What Dobby must not feel he has to do for Harry Potter.
Disclaimer: This all belongs to J.k Rowling; I'm just having some fun!
Ah, Dobby our favourite House Elf! We all love him, but sometimes he is just a bit over the top! So, here are 10 things that Dobby should not feel he is obliged to do for Mr Harry Potter!
Dobby should not feel the need to serenade Harry Potter with a fanfare every time he enters a room.
Dobby should not feel pressured that he has to become Harry Potter's body guard; I assure you he will be fine whilst in the Castle grounds.
Dobby should also not feel he has to be a "Bouncer" for any parties being held in the Gryffindor common room in Harry Potter's honour.
Dobby should also not believe he must dress up as a sheep and jump mindlessly around if Harry Potter cannot get to sleep.
Dobby should not feel the need to poison test Harry Potters Food, we assure you he will survive!
Dobby should refrain from dressing up as Harry Potter, this includes an inked lightning bolt scar, black wig and glasses- "All needed to portray Harry Potter's brilliance", and we all know you just enjoy it.
Dobby should not attempt to mark Harry Potters Homework, especially when this leads to him going overboard with the "Well
Done!" Stamp.
Dobby should not attempt to put Harry Potters name down for "Minister of Magic", no matter how much he believes he deserves it.
From the earlier statement Dobby should realise that Harry Potter is not qualified to become to become Headmaster of Hogwarts either.
Dobby should refrain from saying that the "DADA" is actually a gathering of followers to, "Witness the greatness and might of Mr Harry Potter!" this is not suitable or needed in order to get new members.
I hope you enjoyed this little short, but remember there are more to come!