*~~*~~

#I kill Duke Roger; I wear men's boots,

#Breeches and no bra,

#I wish I'd gone with Jono,

#But I'm stuck with George instead.

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::She kills Duke Roger; She wears men's boots

::Breeches and no bra,

::She wishes she'd gone with Jono,

::But she's stuck with George instead.

::She's a lady knight and she's ok.

::She sleeps all night, and she fights all day.

~~*~~*~~*~~

A/N: Do you like it? we've also written one about Jon, but you will have to wait."((